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I have a pet pig but many people are sarcastic and waiting to eat it. What should I do?
Pigs are considered an “exotic pet”. I take Crispy out for a walk once a week, usually to the riverside in our city. There were people walking cats and dogs there, and I was the first one to walk the pigs. In August last year, I posted my first post on Moments about Crispy, with 6 photos of him. Comments and likes poured in, and close friends came to my house to look after the pigs. When I took Crispy to meet my parents for the first time, my mother said, "If you go to college, you will open a zoo for me." And my dad often complains that the pots in my farm on the mountain are all set up, and when the pigs grow bigger and you can’t raise them anymore, I will feed them beer for a few days and then kill them and eat them - I just take it as what he said. It's a joke. I will always be with Crispy, even if one day he grows into a fat pig weighing a hundred pounds.
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