Stories and feelings of joke philosophy

Stories and feelings about joke philosophy

1 An elderly and frail lion, unable to feed himself, had to lie in a cave. He has difficulty breathing, speaks weakly, looks terminally ill and laughs at philosophical stories and feelings.

The news soon spread among the herd, and everyone felt sorry for the sick lion. They came to see the lion one after another. I didn't know that the lion stayed in his cave and easily arrested the tourists one by one. The fox is a little skeptical about this, and finally let's see what happened. He stood at a distance, saluting the animal Wang An. The lion said, "Oh, my dearest friend, it's you! Why are you standing so far away? Come on, good friend, say something in my poor lion's ear, I'm dying. "

"May God bless you!" Said the fox. "But please forgive me, I can't stay. To be honest, I feel very uneasy. All I saw were footprints into the hole, but I didn't see them. "

In Qing Dynasty, Zhang Dianying was an official in North Korea, and one day he suddenly received a letter from his hometown. When I opened it, I realized that there was a dispute between my family and my neighbors. The reason is that the walls of the original two yards collapsed, and when I rebuilt the walls, I didn't take up an inch of land. In order to deter the neighbors, the family sent him a book and asked him to speak.

Soon, the official's family received a long-awaited reply, but there was only a limerick:

Carrying books thousands of miles to hit the wall,

What's wrong with making him three feet?

The Great Wall of Wan Li is still here today.

I didn't see Qin Shihuang.

The family understood the truth and took the initiative to retreat three feet. Not to be outdone, the neighbors retreated three feet, so a six-foot-wide alley appeared in the middle for the villagers to walk.

3. The old monk and the young monk traveled together and met a river on the way; I saw a woman trying to cross the river, but she didn't dare. The old monk took the initiative to carry the woman across the river, then put the woman down and continued on his way with the young monk. This story is a complete collection of jokes, philosophical stories and feelings. The young monk couldn't help asking in a low voice all the way: What happened to Master? How dare you cross the river with a woman on your back? After walking all the way and thinking all the way, I finally couldn't help but say, master, are you breaking the rules? Why are you taking a woman? The old monk sighed: I have put it down, but you still can't put it down!

4. King Wen of Wei asked the famous doctor Bian Que, "Your three brothers are all good at medical skills. Which is the best? "

Bian Que replied: "The eldest brother is the best, the second brother is the second, and I am the worst."

King Wen asked again, "Then why are you the most famous?"

Bian Que replied, "My eldest brother treated me before I got sick. Because most people don't know that he can eradicate the cause in advance, his fame can't spread, only our family knows. My brother treated this disease at the early stage of his illness. Most people think that he can only cure minor illnesses, so his fame is limited to his own village. And I, Bian Que, treated my illness when it was very serious. Most people have seen me perform major operations, such as bloodletting and skin medication, so I think my medical skills are brilliant and my reputation has spread all over the country. "

Two women were chatting, and one of them asked, "Is your son all right?"

"Don't mention it, it's unfortunate!" The woman sighed, "he is so poor. He is lazy as hell when he marries his daughter-in-law. He doesn't cook, sweep the floor, wash clothes and take no children. He just sleeps all day, and my son has to bring breakfast to her bed! "

"What about the daughter?"

"Then she will be lucky." The woman smiled all over her face: "He married a good husband and won't let him do housework. He did all the cooking, washing, sweeping the floor and taking care of the children, and even took her to bed early every morning! "

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