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A promise to my wife.

In the ever-changing modern society, the scope of application of letter of guarantee is more and more extensive, and letter of guarantee is a special letter or written material used by the guarantor when making a guarantee. Do you know how to write a guarantee? The following are seven letters of guarantee for my wife that I collected and sorted out. Welcome to share.

Letter of guarantee to my wife 1 I sincerely declare that after marriage, all wages and bonuses will be paid, all leftovers will be included, and all chores will be done. Everything will be based on my wife's words and follow two principles: first, what my wife said is right; Second, even if the wife is wrong, follow the first rule. Specific implementation rules:

1, when the wife is eating, she should wait on the side and scoop soup to fill the meal; Don't eat first.

2, the wife should be happy to wait when making up, and sincerely praise; There must be no impatient behavior.

3. The wife should help iron clothes and give advice when dressing; There must be no cynicism.

4, the wife should take a bath to measure the water temperature, scratch the back and wipe the back; There must be no act of coveting selfish desires.

5. When my wife goes to work, she needs a Mercedes-Benz shuttle and escort. There must be no behavior that worries about society.

6. When a wife is in danger, she should take care of herself and make generous sacrifices; There must be no fear of death.

7. If your wife is tired, smile and massage her back. There must be no chauvinism.

8. When shopping, the wife should be brave enough to pay and encourage more; There must be no forced behavior.

9. When serving, the wife should be full of praise and eat more bowls; Not partial eclipse, not picky about food.

10, the wife sleeps, it is hot to fan the wind in summer, and it is cold to warm the quilt in winter; No snoring and quilt grabbing.

1 1. If the wife is sick, she should kiss the soup and forget to eat and sleep; There must be no indifference.

12, when the wife gives money, she should be grateful with tears and save money; There must be no extravagance and waste.

13, my wife should send flowers in person and prepare them at night; There must be no casual behavior.

14, my wife should take pains to lift heavy objects when shopping; There must be no slack and fear of heavy responsibilities.

15, when the wife is bored, she should perform hard and entertain her parents with colorful clothes; There can be no so-called behavior.

16, when the wife is upset, be gentle and calm, and share her worries and solve problems; There must be no act of adding fuel to the fire.

17, when the wife admonishes, keep your hands close and stand at attention; There must be no absent-minded behavior.

18, when the wife speaks, she should listen attentively and take notes frequently; You must never forget what you have heard.

19, if the wife makes a mistake, she should blame herself and take responsibility; There must be no behavior involving the wife.

20. When your wife goes out, you must stay with her and take good care of her. There must be no act of letting him go.

Guarantor: xxx

Date: xx, xx, xx, XX

Letter of Guarantee to Wife 2 Dear Wife:

I can't remember how many times we quarreled. In retrospect, it is not clear what caused the quarrel, which is usually the case every time. Looking back now: On the last night of 2006, we had a good chat. Later, my wife went to wash, and I waited for the baby to come back and clean up. At this time, the voice was connected. I heard the baby's movement and called him loudly, saying nice things. The baby's earplugs didn't hear me. Later, when Beibei packed her things, I was a little disappointed and unhappy. The baby said something nice to comfort me. What happened afterwards? Later, the baby got angry, and I didn't comfort the baby. Later, I sulked alone, and the more I was born, the worse it became until I broke up. This time it was very ugly. Then I ignored the baby for two days, and sent a short message to the rogue rabbit tonight that I want to spend my life with my baby. Now I have deeply reflected, and now I will make the following review. I hope the baby will correct me. Husband must accept it with an open mind, seriously reflect, try to correct it, and never make it again.

Dear, based on my barbaric hooliganism, first of all, I will make the following review:

First, the avoidance of the reasons for the quarrel: My initial unhappiness stems from talking loudly with my baby, and the baby can't hear me. This is completely predictable. But I made a fuss about it, and I was always angry, waiting for the baby to say something nice to comfort me. The baby said, I don't want to mess around anymore, I want to know my weight clearly, I want to know how to be satisfied, and I want to thank the baby for his words of comfort and apology.

2. avoid widening the quarrel: in fact, even if there was unhappiness at that time, it would not aggravate the quarrel. If it can be recovered in time and appropriate, necessary and effective measures are taken, it can completely save the day. When you are angry and unhappy, please your baby with sweet words in time and give him a better promise. If necessary, you can use material as bait to win the beauty's heart and smile. As the saying goes, a smile in the rivers and lakes eliminates enmity.

Third, the remedy after the quarrel: In fact, even if I didn't apologize and laugh because of my narrow measurement, I would seize the prime time in the morning and bombard my wife with massive text messages, supplemented by telephone harassment, which will definitely defeat her fragile defense.

Fourth, the consequences of the quarrel have expanded: I sent a text message to my baby the first night, made a phone call, and hung up as soon as I saw the baby pick me up. This is a stupid move. If the baby doesn't reply to text messages, he should not continue to sulk, which will lead to endless future troubles.

Five, the high-voltage line can't be touched: this quarrel has made marriage taboo. If you break up, it will be extremely ugly.

6. This attitude of beating bandits when I want to see my wife tonight fully shows that I am narrow-minded, not a man, and have no manners and discretion, which is beneath my dignity.

The above is my serious summary. If there are any shortcomings and things I haven't reflected on, please ask my wife to point them out, accept them modestly and correct them seriously. There must be no contempt or arrogance.

In view of the above six mistakes, the following corresponding strategies are listed to avoid them:

First, don't be heartless to your wife, but rest assured to your baby. You shouldn't be angry with your baby because of a little thing, and you shouldn't respond to your efforts. You should be calm and don't haggle over every ounce. You should appreciate the baby's reply, raise your hand and shoot well, and you should not turn a deaf ear.

Second, no matter when and under what circumstances, don't be bad to your baby, let alone ignore it. Talk to your baby more when you talk, and talk to your baby more. If you don't talk, you should try to make your baby talk. If the baby is happy, we must be happy with the baby and make the baby happier. If the baby is unhappy, we must do everything possible to make the baby happy. The baby is angry and willing to be the baby's punching bag, let the baby vent, let the baby vent.

Third, high-voltage lines should not be touched. I am honored to be a cow and a horse for Zhang Jing's wife. There must be no dissatisfaction, let alone any desire to defect. Be aware of the situation-follow the baby in this life and never give up.

Fourth, in any case, there must be no psychological revenge on the baby, no threat of violence, no idea of solving the problem by force, and no sexual desire. Don't maliciously slander the baby, don't swear, don't swear.

5. In the future, you must quarrel all night, don't hold grudges, get angry, speak out in time, wait for an opportunity to vent, don't make excuses to vent on your baby, and don't deliberately make your baby angry and have a hard time with your baby. The quarrel must end before going to bed, the unpleasantness must end before going to bed, the baby must be happy before going to bed, and the baby should be put to sleep with sweet words before going to bed.

6. Get up in the morning to greet the baby. If the baby is still sleepy, you should coax the baby out of bed with sweet words, supplemented by going to bed early and getting up early, and insist on eating breakfast. Never neglect it. Always care and greet your baby. Keep greeting your baby for up to two hours during the day. Don't neglect your baby for personal reasons.

7. Be loyal to your baby, don't ask other girls out for dinner alone, please other girls without telling jokes, don't comment on other girls in front of your baby, and don't stare at other girls. I often praise my baby in front of others, and I want to introduce my close friends and classmates that I already have a girlfriend. There must be no wild desires. My baby is the most beautiful, gentle and lovely girl in the world.

Eight, see how other boys love his girlfriend, learn from others, do better than others, always remember baby, what good things to think about baby. Always collect small and exquisite gifts and save them for your baby.

9. Birthdays and various festivals should have special greetings, exquisite gifts, and characteristics, not stereotypes, and characteristics. My husband's guarantee to my wife. Gifts should be delivered in time. Gifts should be prepared in advance for birthdays, Valentine's Day or major festivals, and there should be no suspicion of shirking. If the holiday is long, spend as much time with your baby as possible, and don't play alone.

Ten, baby, when a person is on a journey or lonely, you should chat with your baby, tell jokes to your baby, spend boring time with your baby, and don't abandon your baby alone.

That's my summary. When there is a problem, follow the picture, don't deny and go back on our word, and accept the correction sincerely and humbly.

Your dear husband

20xx 1 early morning of the 4th of the month.

In view of the mistakes I made yesterday and some mistakes my wife and I made in our daily life, I hereby make the following sincere promises to my wife after deep reflection and careful teaching by my wife.

First, my wife is always right. If she says I am wrong, she is wrong. If she says I am a pig, I am a pig. She will never explain blame, shirk, get angry, or talk back (except kissing) and always defend her dignity.

Second, pay attention to personal cultivation and don't swear (try your best). Even swearing is expressed in elegant words, which removes the deep-rooted thought of national boundaries and is friendly to foreigners.

Third, quit smoking as soon as possible, and give up drinking immediately (fire as soon as you find it)

Fourth, adhere to the wife's absolute leadership position, the wife will always be the first in the family, the second (after giving birth to children), the third (the wife likes dogs and is going to raise one), and I will be the fourth (if there are creatures at home, my status will be pushed back in turn).

Love your wife, never start work, never strike back, never scold, never laugh and scold, and resolutely safeguard the principle of "harmonious family building a harmonious society".

6. In daily life, when encountering problems, you must report to your wife in time, provide your own ideas, solicit her opinions, and resolutely safeguard her authority.

Chatting and communicating with your wife often can not only solve contradictions in time, but also enhance each other's feelings.

Eight, insist on taking a bath every day, pay attention to personal hygiene, if I smell, my wife can fire me on the spot.

9. I will do whatever my wife tells me to do, and I will never show my dissatisfaction. I will resolutely, quickly and excellently complete all the tasks my wife tells me with fearless revolutionary spirit.

Ten, the wife is never wrong. If I find my wife wrong, I must be wrong. If my wife makes a mistake herself, as long as she doesn't admit it, it's my fault. If my wife doesn't admit her mistake, and I still insist that my wife is wrong, then I am all wet. I want to apologize to my wife.

1 1. Never let my wife cry for me (except when I am sick, I am in pain). Never let my wife feel sorry for me (ditto).

Twelve, push away some unnecessary entertainment and go home early to accompany your wife, and never let you worry about me.

Thirteen, if one day you fall in love with another man and leave me, I admit that I will be jealous, worried, sad and painful, but I will still choose to break up. I only hope that person can love you and take care of your life as I do, and I will still bless you, because I can't take care of you personally without you, and I will pray to God for a thousand blessings.

I don't cherish having a happy wife by my side, but if you give me a chance, I will love you all my life (my world is overcast without you).

Fifteen, don't mention the past, life has been tottering, it is ok to forget the past, but it is not easy to forget you.

16. Carelessness does not restrict the wife's personal freedom.

You took away your happiness and left me with sadness. How can I part with your sadness?

Eighteen, I love you!

If the above objection refers to the first article of this guarantee, this guarantee will take effect immediately. If there is anything to add, my wife will sometimes work harder.

This guarantee was revised seven times, and it took three hours and 22 minutes to complete. Please read it, keep it and restrain me so that I can compare my words and deeds in the future.

hot spring

20xx February

Letter of Guarantee to Wife 4 1: Take the initiative to undertake the housework that the wife doesn't want to do but must do, learn to be long-sighted, understand her instructions, and have no complaints.

Second; Be kind to your wife's good friends and give her enough face in front of her friends.

Third, we should change our outspoken way of speaking and learn to hide our true thoughts, so that friends around us will not hate themselves because of inappropriate outspoken.

Four: pay attention to tidy up your odds and ends and try to ensure that you don't lose anything again.

Five: Be cautious before doing things, think more slowly, and avoid making mistakes because of anxiety.

Six: Be careful about the emotional changes of your wife, and don't let your bad emotions destroy the happiness of your family.

Seven: Learn to eat tomatoes, eggs and kelp mushrooms, and get rid of the bad habit of not eating these things. Don't be picky about food, try to eat all kinds of fruits, including watermelons and grapes. Eat less junk food. Go to the canteen to eat assembly line meals.

Eight: full of hope and longing for the future, dreaming of his wife. Respond positively and don't discourage your wife from doing things with the idea of failure. Instead, just give suggestions to support the decision.

Take the initiative to report the progress of work and study, and report it every day to facilitate management and supervision.

Ten: Always try to make your wife happy.

Eleven: Give your wife a favorite gift on an important holiday.

Twelve: satisfy the wife's desire to occasionally exceed the plan.

Thirteen: In any case, the wife is the most beautiful.

Fourteen: Always be gentle when talking to your wife.

With a burning and sincere heart, I decided to let my wife and daughter live a happy life in three years from now, take care of them as a job, work hard for their future happiness, and take their happiness as the greatest goal in life. I hereby promise my wife and daughter the following:

First, listen to your wife's opinion completely. What she said is right. Even if the wife accidentally says something wrong or does something wrong, she should follow the first rule. Detailed rules:

1, I insist on my wife leading for one hundred years.

Don't do what your wife doesn't want to do, and don't be angry with her at the same time.

I stick to the financial system of paying all work bonuses. Never hide a small vault, change a paycheck, or steal money from your wife's pocket. All black income should be turned over. If there is any concealment, the compensation amount is 100 times of the amount of black income, and it will be settled by itself. It is not allowed to withhold remuneration from wages and bonuses. You can receive 10% of your monthly salary after tax as pocket money. I manage my family property and my wife keeps it.

4. Anyone who spends more than 200 yuan must obtain his wife's oral, SMS or email consent in advance, otherwise, he will be compensated according to 100 times of the consumption amount, and the compensation scheme is the same as Article 2.

6. I undertake the obligation to go shopping with my wife, be a good bodyguard and get the goods. My wife praised everything she bought for herself, and I thanked her for everything she bought for me.

7. Never quarrel with your wife. Once you quarrel, you should apologize to your wife first and don't stay overnight.

8, to realize the wishes of his wife, such as carrying his wife upstairs and wanting to eat mangoes in the middle of the night. And you must act quickly and be happy.

Second, in any case, we must observe the time, and we must not let our wives, children and families wait; Shall not breach the contract for any reason; No matter what conditions, you can't let your wife, children and family feel empty and hopeless. Promise your wife, children and family, no matter how young. No matter how hysterical my wife is, I did something wrong and hurt my wife. I have to admit, accompany my wife with actions. I can't tolerate never playing with other opposite sex behind my wife's back, and I can't have feelings and betray my wife. We should coax her into tolerating her. Never show displeasure and impatience. One mistake makes another. Once you find all the property in your home (house, car, savings, drinks, all the equipment in your room, etc.). ) belongs to his wife, who cleaned up the house and signed a divorce unconditionally and without objection. And if I file for divorce first, all the property will belong to my wife as mentioned above.

Third, at work:

1, guarantee to greet your family when you go to work or go out from work;

2. Take time to greet your wife at work to ensure the work is completed;

3. Talk to your wife every night about the day;

4. If you rest with your wife, you should inform in advance;

Fourth, at home:

1, arrange your own day in advance to ensure a regular life;

2. The first thing to do when you come home from work is to hold your wife;

3. The wife cooks in person and actively cooperates with the logistics work;

4, don't grab TV, watch less games. If you have something, you must have business and quantity with your wife, and you can't decide to spend money privately;

5. If your wife wants, go out for a walk with her every day;

6. Be sure to sleep with your wife at night;

Five, the same is true for unpredictable and unsecured guarantees.

Love her, take off your mask. Be a wife's lover, lover, friend, brother, father and child. Care for your wife as much as your wife cares for you; As worried about her as she is about you. Before asking and criticizing her, ask yourself how you are doing. Not just being loved and possessed. Connect my heart with my wife's. Take care of your wife when she is weak and in a bad mood, support and guide her when she is flustered and helpless, love a healthy and confident wife, and love a sick and helpless wife. Share and tolerate her shortcomings, not just blame, and don't be indifferent when your wife needs you most. Be her hero, her prince and her knight. Giving your wife a real sense of security is not necessarily marriage. But: whether rich or poor, healthy or sick, love each other and never give up.

This guarantee will take effect from now on and will be valid for life.

If I violate it, I am willing to accept all mental, economic or physical punishment, and I won't have any objection.

Guarantor:

20xx year x month x day

Letter of Guarantee to Wife Article 6 I promise:

1. Love your wife, love your wife and spoil your wife all your life.

2, will not abandon his wife, not a wife.

3, don't be fierce, don't beat your wife.

Make sure your wife can't scold her back. I also want to say to my wife with a smile: it's really comfortable, and my wife's voice is so sweet.

Don't cheat your wife, tell her everything and let her know.

If you obey your wife, don't do anything to hurt her.

7. Don't fool around, don't talk about it, others will say me, and I will hang her.

I firmly believe that my wife is the most beautiful. I only have a lovely and beautiful wife in my heart.

9. You must bring your wife when you go out to play, but she won't let you go and never goes out to play in private.

10, there must be no other woman in my heart, and I dreamed of my wife in my dream.

1 1, do not have privacy with your wife.

12, I have to show my love for my wife.

13. If your wife is unhappy, please make her happy. The wife is happy and happy together.

14, treat your wife's family and friends like one of your own.

15, always tolerate, love, care and take good care of your wife.

16, paying more attention than before. Love. Be considerate of your wife.

17, report to your wife whatever you do.

18, don't do anything wrong to your wife, and you can't be sorry to your wife at any time and under any circumstances.

19, husband-and-wife system, and the wife should enjoy it.

20. If I don't quarrel with my wife, even if it is a small fight, I will let her go.

2 1, my wife ran away angrily. I want to chase, but I don't chase a puppy.

22. The first thing that comes to mind when you wake up every morning is your wife.

Wherever you go, you should keep in touch with your wife.

24. You can't cheat your wife.

25. The power of interpretation above belongs to the wife, who has the final say.

26, all of the above, please learn from your wife.

Guarantor: * * *

20xx year x month x day

Wife 7 wife's adult guarantee:

In accordance with your imperial edict, I made a profound review of myself immediately, immediately and very quickly. The following is my analysis of my various consequences and my confession in the future. Please read!

With a passionate and sincere heart, I decided to let my wife live a happy life three years from now, take care of her like a princess, work hard for her future happiness, and take her happiness as the greatest goal in life. I hereby promise my wife the following:

1, I insist on my wife leading for one hundred years.

I insist on the financial system of all bank notes.

I insist on my wife's emotional supervision. If I want to be with other friends of the opposite sex, I must get my wife's permission.

I am responsible for cooking dishes suitable for my wife's taste, as well as all the processes of washing, cutting, cooking and brushing, serving dishes to my wife and washing dishes. If your wife works overtime, wait for her to have dinner with you no matter how late, and make sure the food is hot.

I am responsible for washing my wife's feet and putting her to sleep at the same time, and undertake the obligation of putting her to sleep.

6. I undertake the obligation to go shopping with my wife, be a good bodyguard and get the goods. My wife praised everything she bought for herself, and I thanked her for everything she bought for me.

7. Don't fight, smoke less, drink less, and quarrel with your wife. Once you quarrel, you should apologize to your wife first and don't stay overnight. My wife got angry and ran away. I want to chase, not a puppy.

8. Be more concerned, loving and considerate of your wife than before.

9. Be a husband-and-wife system with separated wives and children.

Guarantor:

20xx year x month x day