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Eight football jokes 2007-06-04 00: 15 The first football joke: the goalkeeper's unique skill-ventriloquism.

The defender made a mistake and the opponent's striker was single-handed. The audience is nervous! ! !

The goalkeeper used his quick wits to whistle.

The striker thinks it's offside. Stop. The goalkeeper was overjoyed.

Then the defender picked up the ball and wanted to serve a free kick.

The referee blew his whistle.

The defender handball in the restricted area and was sentenced to death.

The second football joke: the song of the team

Zhao Chuan:

I am a smelly foot, but I can't kick it well if I want to. Maybe one day I rushed out of Asia and became the object of being teased. I have seen the world and found myself a pustule.

I am a smelly foot, but I can't kick it well if I want to. I'm looking for a good medicine to deodorize. Is this requirement too high?

Zhang Ye:

We sang the fear of North Korea and became confident and soft. We told the story of Tucao, which became famous and tempered; The kicker who opens the future leads us into the bar and raises our glasses. We can't get drunk.

Richie Jen:

Your legs are always too soft, your legs are too soft, you hold the ball alone until you are robbed, and you push that person down for no reason, I know you have no good end at all; Your legs are always too soft, your legs are too soft, you can't shoot all the good balls into the net, your mind is always simple, your cooperation is too difficult, and you can't qualify, so don't force it.

Na Ying:

Lend me a pair of good legs and let me kick this opponent black and blue. Lend me a pair of good legs and let me kick this opponent black and blue.

Chyi Chin:

You asked me when I would qualify, and I asked myself softly, not at this time, I don't know when, I think it will be in my dream.

Sun Nan:

I can't bear to see you come back soon. Come back quickly. Football is disgraced because of you. Come back, and bring your stinking feet back. Don't let fans get hurt again.

Su Yongkang:

Standing next to the goal is also the same dilemma. The only answer is that it is difficult to score goals!

The third football joke: words speak louder than words.

In a school football friendly match, Class A and Class B are fighting fiercely. At this time, the announcer of Class A sitting on the radio said: The No.3 striker in our class started shooting, and the ball went straight to the opponent's goal like a bullet.

The announcer of Class B also said: The goalkeeper of our class jumped to the right and blocked the bullet from the door. In a few minutes.

The announcer of Class A added: On the 7th, our class issued a penalty and scored a goal.

The announcer of Class B immediately followed, but unfortunately he served as soon as the referee blew the whistle, and the goal was invalid, alas.

The fourth football joke: It's the referee's turn to cry.

God asked the Italians: Why can't you win the championship with so many world-famous stars in the Blue Army?

The Italian shouted: the referee sent off our star!

God asked the Spaniard: Your matador's footwork is so good, why can't you win the championship!

The Spaniard cried: our golden ball was blown off by the referee!

Koreans questioned the Swiss referee: Why don't you help us reach the final?

The referee cried: the Germans are too cunning, I can't find their trouble, I can't send them off, and I can't give you a penalty!