Twenty-four of the strongest funny copywriters in history

1. "What made you suddenly give up the person you love?" "I am jealous, and he said it is unreasonable."

Research shows that as a smart person, you can't argue with an idiot, he will pull your IQ to the same level as him, and then beat you with rich experience!

3. I go to three provinces every day: Is it high? Rich? Handsome? The answer is no, and then you can calm down and get things done. ...

Ladies, please note that when a man shows gentlemanly manners to you again, he doesn't really appreciate you much, he just appreciates himself!

5. "I recently found that my temperament and living conditions are particularly small and fresh." "Just you? You put that clear word. "

6. "A fortune teller said that our marriage is like Tiananmen Square." "Isn't it great?" "No, he said Dongdan is in the east and Xidan is in the west."

7. A sign of men's maturity: immature men always care about women's beauty; Mature men are good at reading their wives' faces.

I have been so busy these days that my hair is beginning to fall off. My friend comforted me that it was a seasonal change. I always thought it was very likely to stop production. What should I do?

9. A buddy signed Q-Q and wrote: I am very introverted, take the initiative! Later, this buddy received private letters from three roommates.

10. "What's your specialty?" "My mental arithmetic is very fast." "What is 36 times 42?" "132" "Obviously wrong." "But hurry!"

1 1. Like a swallow before engagement, it can fly at will; Like engaged pigeons, they can fly but dare not fly far; After marriage, I am like a duck to water. I want to fly, but I can't.

12. Ask an old farmer: What do you think has changed between now and the old society? The old farmer said: life in the old society was really worse than pigs and dogs. What about now? If it is.

13. I don't know if I started to move. I'm actually beginning to be willing to stop swearing, smoking and drinking, and pretend to be beautiful.

14. I bought a pack of cigarettes in the canteen in the morning, bought a bottle of wine in the canteen in the afternoon and handed a cigarette to my boss. The boss took a drag and said, this cigarette is a bit fake. Shit, I was cheated!

What is a love story? That is, you say a lot of things that you don't believe, but you hope the other person can believe it. The point is that someone really believes it!

16. I need to sleep in a room for a business trip with my colleague Lao Wang tomorrow. I went back to talk with my wife in the evening. The wife said: Lao Wang's snoring will affect your rest!

18. "Give me a woman and I will create a country!" Very reply: "well, give you a sow, and the price of meat will fall next year!" " "

19. Men are like houses, and second-hand ones are often more popular than first-hand ones; A woman is like a car, even a famous car is greatly discounted after changing hands.

20. Customer: A chicken stewed with mushrooms. Is your chicken a serious stupid chicken? Attendant: It's a rural stupid chicken. However, I don't know if it is serious or not.

2 1. "Why are many hurricanes named after women?" "Because when the hurricane came, it just ran lightly, but when it left, it took away your house and car."

22. Economists say that capital flows will add value. Later, I found that my own funds were flowing and others' funds were increasing in value.

23. Life is eight bitter things: short, poor, frustrated, fat, unable to lose weight, unrequited love, hopelessness and low laughter.

24. A child asked his mother, "Then why did you marry your father?" Mom said, "Mom was blind before she married your dad!" " "The child asked his father again," Why is our family so poor? " Dad said, "all the money in our family has been given to your mother to treat her eyes!" " "