Please tell me a joke to make your girlfriend happy

About the time when my wife was angry and she accidentally made her cry. No matter how much she was coaxed, it would not work. Wife: Get out of here, 555, get away. Me: Wife, if I get out of here, no one will bully you anymore. Wife: I didn’t ask you to roll in a straight line, roll back and forth, roll back and forth!

About the power-on password, my wife learned to set a power-on password for the computer. Me: What is my wife’s power-on password? Wife: It’s your birthday. When I entered it, it showed that it was wrong. I entered the lunar and solar calendars several times and it still wasn't right. Me: The password is wrong. Wife: You are so stupid, let me do it. Then my wife typed on the keyboard with great joy: nishengri.

About rounding up the whole number. There is 1,800 yuan in the wallet. Wife: Let me help you round up the round number. (Happily) Me: Okay. Then she took away 800. .

My wife about buying clothes: Husband, the last time I took a fancy to the brand of clothes, there is a new style. It’s almost the New Year, and I haven’t bought much clothes recently. I only bought a few sets a week, and they are not enough to wear. , people say that a person is judged by his clothes. If I look good in my clothes, I will look good when you take me out... (Omit the N word) Husband: Let’s get to the point. Wife: 3000!

About my wife who chased me back then. Wife: Handsome guy, do you have a girlfriend? Husband: Yes. Wife: Do you mind changing it? Husband: I mind. Wife: Do you mind having one more? Husband:…………I don’t mind. So she became my wife

About being deceived and reading the newspaper in the living room after dinner, I asked my wife: Have you washed the dishes? The wife said seriously: Husband, you should ask this, honey, let me wash the dishes for you! Then I said, husband, it’s already washed. This is obviously very good... So, husband: Honey, let me help you wash the dishes! Wife: Well, go ahead.

Watching TV with my wife about physical strength. My stomach rumbled with hunger, and my wife asked: Husband, are you hungry? My husband nodded excitedly. My wife said distressedly: Husband, if you are hungry, go to bed first. Sitting is a waste of energy. I wish you a happy and happy life!