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What is the picture of Dai Song's bull sentence?

The broken sentences in Dai Song's Painting Cows are as follows:

There is Du in Shu, good at painting and calligraphy. There is also a/"cow"/a shaft, which is particularly popular. The kit/jade shaft is often self-contained. One day when the calligraphy and painting were exposed, a shepherd boy clapped his hands/laughed and said, "This painting/bullfight is also! Bullfighting/forcing/in the corner, tail twitching/between/between two stocks. It's ridiculous to lose your tail and fight today! " Chu Shi/Laugh it off.

Interpretation of vernacular:

There is a man named in Shu who likes painting and calligraphy and has a collection of hundreds of paintings and calligraphy. Among them, Dai Song painted a picture of a bullfight, and he liked it very much, so he used brocade as the cover of the picture, decorated the scroll with jade, and always carried it with him.

One day, he was drying calligraphy and painting. A shepherd boy saw this painting, clapped his hands and laughed, and said, "Is this painting a bullfight?" When the cows are fighting with each other, their strength is spent on their horns and their tails are sandwiched between their hind legs, but this painting shows the cows wagging their tails and fighting with each other, which is not right. "Du smiled and thought the shepherd boy was right. The ancients said, "The tiller asks the farmer, and the weaver asks the maid. "This truth is the same.

Precautions:

Dai Song: A painter in the Tang Dynasty, who is good at drawing cows, has a picture of bullfighting.

Zhong Shu: Sichuan. Dr du Chu (chǔ): unknown. Su Shi has Du Zhuan, which is the homonym of many medicine names. "Chu Shi" originally refers to a reclusive talent, and later refers to a scholar who has never been an official. Xunzi is not twelve sons: "In ancient times, the so-called Chu Shi was also virtuous."

Hao: Yes, hobbies.

Treasure: something that is cherished. Treasure. Treasure. Quantity (shǔ): After counting, we can calculate.

One axis: one picture.

Brocade Axis: Brocade is the sleeve for painting, and jade is the axis for decoration. Sack, bag, here refers to painting the cover.

Always Follow Yourself: There is no such sentence in Dongpo Zhi Lin Volume 9 (12). Take it with you.

Exposure (pù): exposure to the sun.

Explanation:

The first sentence of this paper points out Du Fu's love and rich collection of calligraphy and painting, and then points out that "Ox Axis" is a special treasure of Du Fu, and writes the position of this painting in Du Fu's mind concisely and vividly with the words "smooth axe". Then get down to business. When writing Du Fu's hanging painting, a shepherd boy "clapped his hands and laughed" at such a rare treasure, and pointed out the mistake in the painting-"broken tail fighting".

With the unique innocence and familiarity with life of the shepherd boy, on the one hand, the reason for the mistake is explained-"the power of bullfighting lies in the horn, and the tail is dragged into two strands"; On the other hand, through "Is this painting a bullfight?" The positive conclusion of "one question and one fallacy" shows the theme of the full text in a teasing way, which makes Du have to "laugh it off".

Finally, to quote an old saying, "Ask the slaves when you farm, and ask the maids when you weave." It further reveals the truth that practice makes true knowledge. Although there are only a few words in the full text, the innocence of the shepherd boy and the open-mindedness of Chu Shi are vivid, concise and interesting.