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What are the symptoms of an unqualified husband?
The top ten signs of an unqualified husband. Marrying a husband is like raising a son. Women all hope to have a man who can love and protect them and accompany them through the ups and downs in the future, but marrying a giant baby Women who are men do not enjoy this sense of security, because marrying a husband with a giant baby is equivalent to raising a son. My best friend Li Fei and her husband Chen Jun were high school classmates. After working, we contacted each other again at a class reunion. After that, the two fell in love and got married soon. On her wedding day, Li Fei was a happy bride, dreaming of a happy life after marriage, but after the wedding, Li Fei said she was very tired. Li Fei is so tired that she jumps up and down every day, but Chen Jun is very leisurely. After get off work, he only watches TV and plays games. On weekends, he either sleeps at home all day or goes fishing with friends. The contrast between the two people, one in the sky and the other in the earth, finally made Li Fei unbearable. When Chen Jun returned from a fishing trip, Li Fei said to him, "Were all your tenderness and considerateness fake in the past? Now you have become so careless." Family, if this continues, I don’t think I can survive this life!” Facing Li Fei’s anger, Chen Jun acted as if he hadn’t seen it. He said leisurely, “I haven’t done this since I was a child, and I don’t know how to do it. , If you want to blame, blame my mother, she never taught me. "As a man, if you can't help your wife share a little bit of pressure in life, even the most enviable marriage will have cracks. Li Fei looked at her "giant baby" husband in front of her. She suddenly felt that she had not found a husband for herself, because she had not felt the care and consideration other women received after marriage, let alone that she could rely on them. shoulders. She felt that Chen Jun was like an "eldest son" she had raised. She had to take care of him, eat and drink him, and even quarrel with her if she was slightly unsatisfied. These things happen every day, which deeply stimulates Li Fei's heart. To be honest, she can't accept it. This kind of marriage makes her feel very tired. She had filed for divorce before, but her husband tried to stay again and again, and she became a little soft-hearted. But Li Fei worked overtime at the company that day, and it was already past nine o'clock when she got home, but Chen Jun was waiting at home for Li Fei to come back to cook. At that moment, Li Fei really collapsed. Li Fei said that she must get a divorce, otherwise she would go crazy. Her voice was full of helplessness and sadness, which made me feel heartbroken. I have no way to interfere in her marriage. I can only give her the support a friend should give her. I hope Li Fei will have a happy future. Marrying a husband is like raising a son." The husband of this strange couple is an only child. He has been spoiled since childhood and has a lot of bad habits. Sometimes it makes me so angry that I want to divorce him. Humph! I remember when we first got married, he didn't go to work. , playing games at home all day long, dragging his feet every time to prepare a meal for him, and throwing clothes everywhere after bathing! I was so angry that I almost grabbed him to death with the Nine Yin White Bone Claws. Marry a husband and raise a child. Like a son. When you see this, some people may think, how did you fall in love with such a man? I am angry when I talk about this man. When I first met him, he was wearing a white shirt with black stripes on his lower body. Wearing casual pants, he is 1.8 meters tall and has a sunny smile on his face. Is there anyone who is so handsome? My heart started to flutter. He came over and said a few words to me casually, and I fell in love with him. Damn it, women really can’t resist looks! When we were in love, his mouth was like honey. He would do a romantic scene that had been shown on TV every day, which moved me so much. I get so angry when I think about it! This kid is so good at pretending, no, I'll catch him and beat him up before we talk about it! After the beating, I felt much better, so we continued to spray him, ah no, let's talk about him at that time. After getting married, I was so angry every day, but he was so thick-skinned! Thicker than a wall, if you scolded him to death, he would come over with a smile and pat your shoulders to calm you down, then He's such a jerk, ugh! I blame myself for being soft-hearted every time, and loses my temper after being coaxed by him. I think of that time when I was in love, what a good person he was! He was handsome and could coax people. Do you have a prince charming? Remember. Once I went to a KTV with him, and some gangsters teased me after we came out. He pulled me behind and rushed up to punch those gangsters with a single step. At that time, countless little stars flashed in my eyes, and I hit him. Full of admiration! In an instant, I imagined countless heroic postures of him knocking out enemies! But he was so handsome for only three seconds! He was pushed to the ground and hammered hard before he even touched him! That kid was also stubborn and kept silent. Fortunately, The police came soon and the gangsters were scared away.
Seeing that he was covered in injuries, I cried so much that my face was covered with tears and snot! That boy actually laughed at me when he saw my appearance! I was so angry! If I hadn’t seen that he was covered in injuries, I would have given him an eighth set. 广播体操揍趴他,额!虽然他已经趴了… 记得跟他结婚后第三个月我就怀孕了,他知道消息后竟然去一层一层拍别人的门告诉别人我怀孕了,他要 Becoming a father! Crazy? How embarrassing! He changed a lot during the pregnancy. He stopped playing games and took care of all the housework. He was busy with me all day long. It was like he was a different person. One day I just couldn't help but want to test his strength. When he came back and opened the door, I yelled at him: "The king of heaven and the tiger on earth!" He was stunned, pinched my face with both hands, and then walked around me. He walked around a few times, looked at me, and said to me: "Don't read too many jokes," and then turned back to the room and closed the door. The moment he closed the door, he heard a loud roar from inside the door: "Chicken stewed with mushrooms." !" Me: "..." It seems that the body was not taken away! I remember the day I gave birth to a baby, I always heard people say that it hurts. I was so scared that I burst into tears that day! He grabbed my hand and said to me: "Don't Afraid, I will always be here waiting for you, I love your wife." This simple sentence made me feel that he was very reliable. Everything went well, and I felt very happy when I saw him holding the baby after giving birth! Later, my mother-in-law said that when the doctor at the hospital asked him to sign the consent form, he refused to sign it when he saw that there might be danger. Ah! I almost got into a fight with the doctor! Then I signed it after everyone persuaded me. After signing it, I cried like a child! It was so embarrassing! What about us now? After the child was born, he went to find a job. Every day when I come back, I complain that I am tired, hardworking, and don’t want to do it! But the next day, I get up on time without being called and go to work. Seeing his expression when he comes back from get off work every day and sees his children, I am satisfied. Although I still make him very angry occasionally, I don’t want to divorce him anymore. I want to keep him by my side and beat him for the rest of my life! If by chance we meet a giant baby boy in marriage, a man who is as motionless as Mount Tai, can his wife change? Can gentleness not become bad? The problem is that Xiaoyu feels wronged and uncomfortable but dare not tell her parents because her mother was very opposed to her marriage. Before marriage, her mother and Xiaoyu went to her boyfriend's house together. After dinner, Xiaoyu helped wash the dishes in the kitchen. Her man didn't say a word of greeting, let alone help, and her future mother-in-law even brought a plate of fruit to her son, while watching. Playing games with my son and feeding him at the same time. No one asked Xiaoyu and her daughter to eat fruit, and no one came to help Xiaoyu wash the dishes. After returning home, my mother said that this man was just a giant baby because he was not weaned and needed care everywhere. Marrying him was definitely not going to be a good life, but Xiaoyu insisted on getting married, and said things would get better once she had children, and besides, she didn't want to live with her parents-in-law. "Do you know why your mother-in-law treats you well? That's because she thinks you are suitable to be her son's mother." After marriage, Xiaoyu's mother would say it every time she came. She really couldn't stand a man who was motionless, but her daughter-in-law was not. Carefully selected mothers are not looking for free nannies. Now Xiaoyu realizes that she regrets not listening to her mother. A man’s family of origin plays a vital role in shaping his character. Folks say that buying a pig to watch a pen is not wrong at all. Marrying a man with such a giant baby is really a disaster. Men with giant babies are really not suitable for marriage. They basically want to find a nanny. Marrying a wife has two purposes, one is to take care of themselves and the other is to carry on the family line. If you accidentally marry such a person, you will really only make yourself uglier and uglier, make you hate yourself more and more, and there will be no happiness at all. Xiaoyu is preparing for a divorce. She feels that the current situation is really bad. Her husband's salary is average, he is not considerate, and he only acts as a hands-off shopkeeper. Even if there are difficulties after the divorce, no matter how bad it is, it will not be worse than now. Of course, there are also those who are married to a giant baby boy and will not get divorced. This is called one who is willing to fight and the other who is willing to suffer. In short, when encountering such a giant baby boy, there are only two options: 1. If you don’t divorce, just follow him. Then life will be better. To be fair, if you work more you might be able to lose weight. 2. This kind of man is very arrogant and conceited, and it is impossible to change. However, marriage gives everyone the right to divorce. If you can't bear it, stop the loss in time. It is better to divorce at thirty than at forty. What are the signs of an unqualified husband? 2. 1. I am always tired when I go home. 2. I won’t sleep while holding my cell phone. 3. I get annoyed when my wife calls me. 4. I get there when my friends call me. 5. I never post news about my daughter-in-law in my circle of friends. It’s a sign of a lucky woman. 6. He hardly pays attention to the messages sent by his wife. 7. He gives compliments to other women 8. He smiles like a brilliant scumbag.
Let’s talk about the first one first: I’m always tired when I go home. In my husband’s mind, he feels that he is tired of taking care of the baby full time instead of going to work. I also know that he is really tired after every business trip. He is usually fine, but when I encounter When it’s my period, I feel especially tired! I don’t even want to move~ Or when I have a cold and feel dizzy and heavy, I wish my dad could help me take care of the baby for an hour. But most of the time he is tired. Even if he doesn’t go on a business trip and sits in the office for a day, he I don’t really want to spend all my time with the baby after get off work. I occasionally see the baby a few times, but he also urges me to see the baby as soon as possible~ The second article: Not sleeping while holding the phone is irresponsible and a rubbish husband’s characteristics. Haha, it’s a true portrayal of my husband! He said he was very sleepy and tired, but usually he just relaxes by lying in bed and looking at his mobile phone! Article 3: My wife gets annoyed when she screams. I didn't find him annoyed at this point. I don't know how I feel about it. Anyway, every time I ask him to do something, he can't get me to do it even if he doesn't want to do it, but he doesn't show any annoyed expression. Article 4: When a friend shouts Just in place. This husband is indeed like this, but because the above one is not true, I will accept the ten rich and noble looks of men in this one. Article 5: Never post news about your wife in your circle of friends. As for my husband, I can’t say he doesn’t do it, I can only say he rarely does it. My husband is the kind of person who doesn’t like to show his life in his circle of friends. Since it’s something he’s particularly happy about, he rarely posts about it! So, this one is barely passed. Article 6: I hardly pay attention to the messages sent by my wife. I have something to say about this! The ten most unpromising careers. My husband rarely likes the posts I post on Moments! He also reads it, but he doesn’t like it! Humph, don’t ask me why I didn’t give him a pass. I just didn’t want to give him a pass on the ten characteristics of a bad husband on Douyin. Article 7: I’ve noticed the slutty swish of other women’s zaniness, but there’s basically no news to dig out! Just barely pass. Classic quotes from trashy husbands. Article 8: The smile is brilliant Haha! This! My husband does smile brightly sometimes, but I don’t know if he does the same when he likes it. It seems that my husband is generally qualified, oh, no! It should be barely qualified! Haha Where is your husband? What kind of marriage must be given up.
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