Miscellaneous notes of wine field

There is a well-written couplet in the 29th chapter of Water Margin, which reads "Drunk makes Kun big, and the sun and the moon grow in the pot". In a short sentence, the "fun" of drinking is vivid.

Above the wine table, people of all colors, etc. Between the cups, there are countless fronts hidden. The metaphor of "Gankun Sun and Moon" is really appropriate. Wine fields are like battlefields. In order to drink less, we tried our best to fight with each other. Wine fields are like rivers and lakes. In order to persuade one more glass of wine, it turned out to be a pearl-like punch line, and suddenly my tongue burst into lotus flowers.

Zi once said, how can people not be stabbed when they are floating in rivers and lakes? Since you are sitting on the wine table, you should be prepared to get drunk. Even if it will be scarred and half-disabled.

"Jianghu" has a long history, so it is inevitable that it will be used to swords and shadows, and naturally it will be cautious about all kinds of traps, so as to reach the highest state of the winery where everyone is drunk and I wake up alone.

There are indeed many dangers in the rivers and lakes of wine. If you are not careful, you will stagger, and even worse, you will throw yourself on the ground and get the reputation of "drunkard". But the things in this cup seem to have infinite charm, which makes it hard to give up, and makes those vows of "never haha" become jokes again and again, so there is a saying of "no go, no go, no ha, no ha".

Since its birth, wine has fascinated all beings. Otherwise, there will be something like "wine makes people drunk" and it will be labeled as "intestinal poison" and "the medium of color", but its effect is unparalleled. "Wine makes people brave" and "100 poems about fighting wine" can make people think. The martial arts are unparalleled, and the mountains and rivers are magnificent. So amazing, what is the comparability?

As the saying goes, no wine, no table. If you are holding a table of delicious food and greeting you with a glass of coke sprite orange, it will be much more boring. On the contrary, a plate of peanuts, a salted duck egg and a bottle of Erguotou bought in a small shop can still be called brothers, regardless of age, and it is very difficult to find.

There are countless jokes on the wine table, but most of them are intense and not suitable for children. But there are also jokes about Xian Yi and Xian Yi, old and young. For example, I can drink two or two and drink half a catty in those years. I am relieved of such cadres; Can drink eight taels a catty, sorry for the people, sorry for the party; If you can drink white wine and beer, such cadres will have to be transferred; Can drink beer and drinks, such cadres can't want it.

Another example: revolutionary wine is drunk every day, and the wife who drinks it is back to back. My wife told the Commission for Discipline Inspection, and the Commission for Discipline Inspection said it was wrong to drink or not!

If jokes are lubricants on the wine table, then women are undoubtedly boosters. It is widely rumored in Jianghu that the wine field is three-proof, fire-proof, anti-theft and anti-woman! People say that women generally don't drink, and women who drink are unusual!

Once this woman picks up the glass, only the men here will suffer. Even if she is casual, how dare you quit? Otherwise, why say gentleman! Besides, as the old saying goes, "Good men don't fight with women", can they still violate the ancestral teachings? So, don't persuade the woman on the table to drink, or you will be burned if you are not careful.

For the average person, the process of drinking is completely distinct, and some people sum it up as five stages: adolescent stage: strictly guard against death; Young woman stage: half push; In the prime of life: people who come will not refuse; Widow stage: if you don't look for me, I will look for you; Old lady stage: knowing that you can't do it, you are still blind.

Du Kang is the only one who can solve the problem!

Originated from Linqu Xiantan.