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Lude's story

Ruda is an officer. Because he accidentally killed a man, he had to flee to Wen Shu Hospital in Wutai Mountain, where the elders gave him a dharma name, Shen Zhi. Because monks can't drink, but Lu can't stand it. After drinking, he broke the pavilion and clay sculpture King Kong on the mountainside, so the elder had to let him go to Suoguo Temple in Tokyo. But the elders of Daxiang Temple dared not put him in the temple, so they had to let him guard the vegetable garden.

Vegetables in the garden are always stolen by hooligans. I heard that there was a monk, and the hooligans wanted to give him a fright. So I went to see Lu respectfully with a gift. And Li Si knelt before him, trying to wait for Lu to help them and throw him into the cesspit. Instead, he was kicked by Lu. Lu laughed.

When the hooligans rescued Zhang San and Li Si, Lu told them, "I can get in and out with thousands of troops, not to mention you gangsters." The hooligans went back.

The next day, the hooligan killed the pig and bought wine to see Lu. While eating and drinking, a crow came from the tree. Zhang San said the crow was unlucky, so Li Si moved a ladder to climb it. Lu Shenzhi looked at the willow tree and said, "There is no ladder." He walked under the tree, bent down, his right hand down, his left hand on the ground, and with a strong waist, he uprooted the willow tree! Since then, these people have worshipped.

Lu hangs upside down and weeping willows.

It is said that he killed the town of Kansai and became a monk. Because he broke the rules all day, he was punished for guarding the vegetable garden in the temple. Some local ruffians stole vegetables all day and found out that they were the keepers of the vegetable garden. He doesn't care. Keep stealing.

What kind of person is Lu who can make people pee on their heads? So I'm going to clean up this group of thugs, but the thugs beat me to it, trying to get them into the cesspit. As a result, instead of getting what he wanted, Shen Zhi kicked him into the cesspit.

Later, these rascals also took it. They come all day to deliver wine and vegetables, kiss up and brag about their noses. One day, Lu flew into a rage and said that a willow tree with a thick waist could be pulled up at the door. Everyone booed, so they went to pull it out and pulled it up.

That's probably the story. See Water Margin for details.