What is the most effective private joke?

The most pleasing reason-Qiang Ren: The female teacher is so beautiful that it always makes me's spaced out.

The most boring reason-Te Li: My deskmate doesn't chat with me.

The most embarrassing reason-prodigy: I ate too much at noon and felt uncomfortable sitting.

The saddest reason-Yin He: The most beautiful girl in our department fell in love with a boy who is not as handsome as a quarter of me (personal opinion). Can I take this course?

I care most about my own reasons-Fan Ji: I drank too much last night, so I didn't go to the morning class because I was afraid it would affect my health.

The most practical reason-H: The professor is so ugly that it affects his eyesight.

The most fashionable reason-Shi Yuan: I made an appointment with my seventh online lover this afternoon to make a wish.

The most important reason-Sheng Min: My classmate wants to treat me to pumpkin with the money he owes me, because he is not going to pay back the money.

The cheapest reason-Kui Xian: Help Sheng Min move pumpkins today.

The most outrageous reason-Donghai: I'm not happy today, but I can't go.

The most helpless reason-Yin He: I haven't washed a few pairs of socks for half a month, so I have nothing to wear today, so I have to stay at home.

The most supportive reason for counterfeiting prodigies: I ate too many cheap mutton kebabs and couldn't get out of bed this morning.

The most involuntary reason-Han Geng: The buddies in the foreign teacher class want to challenge my youngest basketball prince socially (self-styled).

The most humiliating reason-Yi Sheng: Walking to see a beautiful woman accidentally broke her glasses and had to repair them.

The most admirable reason-Sheng Min: Today I want to learn from Lei Feng.

The most ridiculous reason-hope: dad wants to marry and mom wants to marry.

The most insulting reason to the Ministry of Education-Huahua: The desks and chairs in the school are too hard, which affects my sleep quality.

The most absurd reason-Jun Xiu: Aliens are going to invade, and I am sewing pants for Superman.

The most naive reason-Jun Xiu: I counted the stars all night last night.

Yin He: I went to the zoo to see my friend (monkey) today.

The most progressive reason-Yun Hao: I picked up a dollar and looked for my uncle all day.

The most sympathetic reason-one day: I got lost and met a female hooligan.

The most patriotic reason-Han Geng: I went to the American consulate to commemorate the bombing of my embassy in Yugoslavia!

The most boastful reason-Fan Ji: Annan asked me for something.

The most irrelevant reason-Chang Min: Our neighbor is going to have a baby.

Fairy tale reason-Sheng Min: I invited Mulan to eat pumpkin.

The most abstract reason-Yin He: A donkey with glasses was drawing in the street, and I watched it all day.

The happiest reason-Han Geng: There are beautiful women harassing me on my way to school.

Kui Xian: My family ran out of toilet paper, so I sat in the toilet until my mother got off work.

The most pretentious reason-H: I've been looking in the mirror all day.