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One thing that makes me happy is to write 600 words.
I was only five years old that year and I was interested in everything. One day, my father went out, washed his face, put on soap, and then shaved off his beard bit by bit with a razor. As soon as I saw it, hey, dad was so energetic, as if he were a few years younger. He looked in the mirror and went out.
I stayed at home and thought, "Dad shaves really well. Doesn't the kitten have a beard? " ? Shaved should look good! First, I found scissors and a comb. I first lured the kitten out of bed with a small fish, then held it in my arms and combed the kitten's beard with a comb. But the kitten shook her little head discontentedly and jumped out of my arms. I just tried to catch it, but it got away.
I finally caught the kitten and put it on my lap, muttering, "Be a good kitten, be a good kitten ..." When the kitten "closed its eyes", I quickly cut off all the moustaches with scissors. The kitten immediately shouted "Meow". Jump to the ground, and then I appreciate my "masterpiece" with satisfaction and let it play by itself.
In the evening, our whole family was watching TV when we suddenly heard the sound of "flapping edges, Mao-"coming from the kitchen. Our family went to see it at once and saw the kitten catching the mouse. At this time, the sly mouse got into the hole, but the kitten hit the wall. My mother took it right away and took a look. All her beards were gone, and she asked me what was going on. I told my mother what I saw in detail. My mother suddenly laughed and said, "Silly boy, a cat's beard is used to measure the size of a mouse hole. If you cut his beard, of course you will hit the wall! " But it will grow out in a few days. "I listened, bowed my head shyly, picked up the kitten, remembered what I had done during the day, and couldn't help laughing.
It's been years, but I laugh every time I think about it. I learned a profound truth from this interesting thing: don't do things you don't know or understand rashly.
That morning, our family stayed at home for three days; When I was doing nothing, my mother suddenly suggested, "Let's go to Hunan Road for a lottery! . This proposal is really good. Let's go. Soon, we will come to the lucky draw. There are so many people here. Everyone came here in twos and threes. There are long queues in front of twenty booths selling lottery tickets. There are more than a dozen people in each team, and some people are watching. Our family found a shorter team, which was in the back. Those abandoned lottery tickets lay on the ground, as if they were covered with a colorful carpet.
It's our turn I am impatient. I was the first person to buy lottery tickets. I was so nervous that I watched so many lottery tickets. I don't know which to draw. Anyway, I closed my eyes and carefully squeezed a tear out of the lottery pile-"empty door" I shook my head and put it aside. I touched another one, and it was still empty. It's really disappointing. In this way, I touched one "empty door" after another, touching five or six in a row, and I didn't win any prizes. I completely lost confidence and had to let my father play. I hung up with my mother and went to wait in the distance. Suddenly, "an uncle ran out of a team and shouted to the outside," I won ... Seeing his happy appearance, my heart beat faster. I silently said, "Dad, you must bring good luck to our family." Just then, my father came to us with a smile, pushing a brand-new "Golden Lion" bicycle in his hand. The big stone in my heart finally fell to the ground. Dad is really the head of our family.
My family learned the sweetness of lottery, but my mother hasn't played it yet. So, my father and I urged my mother to have a try. My mother agreed and stood in line. My father and I were "helping". I hope mom can add another item to our family. It's mom's turn. Although mother doesn't often touch lottery tickets, she doesn't panic at all. She stared at the lottery ticket, decisively pulled one from the lottery pile and tore it open confidently. Ah, it's not an empty door. Everyone ran to the bulletin board to compare. Mom won a microwave oven, which is what our family lacks. I jumped up with joy.
On the way home, I was very happy. Although I didn't touch anything, with the company of my parents, our family returned home with a full load.
One of my happiest things.
I am happy one after another, and I can't count them. One of the things I am happiest about is my ninth birthday.
In the past, my birthday was celebrated by my family, but this year is different. Several students will come. I'm so excited and happy. I got up very early in the morning. I really want to see the cake prepared by my mother and listen to the good wishes of my classmates.
My classmates all gave me beautiful birthday presents, so I accepted them rudely. Shortly after dinner, my mother took out the cake, "Wow! How beautiful! " The students cheered. There is a lovely white rabbit, green grass and pink flowers on the cake. Really beautiful! Mother put nine colorful candles on the cake, lit each candle, and then turned off the bright lights. Everyone is smiling and singing a happy birthday song. "Happy birthday to you! Best wishes for a happy birthday! ..... "I am immersed in cheerful songs and feel extremely happy and happy. After making the wish, my mother gave the order: "Eat the cake!" " "We grab a big stutter. We ate with relish. The sweet and delicious cake was eaten by us at once.
The students have all left. I can't wait to see my birthday presents. Every birthday present has a beautiful greeting. These gifts all contain the love of my family and classmates. I feel so happy, so happy (
I'm so happy.
Today, my parents took me to the forest park.
Let's first come to the Bird Garden, which is a bird landscape integrating popular science appreciation. There are more than 5,000 birds living in the bamboo forest. Pull open the curtain made up of chains, and we can get in close contact with these rare birds at ordinary times. Look, the eagle wings hover, the red-crowned crane walks, and the ostrich follows suit. I approached the bird excitedly. They didn't panic at all, and some didn't even lift their eyelids and continued to comb their feathers.
Leaving the bird garden and entering the deer garden, I saw a deer walking leisurely or grazing contentedly. All the deer look so peaceful and docile. When I feed the deer with the leaves they like, my heart is pounding for fear that the deer will bite my finger. I didn't expect the deer to look like a greedy child at the sight of the leaves, with a long neck and a mouth that followed Ye Er to its mouth. Then he licked my hand twice with his warm tongue and touched me with his head. My mother said it was a deer's way of expressing gratitude and intimacy.
We walked on the stone road of bamboo forest, the breeze blew, and the rustling of bamboo leaves was mixed with the singing of birds, which was really intoxicating. ......
Get up in the morning, push open the door, ah, what a heavy snow! The earth is like a silver carpet. There is a thick layer of snow on the branches, roofs and battlements, just like wearing a white cotton-padded jacket. Really beautiful! This makes me very happy. I'll go back to my house and put on thick clothes, ready to have a good time with my neighbor's little sister. We began to sweep the snow. Sweep the snow off the road and let's make a snowman. First of all, we rolled two big snowballs with different sizes. Then we roll them up to make the snowman's body and head. Then I found three red peppers, two are snowman's eyebrows and one is snowman's mouth. However, it doesn't look so beautiful. We think it should have eyes and nose. So, we found two buttons to make snowman's eyes, a carrot to make snowman's nose, and a bucket to make a hat. Finally, we found two small brooms to put on the snowman's body, so that the snowman's arms would be available and his body would be complete. A lifelike snowman was born. We named it "Snowman". We looked at the fruits of our labor, you looked at me, I looked at you, and we smiled happily. The corners of our mouths almost mentioned our ears. We cheered as if to let the whole world know that we had made a beautiful snowman. I really hope it will be so cold this winter, so that my "snowman baby" won't melt. This is the happiest thing when I grew up.
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