Humorous flirting sentences

Humorous flirting sentences, if you can drink them from a cup, then the relationship will naturally be ambiguous. In fact, not only do things that can make the relationship ambiguous, but also talk. Let's learn humorous and ambiguous flirting sentences.

Humorous flirting sentence 1 1, in the long river of love, from the day I fell in love with you, there was more waiting and more expectation in my life, looking forward to being with you all the time.

Apart from tears, time is the only thing that can wash away everything. The longer the time, the weaker the conflict, just like tea that is constantly diluted.

3. Nice to meet you. May happiness fill your life. Meeting you is a kind of beauty. May beauty shine in your life. Meeting you is a kind of happiness. May happiness always accompany you.

I think this bird can't fly over the sea, because it doesn't have the courage to fly over the sea. Ten years later, I found that it was not birds that could not fly, but the other side of the sea, without waiting.

The most unforgettable thing is your smile. When it blooms on your face, I feel like a spring breeze, which warms and melts my heart.

There must be something wrong with my eyes, because my eyes are always helplessly taken away from you.

7. If I can, I would like to spend every minute of my life with you, but now all I can do is miss you every minute!

8. Your smile, like a clear spring, is flowing with clear love, washing my inner sweetness and touching my emotional nirvana. Loving you is my biggest choice, and it will always be an unchanging declaration.

9. Missing you has become a disaster. Loneliness index is like rising electricity price, heartache is like the spread of gas shortage, and the flooding degree is like rain and snow all over the country. Come to the disaster relief, and quickly grab the congested love road between us!

10 Your gentle smile in the moonlight melted me in your heart, and I came with boundless love and happiness, holding you gently in my arms from generation to generation. Only you like this feeling.

1 1, let you walk through Qian Shan, day and night, I firmly believe that you will never get out of my heart.

12, you have a good day, just like that carefree rabbit, always eating radish with vitamin ABCD happily. No matter what others think of me, it's a soft spot. I have your days.

13, after knowing you, I found that I can pay so willingly.

14, first love is fog, you are a rose in the fog, looking at you through the green gauze makes me ecstatic!

15, a person's sky is blue, and blue is a bit melancholy; When I am alone, I am free and a little lonely. A person's life is very relaxed, relaxed and a bit boring; I am very happy and a little sad when I miss you. Honey, can we get back together?

16, love is caring, love is dedication, it is the pain of missing, it is the sweetness of memories, it is inseparable, and it is a lover who looks forward to the morning. How are you?

17, looking for you in the southeast and northwest, following you everywhere, loving you in spring, summer, autumn and winter, hugging you in the wind and rain, just wanting to love you every day, loving you in this life, in this order in the afterlife!

18, don't spy on me with mysterious words, don't look at me with suspicious eyes, you have to know me and trust me, and my love for you will remain unchanged in this life.

19, it's too cold to hide at night, only you can warm me; Snow that ice can't melt, only love can touch you and me. For love, we join hands and swear to realize it for us. In this life, as long as you are by my side.

20. I am destined to fall in love with you. I will sit in the prison of love for you, and let love be locked in my chest all my life; I am destined to fall in love with you, my heart is broken for you, and I still miss your kindness.

2 1, people, every day is a holiday. A cold and warm sentence, a noisy line; A reminder, a handed note; A lovesickness, looking forward to it with one heart; A love, a lifelong love.

22. Although it is only two weeks, it seems to me that centuries have passed! I am here. When I see a girl who is similar to you, I can't help thinking of you, and I feel more at ease secretly with you. No one can compare with you!

23. The lingering twilight, a few words, countless words, sincere wishes, quietly tell you that I miss you, a cordial greeting.

24. I love you in 365 places, and I understand the sweetness of love. Happiness can be far away. For you, I have changed a lot and grown a lot. I love you. You are the only one in a happy country.

25. In this affectionate season, I really want to send you a bunch of blooming roses and countless blessings! I hope that the fragrance of this rose can vaguely exude gentle care and thoughts for you.

26. A castle embraced by sunshine, every brick and tile has the taste of love, a smile and a report of sunshine. Every minute is the meeting of hearts. Honey, I miss you.

27. It's not easy from meeting and getting to know each other until we know each other and fall in love, but now I want to cherish this precious love.

28. My love for you will last until the end of the news broadcast.

29. There is a feeling of loving each other, caring for each other and understanding and tolerance. Marriage is like sailing in the sea. Only by working together can we reach the other side of happiness.

30. The night is gorgeous because of the eyes of the stars; The mountain stands because of the entanglement of running water. The world is too big, let us meet; The world is too small, and I only have eyes for you. Let's take care of each other and write an eternal ending.

Humorous flirting sentence 2 1, I just want to be alone after meeting you. What person? Your people.

2. What I want is simple: sugar in my pocket, ink in my stomach, work in my hand, money in Cary, and you in the future.

3. A simple kiss is a simple love. Simple love is happier than complicated love. There is no worry or pressure. Love every day easily. Happy kissing festival!

If you were a tear, I would never cry. If you were a seedling of mine, I would rather be broken into dust; If you were my lamp, I would rather have no dawn. Honey, I love you.

Even though I am full of holes and getting old, I still have you looking all over Qian Shan, and you are on the verge of life and death-thank you for bringing me back to this world before we meet again.

6. Do you know why I have a cold? Because I have no resistance when I see you. I love you.

7. When I am with you, I want to take you to many places. When I am alone, I just want to go where you are.

8. We will go to the end, get married, live, help each other and join hands for life.

9. If living is the greatest life that God gives me, then living with you is the greatest gift that God gives me.

10, nothing special, just want to hear your voice.

1 1. Do you know how to eat this dish? Is it hot? Let me feed you.

12. I can see you and sunshine every morning when I wake up. This is the future I want.

13, I don't have any great advantage, that is, I will only be kind to you until I die.

14 Are you home yet? No, without you, no place is home.

15, I don't want the afterlife, regardless of the previous life, as long as I can really love you in this life.

16, I didn't go out by bus today. I bought this thing with the car money I saved. Of course, I have the money to buy fruit, but I saved the money to buy fruit, as if that was what I really gave you.

17, the worst feeling is not loneliness, but someone you can't forget, completely forgetting you.

18, I still like you very much, like a beauty who is mistaken for a enchantress, drinking pigeons deeply and leaving.

19, happiness is the only thing that makes love perfect, and tears are the beautiful encounter of wrong love.

20. Do you know what my biggest weakness is? My greatest weakness is your weakness.

2 1, I have a 900 million project that I want to talk to you alone.

22. I feel empty. What seems to be missing? Is it? Then let me live in your heart. After all, I'm a little fat. I can make up for it.

23. I cut my hand, so you can, so we are a couple.

24. When I first met you, my heart was blown into fireworks. I need to spend my whole life cleaning the ash stove.

25. Love stories are hidden in the wind, people you like are hidden in dreams, and the future stays in imagination, where you and I live.

26. People like you! I have nothing to talk about with you except falling in love.

27, the life I want, have you before going to bed, wake up and kiss you.

28. I am a poor student, and I can't read all the prosperity with my girl. All the ups and downs are on my own road.

29. I seldom talk to people, but you make me very different. I like talking to you, and nonsense is ok.

From now on, we will only die and never leave.

3 1, your name is the best love letter I have ever seen; Your smile is the most beautiful scenery I have ever seen.

32. Send a favorite dish, a bowl of soup and a glass of wine every day. Love lasts forever, and a bowl of rice keeps lovers company forever. I wish you happiness forever!

When he said "let her have three points", he didn't mean "not three points of running water and seven points of dust", but "three points of moonlight on earth".

34. If you were a cactus, I would endure all the pain to hug you.

Do you smell burning in the air? That's my burning heart for you.

I can't hide my love. I think when you are old, I can't walk any further. I will grin and say to you: Look, I have loved you all my life.

37. Some people you think will never be forgotten, but one day the smiling faces in your memory will be blurred.

38. At the moment I met you, I believed in fate, treated every moment I met you gratefully, and watched the sunrise and sunset with you every day.

39. I think you are a little strange today. You look good.

40. Do you know what I like to drink? Take good care of you.

4 1, you are my exclusive memory, you are the quatrain in my poem, you are the sweetness I want, you are the role I enjoy, you are the only miracle I want on Valentine's Day, and you are the precious memory at the end of my life.

42. I only know that even if the hapless world and both of us are in pieces, I still love you, because we are alike and both of us are bad enough.

I will call you "you" from now on, because you are already in my heart.

44. It is my habit to miss you. Dreaming of you is my wish before going to bed; I am willing to love you; Marrying you is my greatest expectation. Today, May 20th, I want to say loudly: 520, I love you!

45. Except for the memory of you, I have deleted all traces of you in my life.

46. Guess what uniform I like. I'm subdued by you.

47. I know I am bold. I heard that you have many friends. I don't deserve to climb high, but I really want to make a fortune among your friends.

48. I can have others without you. But only you are the only one I want.

49. Why did you hurt me? Hurt you what? I like you so much.

50. If you are not afraid of trouble, can you like me?

5 1, I'm going to take you to eat roasted purple potato, and then whisper "I'm purple potato" in your ear.

Baby, where the hell are you? I called, texted and left messages. Please, I'm going crazy.

53. How much do I like you? Like an angry caterpillar, it bulges to defend a new green tree. But as soon as I see you, I want to give you the whole tree, but I'm afraid you don't like the tender leaves.

54. Do you know what I want to be? I want to be your person most.

55, heaven and earth, year after year, tonight's reunion, but I hope forever. I just want to tell you that my special feelings for you will never change in my life!

56. The two warmest words in the world come from your mouth. Good night.

57. Can you laugh? Why? Because I forgot to add sugar to my coffee.

58. Can you play the guitar? No, then how did you resonate with me?

59. Love words are not how nice they are, but what you say is what I like.

60. I have been watching the sky from morning till night. I miss you when I walk, but I miss you when I sit!

6 1. The greatest luck in this life is to meet you. I will catch you and love you.

62. When I love you, you despise me. When you turn your head to love me, I won't wait for you anymore.

63. I took a bite, and you have to take a bite, so we are a couple.

64. I love you, and only you can perfect my world; I love you, my happiness can only be decided by you; I love you and can only cherish you deeply in my heart. I decided to love you forever!

65. My love for you. Like a tractor going up a mountain, it is vigorous.

66. This is watermelon and that is cantaloupe. You are my little fool.

67. It's my fault. My eyes can't hide my worries. When I mentioned your name, it was gentle and overflowing.

Spend the rest of your life with me. If not, I'll wait. If not, I'll think of another way.

Once you climb to the top of the mountain, you will see that I hug you with my arms.

70. I have only one life, and I can't give it generously to people I don't love.

7 1. The future is unpredictable, but I will give you the future you want under my limited possibility.

72. If someone asks me why I love you, I think I can only answer this way: because it's you, because it's me.

73. At first, an appointment can brighten the days before and after the meeting and make it a beautiful day.

Humorous flirting sentence 3 1, the most unforgettable thing is your smile. When it blooms on your face, I feel like a spring breeze, which warms and melts my heart.

Since I got your love, I seem to see the light in the endless darkness, as if I got a clear spring in the boundless desert, and as if I found a flower in the rock. How can I not thank you?

Since you appeared, I didn't know that someone's love is so beautiful. ...

Ever since I met you, my soul seems to have been taken away by you, and your shadow occupies every memory of me. Can you understand my infatuation?

Since I met you, my calm heart lake can't be calm any more. Your charm, your beautiful shadow and your smile are unforgettable. I have been deeply attracted by your wonderful charm!

Only you know my mood and only you can bring it to me.

7. As long as I can see you often, I feel happy; As long as I snuggle up to your petite body, I won't be lonely.

8. Over the years, I have been looking for my ideal love, but no one can touch me like you at the initial moment, and it is getting deeper and deeper.

9. This wine glass is sweet and pleasant because it touches the lips of close people.

10, after knowing you ... I realized that I could give so willingly.

1 1, in every night with you, I am no longer too lonely.

12, may my heart be embedded in yours, so that our love will never change.

13, because I know I can't live without you, so I will cherish it even more. ...

14, let's get married.

15, think about watching the sunrise and sunset with me.

16. Now my life and death, happiness and pain are completely in your hands. Can you give me divine love?

17, I know that you love me as God loves lambs and your loving mother loves babies. Your kindness and kindness make me feel all kinds of warmth and intoxication.

18, I know that love needs freedom to be happy, but I prefer to be with you and go with you.

19, I only love you! All the blood in my body has become my love, my affection!

20. I am willing to bow down, kneel under your throne and kiss your skirts and shoes; Even if not, then my dear, I will kiss the dirt and dust you stepped on. ...