Tiantian Xiangli’s funny jokes (the more, the better)

1: The episode of the foster dog...+

Wang Han bravely touched the dog’s head. Oudi looked at him and stretched his head over: Big brother, big brother! Come on, touch my head...it looks so comfortable...+

Wang Han is helpless: I can't see Ou Di And this hobby...

2: The scene with the national fencing team...+

Odie holds the sword: I feel hungry when I see it...+

Qian Feng: Why? ++

Odie: I wonder how much flesh it can wear!

3;:The scene of Miao Hands and Benevolence...+

Wang Han played the role of a patient. As soon as he stood up, everyone started laughing. The eldest brother was very curious. Asked "I'm just seeing a doctor, why are everyone so happy?"+

Tian Yuan and Qian Feng: "Brother, you are wearing a white coat! The doctor is here to see a doctor..."+

Ou Di was almost laughing: "He operated on himself..." +

Wang Han very realistically dropped his hands and pressed his abdomen: "I want to prove to the doctor I can perform an operation on myself...I performed an operation on myself..."+

Doctor Fang Fang from Union University: "Has the wound been stitched?"++

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Wang Han: "It's sewn, but the thread at home is a little short..." Ou Di had already fallen to the ground laughing...+

Wang Han couldn't stand it anymore and looked back. "Can you sew Ou Di's mouth shut first..." +

4: Miao Hands Renxin issue: +

Yu Haoming imitated a patient and went to the University of Hong Kong as a doctor Wang Han dubs two voices: "Why did you come to see a doctor?" + "I suspect I have a terminal illness" + "What terminal illness do you have?" + "I don't know" + "Then you can check it online"++ < /p>

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5: Miaoshou Renxin talked about occupational diseases in that episode... +

Wang Han: "Host The only occupational disease is that you will die if you don’t speak when you see the microphone.”+

6: And the episode of Crazy English...

1+Oudi was crying and making a fuss on the ground. Oh+daddy,Idon't+want+it!!!"

Li Yang looked surprised: "Oh, how did you know, my 2-year-old daughter is like this."

< p>Wang Han said helplessly: "Your 2 years old is old enough..."

2+ opening...

Oudi put his head in his hands and looked at the candles cutely... …

"It would be great if BIANG could speak Chinese and English as soon as he came out of his mother's belly..."

Wang Han said helplessly: "Oudi, from my mother's belly BIANG Don’t call me BIANG when you come out...”+

7: Ou Di found that Wang Han’s hand hair was very long and couldn’t help but run to the side and laugh+

Wang Han: “What are you laughing at?”+

Oudi: "I just noticed that my eldest brother's hands are very hairy. I suddenly wanted to say: 'Have a cup of coffee, no hairs in it.'" +

Flight attendant: "Encountered In this case, we usually say: 'Sir, please say it again, I didn't hear it clearly just now'"+

Wang Han: "Please say it again, I didn't hear it clearly just now"+

Odie: "I said: 'I want a cup of coffee, put sugar in it, put... no hair in it"+

The two began to confront...

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8: Stewardesses cannot have O-shaped legs... Wearing skirts like that will cause them to split...++

No K-shaped legs ?......X-shaped legs?......H-shaped legs?......Several hosts posing... ...+Odie's H-shaped legs...+

9: The reason why the Afghan Hound ranks at the bottom+: The spirit has reached a certain height and no longer regards itself as Become a dog.

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10: Qian Feng: Oudi, you robbed my girlfriend, I stabbed...(fencing)+

Oudi: You More than a hundred, which one do you want to say...+

11: Qian Feng: My wife...is everything going well? +(Everyone laughed wildly!)++

Lin Baoyi: She gave birth to two. ++

Qian Feng: Two! ...Are they twins? ++

Lin Baoyi: No. ++

Qian Feng:? A twin? ++

Lin Baoyi: No. ++

Qian Feng: Not twins, not twins... what kind of twins are they? ++

Lin Baoyi: It’s the tires.

12: Wang Han asked Singaporean YOYO master Guan Junjie: Who are the celebrities in China that you know...++

Singaporean Guan Junjie replied: Qin Shihuang. .....++

Oudi: Qin Shihuang is a celebrity, but you can never get his autograph anymore...++

Wang Han wanted him to say something again (at least alive) and he remembered an emperor again...++

Oudi regretfully said again: I can't even get a signature for this. .....+

13: Wang Han introduced the awards won by Singaporean YOYO master Guan Junjie: 2008 Western Region of Singapore...+

Ou Di answered the call habitually: Wow!----At this time, everyone looked at his open mouth and were dumbfounded----He should have been holding a microphone in his hand, but now what appeared was a pair of wooden sticks used for shaking diabolo+

Odie ran to the sidelines to get the microphone: Wow!+

Wang Han: It’s so late for you to wow~~~~+

14: In the stewardess episode, when it comes to Wang Han’s arm There was a lot of hair, and Oudi said happily: Then when I get on the plane, I want to ask the lady to please give me a cup of coffee. Add sugar and creamer without adding hair...++

Wang Han said angrily :Then I don’t have to serve you coffee here...++

Qian Feng retorted: That would fall in...++

Wang Han asked for advice After meeting the stewardess, he gritted his teeth and said to Ou Di: I'm sorry! I didn't hear clearly, please say it again!!!!++

Ou Di was so scared that he quickly said: I want to get off~~~~~~~ ~++

Ou Di was so scared that he quickly said: I want to get off~~~~~~~~++

Wang Han rushed forward: I will let you go to hell! ~~~~~~~··+

15: Asian Dance King ========+

Teacher Big Eyed Chihuahua once learned Wing Chun, Wang Han Just ask for advice... Teacher Damu spread his palms and said: This is called spreading hands...+

All the hosts gathered around to study Teacher Damu's tricks. Hand: The fortune is very good...really very good...+

Master Oudi’s numerology: You have a marriage in the Mainland...+

Wang Han grabbed Ou Di's hand: It's you...+

Ou Di spread out his other hand: I have two sections... ....+

16: Wang Han asked: What do you want to see most when watching advertisements?+

Qian Feng: Of course it is a beautiful woman... .....I'm saying this for Ou Di...

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17: Wang Han asked Zhou Hong: What if you were among the six of us? If you were to choose a boyfriend, who would you choose?+

Zhou Hong: Are there only six of you to choose from...+

Ou Di: Ask again , if all the men in the world die, there are only six of us left...+

Zhou Hong: Then I will choose the mature one...+

< p>Oudi immediately went to shake Hao Er's hand: Congratulations!

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17: Oudi: Do you think it (the dog) is in a better mood? +

Guest: It’s a little better+

Odie: It’s a lie + I don’t believe it + Just tell it to smile and show it to me

18: + Wang Han: There are the most delicious dog biscuits on the table over there... Don't eat them on the way there... +

Oudi Tianyuan: No need to remind you... Are we that kind of people?

19: Wang Han: Everyone should be careful about the foster dog coming next + stay away from it +

Odie: Ah + why +

Wang Han: A brave Tibetan Mastiff from Tibet+ and it is said that it is in a bad mood today+

Oudi: It is in a bad mood...so it is in a bad mood+its owner will bite people +

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20 Stewardess: "First we have to let a host lie on it" +

Qian Feng: "Brother, + I will... ..."+

Ou Di: "Do you understand ethics? Such a miserable thing..." +

Qian Feng: "I'll do it..."

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21: Odie's version of My Fair Princess: From now on, I will only watch the snow/stars/moon with you. If you want to watch the sun/green grass/seagulls, I will go with others. ............