Joke Collection Website - Cold jokes - Guess who I am.

Guess who I am.

Guess who I am? A little boy whose mind was full of all kinds of weird questions suddenly wondered if a puppy had a pair of wings, could it fly like a bird? I thought for a while that if I could fly to the moon and build a beautiful space station, would I be attacked by aliens? For a moment, I thought about the scenes of the American army fighting aliens... There are many little-known little secrets hidden in my heart every day.

Guess who I am? A humorous little guy with many jokes and brain teasers in his head. When you are sad, I will tell you a funny joke to make you feel happy.

Guess who I am? A timid "rabbit". Speaking of timidity, I have a classic example: That night, I was sleeping soundly. Suddenly, I felt someone touching my cheek. I was so scared that I cried "Wow" Oh, it turns out that when my mother was tucking me in, the quilt rubbed against my face. Do you think I am timid?

Guess who I am? A "little bookworm" who loves to read. When you walk into my little room, you can see piles of books everywhere. My little bookcase is filled with all kinds of books. I like to swim in the ocean of books.

Guess who I am? I will proudly tell you: I am who I am, a smart little boy. Do you want to be friends with me? Then come and see me in Class 3 (D) of Zhenhai Yingxingjiu Foreign Language Experimental School! I am Chen Jiakai.

There is a lively and cheerful person in my class who loves to fight against injustice. I won’t tell you who he is for now. As long as you listen to the following introduction, you will know who he is.

He has round eyes, a round head, a eloquent peach mouth and 32 sharp teeth, which makes him unique. This sharp-toothed mouth often makes classmates dumbfounded.

This man has many shortcomings.

Firstly, he has a special liking for music. Whenever he has a free time, he will find every opportunity to hold a favorite extracurricular reading book, take out his favorite CD and insert it into the record player. Reading accompanied by beautiful music is quite enjoyable and comfortable. A lot of precious time was wasted, even the most precious early morning. Therefore, his mother was always very angry and often kept nagging in his ears. But it went in through his left ear and out through his right ear.

After talking about his shortcomings, let’s talk about his advantages. Otherwise it would be too embarrassing for him. He also has many advantages. Take musical instruments as an example. Not only can he play string instruments such as the erhu, but he can also play flute, suona, etc. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 well. Of course, this cannot be mastered overnight. Therefore, what I appreciate most is his persistence in music.

After introducing so much, you should know who he is!