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Funny sentences about snow are very short.
2. Those in the circle of friends who say it snows, whether it snows without an umbrella or not, I just want to tell you that it snows, it can't be white, it will only freeze into a dog.
3. Warm reminder from the Meteorological Observatory: If it doesn't snow today and tomorrow, it won't snow these two days, depending on the day after tomorrow.
4. On a snowy day, a reporter interviewed in the street: "Auntie, what effect do you think the snowstorm has brought to your life?" Aunt: "The impact is too great! First of all, you have to see clearly that I am your uncle! "
5, the first heavy snow this winter, it rained all night. I swept the snow on the car in the morning, and my mood was very refreshing. Press the remote control and I'll wipe it! The car next to it is unlocked.
6. Urgent notice from the Meteorological Bureau: The blizzard scheduled to arrive today was delayed for a little time due to lack of funds halfway, and may arrive tonight. If it snows heavily, it won't. If it is small, it will definitely not be heavy. Please wait patiently! The specific situation will be broadcast by the Meteorological Observatory after waiting.
7. My brother: It's snowing. I can finally have a snowball fight with my girlfriend. My brother: It's snowing. I can finally make a snowman. Me: It's delicious to mix some sugar with snow.
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