Funny sentences of Dragon Boat Festival

1, I seriously doubt that Yue Lao tied zongzi with my red thread!

2. The teacher asked: Who is your favorite poet? A classmate said: Qu Yuan. The teacher asked him why, and he said: Because Qu Yuan had the most conscience, other poets left us many poems when he died, and Qu Yuan left us delicious brown seeds and a three-day Dragon Boat Festival holiday when he died! After the class was silent for three seconds, the applause was endless.

3, rice and steamed bread fight, rice is very crowded, fight when you see something wrapped, and don't let go of sugar bags, meat bags and steamed dumplings. Zongzi was forced into the corner, and in desperation, he pulled his clothes and shouted, see clearly, I am undercover!

Your clothes are clean and environmentally friendly, your body is crystal clear and soft, your skin is white and smooth, your heart is colorful, your figure is well-proportioned, your edges and corners are sharp, and your breath is fragrant. I really like you, dear Zongzi!

5. Thanks to Mr. Qu Yuan for giving us a festival with his life! Holidays are a very, very good way to commemorate. We also want to commemorate 365 historical celebrities in the same way: Confucius, Mencius, Zhuangzi, Han Feizi, Cao Cao, Liu Bei, Sun Quan, Zhuge Liang, Li Bai, Du Fu, Su Shi, Bai Juyi, Liu Bang, Xiang Yu, Kangxi, Yongzheng and Qianlong.

6. On the Dragon Boat Festival, the tortoise wants to eat zongzi and let the snail buy zongzi. Two hours have passed, and the snail hasn't come back yet. The tortoise is in a hurry and scolds: I will starve to death if I don't fucking come back! At this time, the snail's voice came from outside the door: Nima, I won't go anyway!