Four-person humorous textbook drama for primary school (no more than three minutes)

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I found it in Baidu Library, I did not copy it all here

Funny four-person drama script "Why"

People

Things: Four (male protagonist, liar, old man, flower monk, animal dog (also known as: Huahua)

)

Drama

Style: humorous, exaggerated and funny, satirizing speculation and bad mentality

Background music:

"Bearing Tenderness"

W1

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W2

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Tools:

Opening: A person pretending to be a dog walks around the stage, accompanied by the sound of the dog (indicating that he stole the dog and came out to play)

"Bearing Tenderness"

A breakup song opens the screen.

The male protagonist used his body to give the audience the impression of being devastated by the demon of love

He was so weak after being abandoned. The male protagonist expressed the sadness of love with tears streaming down his face:

"Huahua, Huahua, where are you?"

"Why are you? Why? Why?"

"Why did you abandon me? Why? Why? ?”

“Why, what is it for?”

The male protagonist fell to the ground (the shape of falling to the ground should be ornamental) - a waste collector came from the opposite side. (Liar enters)

"Exception is broken, exception is broken (Shanghai dialect)

"

"Collect waste, collect waste——"

"Collect those tattered shoes and socks

Collect all trash except useless people——"

(The shout is passionate and loud)

See There was a man lying on the ground. He stepped forward to take a look and started thinking:

"Hey, hey" when the actor didn't respond,

"Are you up? Eat

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Have you eaten?” After testing the actual situation again, the liar felt relieved and said to the audience with a sly smile:

“There is no need to lie today, there is something ready-”

"Hey, is this jacket okay?"

(The liar is secretly happy to find a treasure)

"These pants are also good"

"These shoes It’s just so-so——”

Within a moment, he took off the male protagonist’s clothes and shoes (the male protagonist only had a pair of underwear left on him at this time) and muttered:

” Ah ha, make money easily and casually - effortless work"

Happily wearing the actor's clothes and swaying away -

Scene 2 :

The male protagonist slowly wakes up to see how destitute he is, and wanders generously:

"Why? Why?"

"Is this world so changeable? "

"My clothes? My shoes? Even my pants are missing.

Fortunately, I still have a pair of insurance pants for my son

——Ah! Where is the truth?”

When I was feeling sad, I suddenly heard——

“Dump it, dump it, it’s a big deal, it’s crazy. "Sale, sell"

"Dump it, dump it, one piece, two yuan, seven or eight yuan——"

While shouting, the vendor dragged a large bag of clothes selling clothes in one hand (the liar comes on stage) ) came to the stage.

The male protagonist heard this sound and looked at his naked body before he came to his senses.

He quickly crossed his arms and became shy—

—

Look at the small vendors and see if you can't help yourself:

"Sell, sell clothes"

"Come here, come here -"

< p>The clothes seller stopped shouting and looked at the man in front of him with a smile:

"You? Buying clothes? Do you have money?"

(Looking up and down The hero turned over and looked at the hero suspiciously)

The hero forgot that his clothes had been cleaned,

he resolutely turned his hands up and down and turned his pockets empty after a moment of panic. And

smiled:

"Money? Buy some clothes and still have land"

The male protagonist patted his only underwear with his right hand,

With his left hand, he unzipped the safety pocket in his pants

and took out a hundred-dollar bill.

"A dog looks down upon others"

The male protagonist snatched the clothes from the vendor and threw the money to the vendor and said:

"Change——"< /p>

The vendor was very angry when he saw this trend.

But he looked at the actor's bare feet and no shoes.

After accepting the money with a smile

he took out two shoes from the sack and said in a serious tone:

"I will give you a pair of shoes". He picked up the big sack and disappeared from the stage, leaving behind:

"I gave you back the clothes, I accepted the money"

reverberated in the air.

The hero picked up the shoes and took a closer look,

“Aren’t these my shoes?”

Put on the clothes and take a closer look,

“Aren’t these my clothes?”

“My own clothes, my own shoes——

Why is this?

( The hero came back to his senses and found that he had been deceived)

————You liar,

You have such a conscience

A dog is too lazy to eat the land "Liar"

(The male protagonist cursed and chased him off the stage)

Scene 3:

As he walked to the road and reached the intersection, the male protagonist saw an old man holding a Wandering on a zebra crossing with a cane -

The actor came on stage and shouted:

"Whose uncle? Whose uncle? Whose uncle? Is it your uncle? Whose uncle?" Uncle? Whose uncle?"

(Voice loud and questioning, facing the audience)

After speaking, he quickly ran over to help the old man pass. On the road, he kept mumbling:

"Whose family is there? There is no one to help cross the road"

(The hero reaches out to help the old man)

"Uncle, are you crossing the road? Don't worry, I'll help you - I don't have a car, so hurry up,

hurry up——"

( The old man's expression,

Resisting and struggling)

"I'm not embarrassed to cross the road just because I'm crossing the road. What's the point of being embarrassed - uncle, hurry up, there's no car, hurry up -"

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(The male protagonist forced the uncle to live)

“Thank you for meeting me today”

(The male protagonist finally got it after a lot of effort. The old man pulled him over and the tired actor was out of breath

Panting)

The old man who was pulled over helplessly looked back at the intersection where he had come from, and tidied himself up slowly. The clothes said: "Young man, thank you, can you pull me back again?"

The male protagonist was suddenly shocked: "Uncle, why--what?"

" "Young man, my home is over the road - young man," the old man explained, dumbfounded.

The male protagonist: "Ah! It's not helpful - why is that?"

—— —— A dark scene

Scene 4: A dog appears (The color of the dog is "flower")

A monk appears (wearing a monk's hat, beads around his neck, wearing a long robe and doing a humorous dance W2)

The monk saw the dog Overjoyed:

“Ah, the big flower girl” (a humorous tone in Japanese)

“My dinner, you’re welcome.” The monk stretched out his hand and tied up his horse stance. Put on a must-have attitude. Seeing that the flower dog was about to be captured by the monk, at this moment came - "Hua Hua, Hua Hua, my Hua Hua"

"Today, we finally meet again." The male protagonist looked solemnly when he saw his dog. . The monk was stunned when he saw this sudden appearance, and asked (tentatively): "Huahua? Who is Huahua?"

The actor replied affectionately: "My wife" and gently hugged the dog into him In her arms, she is loved in every possible way.

The monk was dumbfounded: "Is this dog your wife?"

"Yes," the actor replied while comforting the dog in his arms.

"Is your wife a dog?" The monk tried to ask more accurately.

"Yes" The male protagonist still caressed his lost wife, and was afraid that the dog would be cold, so he took off his clothes and let his wife wear it.

"Oh my God, what a psycho! Her wife is a four-legged dog?!" The monk shouted loudly and turned pale. "Crazy? Who's crazy? Who's crazy? Who's crazy? Who's crazy? Who's crazy?" The actor got angry when he heard the monk insulting his beloved dog. The monk was attacked and forced to retreat. He knelt on the ground and screamed: "Oh my god?" "Why, why why - the world is so changeable? Why is this?" "Why do you think this is? Huh?" At this moment, the male protagonist heard the cry of collecting scraps from the background: "Collect scraps, collect scraps, collect all the tattered shoes and socks, except useless people -" (Shouting to the late passionate and enthusiastic Loud Liar said) When the male protagonist heard this sudden and familiar shout, his anger suddenly spread all over his body, his mind became confused and he couldn't recognize the person. He grabbed the flower monk next to him and said, "Take it? Are you still taking it? I've been punished to this extent by you, why don't you accept it? I asked you to accept it,