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Seek a humorous story: tell a joke to your girlfriend.

1

Sunflower Lai Lai always looks listless, and everyone doesn't know why.

I had to persuade him to try to do photosynthesis during the day.

But Riley has his own little secret. Every night he looked at the moon alone and said in a voice that no one could hear.

"But I just like you."

2

Everyone bought a radio jointly, but the signal in the forest was really poor.

No matter how you debug it, you can only hear noise.

She said, "Maybe the signal will be better at high altitude."

three

Hedgehog and kitten became friends,

According to etiquette, two animals that become friends need to hug and celebrate.

Hedgehog rolled his eyes and thought about it.

Finally, I tried to stretch out a short hand, gently touched the cat's paw, and laughed and said.

"Hey, we will be friends in the future."

four

This is really distressing, "thought the rabbit."

Finally, I waited until the first orange fell this year, but my hands were too short to take it away. It's a pity to eat it yourself.

Suddenly she thought of a good idea and her face flushed.

"In this way, you can let him have a taste.

five

Fox's teeth and claws are so sharp that many small animals are afraid of her.

She is busy every day, busy foraging, busy shuttling on the Yuan Ye, busy taking a bath in the pond,

Gradually, some bold animals began to want to be friends with her, but she politely refused every time.

Just occasionally curled up in her beautiful warm red tail,

She will consider not being friends. What if she hurts them?