What joke is it to regard a circle as an egg?

I found this. The joke you told should be extracted from this cross talk. Change it and it will become a teacher's story.

A: (bow your head and write a letter)

B: King of typos, what are you doing?

A: (Continue to write letters)

What are you doing?

My parents work in other places. I heard that my mother was ill, so I wrote her a letter.

Stop writing, or something will happen again.

Is it that serious?

Have you forgotten your last letter to your father?

A: What's the matter?

You wrote that. (Thinking) Hello, dear dad! It often rains here, so other students have an umbrella. It's just that I don't have an umbrella. Give me a life (umbrella). If you don't have an umbrella, give me a dotted line (money). If there is no thread (money), I will never have a life (umbrella).

A: Is it wrong to use "umbrella" and "money"? Make a fuss.

B: These two words make your father go to school by plane, train and ship to see if you are still alive.

A: Forget the past.

Ok, show me this letter.

Why should I show it to you?

I'm afraid something will happen to you again.

A: Nothing will happen. This time I came up with a good idea to make sure I don't make mistakes.

What's the best way? Can you tell me?

A: Just draw an "O". Don't draw words that you can't write. For example: Dear Mom, hello! If you can't write the word "mom", draw an "O" instead. I heard that you are ill, but you can't write the word "sick", so draw an "O" instead. Don't get out of bed casually. If you can't write the word "bed", draw an "O" instead. Anyway, if you encounter a word that you can't write, you will use an "O" instead.

B: You are lazy, but I have a good way to make sure I don't make mistakes.

What's the best way? Can you tell me?

B: It is to carry forward the spirit of "Five Ones" and look up words that can't be written in the dictionary.

This method is too troublesome. My method is better.

Mine is fine.

Mine is fine.

B: Don't argue. Read this letter to me and see who has a good idea.

A: Read it to you.

B: (reading the letter) Hello, dear Bowles! I heard you laid eggs. Don't lay eggs casually. If you lay eggs casually, you will lay more eggs.

A: Ah!

I also found a related one, which is also very funny!

In children's painting class, in order to stimulate preschool children's interest in painting, they often take the form of free play, and then let them explain what they have drawn one by one.

One day, I asked Xiaoli as usual, "What is this circle?"

Xiaoli said, "It's an egg!"

"Then why is there a diagonal line in the middle?" I asked. Xiaoli: "That's because the eggs are going to break and the chickens are going to hatch!" " "

I asked inexplicably, "Why are eggs brown?"

Xiaoli: "Because it is a tea egg!" "

Loulou, I hope I can help ~ (here's another joke! )