Two humorous stories

classic joke between doctor and patient

1. Doctor: Go and give the patient who was discharged from hospital today a sedative.

The nurse is puzzled: Why are you sedated when you can leave the hospital?

doctor: I'm afraid he can't stand the bill later!

2. Doctor: Your blood pressure is very high.

A Dai: It must be caused by fishing.

The doctor was puzzled: Does fishing raise blood pressure?

A Dai: No, I fished in the no-fishing area yesterday!

3. The surgeon said discontentedly to the patient, "Tell me honestly, how much wine do you drink every day?"

Patient: "Four bottles of beer."

Surgeon: "Didn't I warn you that you are only allowed to drink two bottles of beer every day?"

Patient: "Yes, but the physician also allows me to drink two bottles of beer every day!" "

4. When the patient went to the hospital, the doctor told him to smoke less cigarettes and drink less wine in the future.

The patient did it, but he got worse when he was reexamined.

The doctor said that you should stop smoking and drinking in the future. The patient said, "I didn't smoke or drink before!"

Fool's son-in-law

Three sons-in-law celebrated the birthday of Lord Taishan, and each of them had to write a poem to show their respect. The eldest son-in-law saw that the pear trees in the yard were blooming brightly. When the bees were flying, suddenly there was a strong wind, and the bees flew away without a trace, so he wrote a poem: "The pear trees are very beautiful, causing thousands of bees, and a strong wind blew them away." The second son-in-law looked at his father-in-law's grain hoard made of wheat straw, which was big and round, and wrote a poem, saying, "My father-in-law's hoard is very beautiful, causing thousands of mice and a flower cat to disperse." The third son-in-law looked at her mother-in-law, who was busy, and had a brainwave and wrote a poem: "My mother-in-law is very good-looking, causing thousands of clients, and my old father-in-law broke up with a stick."