Seeking the Classic Lines of Duke of Lushan (Stephen Chow Edition)

Wei Xiaobao: Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for being so close and standing so straight to listen to my story. It's really embarrassing. (Bao Xiao sits on several stacked tables) The figure to be talked about today is Chen Jinnan, the chief helmsman of the Heaven and Earth Society. It is said that it is useless to call Chen Jinnan a hero if you have never seen him in your life. He is eight feet tall and eight feet around the waist.

Everyone: Wow! Isn't that a square?

Wei Xiaobao: Four directions are four directions, one meter raises a hundred kinds of people, and there is an octagon, I tell you! (Scratching his head and turning around) What about his martial arts? It's called nine days and ten places. The Bodhisattva shook her head in fear and split her golden hands! Within 100 miles from Fiona Fang, people, animals, shrimps, crabs and fleas all flew to Huasong!

Everyone: (Laughter) If you are so powerful, you won't lie.

Wei Xiaobao: Hey! However, this man is nowhere to be found, but I saw him in half of the street. ...

Everyone: (Interrupting) I have either seen them or not. How can I give up halfway?

Wei Xiaobao: Because he only covers half of it, fool! Haven't you ever heard of "hiding half her face in front of us behind her guitar"? You really haven't read a book, stupid pig! (ah? ) Ha … ha … ha … ha … ha … ha … ha … ha … ha!

I see. Go ahead.

Don't call it spring, okay? !

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