Repair water joke

1, a person is very familiar with birds' calls. As long as he hears the birds' calls, he can tell what kind of birds they are.

His wife admires this and hopes that he can teach him this skill.

The man went to buy a lovely little alarm clock. Every hour, this noisy species makes different birdsongs. Then, he told his wife that these were birds singing.

One day, two people were working in the yard, and a bird was singing in the noisy room. The husband asked his wife, "What bird is chirping?"

The wife thought for a moment and replied, "It's five o'clock."

2. Husband: "You know you are reading magazines there without children. You should learn from the little swallow written above: the diligent little swallow mother sends food to the little swallow three or four hundred times a day ... "

Wife: "If only it were like the seahorse written above: the female seahorse put her eggs in the pouch of the male seahorse, and the mother of the seahorse would not have any more business ..."

3. One morning, my wife said to her husband in the mirror, "You said that if you come back from work to cook and wash clothes every day, I would do nothing and go to work."

The husband walked up to his wife, shook her arm and said, "wife, wake up, wake up, it's getting late."

4. A man called the doctor: "Doctor, my wife has always had a stomachache recently, like appendicitis."

Doctor: "I remember having your wife's appendix removed two years ago." I've never seen a man with two caecum. "

Humanitarian: "haven't you heard that a man can have two wives?"

The beggar's wallet was stolen by a fool. When the blind man saw it, the dumb man roared. The deaf man got a fright. Camels come forward and lame people fly. Finally, the fool was arrested by a lame man. Asako stood up and said, for my sake, forget it.

6. One Saturday afternoon, Xiaoying came back from the cram school and sat in the living room doing her homework. Suddenly the doorbell rang and Xiaoying ran to open the door. She saw a handsome and tall man standing there. Just when I was wondering who he was, my mother came out of the kitchen. When she saw him, she smiled happily and said, "You finally came!" " "Then he turned to Xiaoying and said," Call Dad! "

Xiaoying thought: Who is this man? Why should I call him dad? Is it mom? ...

She said nothing and was silent. Mother saw that Xiaoying had no movement at all, so she said to her, "Call Dad!" " "Xiaoying remained indifferent, staring at her mother and the man, and decided to use silence to represent her last human dignity.

Mother shouted angrily, "Call Dad!" "Xiaoying and her mother are deadlocked.

Mother is anxious and angry. She reached out her right hand and slapped Xiaoying, shouting, "Call Dad! What are you doing standing there? "

Xiaoying suddenly became silly. Unexpectedly, her mother beat him for a strange man. Xiaoying cried sadly and said to the stranger, "Dad ... Dad ..." Her mother looked surprised and said, "You idiot ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Can he hear you when you call dad like that? People are coming to repair the water tower. Go to the room and call dad and take him to the top floor! "