Full of stamina, grounded, funny classic.

1. 1 My favorite month is February, and I only need to be poor for 28 days this month.

2. I hope to win a person's heart and avoid old blind date.

As an experienced person, my advice to young people is: don't come over.

From today on, as long as you are my friend, anyone who has no money will reply to me, and I can tell you how I live without money.

The so-called holiday, the family is suspected, there is no money to go out, and every day is particularly idle.

God gave me many opportunities to get fat, and I seized them all. ...

7. It's time to undress by courage, wash by perseverance and get up by explosiveness.

8. blind date, the woman asked me if I had ever been in love before? I went there. I must have talked about it. Narcissism is dominant, supplemented by unrequited love.

9. Everyone is more than one meter tall, so there is nothing to ask.

10. People change. Before, I always wanted to get rich. Now I just want to get rich. It doesn't matter if I'm violent or not.

1 1. Who says I have no talent? I am a national first-class retired performing artist.

12. What is friendship? I changed my mobile phone number four times after graduation, but no one told me, but my classmates still contacted me when they got married!

13. Staying up late can prevent Alzheimer's disease, because staying up late can effectively prevent you from living to old age.

14. What if I don't want to wash clothes? Just bring a wife. If the daughter-in-law is virtuous, she will wash your clothes. If your daughter-in-law is tough, you should learn to wash clothes.

15. If you are afraid of being too strong, then you are a pig, because people are afraid of being famous and strong.

16. Some people are just not satisfied. They have double chins and want double eyelids.

17. Tutor: "What makes you walk on the stage of good voice?" Player: "It's my leg ..."

18. Parents can never tell the difference between explaining and talking back. If you explain, you talk back. If you say one more word, you answer back.

19. You never know without a fitness card. Facts have proved that laziness can defeat the love of money.

20. What is the concept of eating goods? Eat more if it tastes good, and eat more if it doesn't.

2 1. My specialty: Quit when encountering difficulties, give up halfway, eat, drink and be merry, and stay up all night.

22. Every time I walk alone at night, I'm so scared. It's so dark and I'm so beautiful. I'm afraid others can't see me.

23. After an English listening class, the only thing you can understand is the first few Chinese words.

24. Every time I clean, the teacher says "school is my home", and every time I am late, the teacher says "you think school is your home".

25. As long as you have classes in your heart, you don't skip classes anywhere.

26. Others fall in love by looks, routines and money. And I'm much simpler, just turning a blind eye to each other.

27. In fact, people's looks can be roughly divided into two categories: one is natural beauty; One is natural inspiration.

28. Nowadays, girls know more and more about medical knowledge! Yesterday, I accosted a girl in the street. After a few words, she concluded: "You are sick!" "

Although I am poor, I spend a lot of money.

30. It was cold, and the quilt caught a cold. I always feel that I need to stay in bed.

3 1. I always thought I was a talent, but I was wrong, I'm not! I am a genius.

32. I like losing my hair too much. I think I was a dandelion in my last life. Everyone else has sweet love. I only have one bald head.

33. The secret of staying beautiful used to be sleeping, but now it is retouching.

I just made a very risky investment. If I succeed, I can make millions at once. If I fail, my two dollars will be wasted.