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Happy Camp, the originator of entertainment variety that accompanied a generation of youth, finally quietly bid farewell to the audience on 20021,and there was no grand ceremony or formal ending, so it came to an abrupt end.

Since then, at the same time, He Jiong still appeared in the studio of Hunan Satellite TV, and the program name changed to "Hello Saturday", but the happy family no longer stood beside He Jiong, and the new faces Ada Choi, Victoria Song, Yun-peng Yue, Qin Xiaoxian and others joined, making this familiar stage fresh and unfamiliar.

Since the establishment of "Happy Family" in 2006, it has gone through 15 spring, summer, autumn and winter. The five members grew up with Hunan Satellite TV. Nowadays, new people come forth in large numbers, especially in the New Year's Eve party. The hosts are all new faces except a few elders, while Nana, Orfila and others all appear as performers.

However, Du Haitao was absent. Some netizens teased me that I was busy getting married again, while others said that I was busy getting sponsorship. I don't want to pay for my marriage. I have to say, it's really embarrassing to leave Du Haitao.

Du Haitao also caught up with the draft fever. In 2005, the remnants of Super Girl were still there. Hunan Satellite TV launched the revision plan of Happy Camp, which first made He Jiong, Nana and Li earn enough eyeballs and tears.

Later, it was announced that the host draft of "Shining New Anchor" was held to enrich the host team, and this competition was also a national sea election, and Du Haitao entered the national finals from DeUEX and Shenyang. At that time, he was still a skinny man.

In the end, Du Haitao signed a contract with Hunan Satellite TV with the proud achievement of the national champion, and then formed a "happy family" with He Jiong, Nana and Li.

At that time, this wave of operation was criticized by netizens as relying on scripts to run competitions. None of the three veteran Hunan TV stations wanted to give up, and finally they added two. "Happy Camp" also became the first entertainment variety with five hosts in China at that time.

However, because the program is recorded and broadcast, the duration is only about one hour, and a lot of time is reserved for the guests, so the five hosts can actually get few shots.

During that time, Du Haitao and Orfila often worked hard to record a program for one night, and there were only a few shots when it was broadcast, which added up to no more than ten minutes.

Sometimes, except for the fixed speech at the beginning and the end, there is not a complete sentence in the whole process. Du Haitao's weight keeps rising all the time, and he has become a completely different person in less than a year.

But it is precisely because of this simple chubby appearance and a pair of charming little eyes that Du Haitao gradually embarked on the comedian route on the stage of Kuaiben.

Dressing up ugly has become the norm. Although it will add a lot of joy to the program, it is ridiculed by the audience as ugly people, and these comments and comments are silently borne by Du Haitao.

Later, together with Orfila, he wrote a famous book "Earthwork is getting heavier every day", recalling the years when they struggled and lost on the fast-paced stage. In order to find more ways out, Du Haitao also began to try to take some film and television dramas to consolidate his popularity.

With the increasing ratings of Kuaiben, which has become the leading entertainment variety in the entertainment circle for a period of time, Du Haitao and Orfila gradually have their own fans, and Hunan Satellite TV has begun to pay attention to them, such as giving special programs to Du Haitao and Orfila respectively.

Their performances are getting better and better. Even CP, who was once called together by fans, slowly began to throw stalks in the program and interact with guests, and gradually became an indispensable member of the happy family from a marginal supporting role.

After years of transparency, Du Haitao, once famous, seems to be drifting away. Because of the screen CP, he publicly confessed to Orfila three times in a row, but was rejected three times in a row. At first, the audience thought he was full of sincerity, but after several times, some people saw that this was just a kind of hype, but Orfila, who had always been sober, did not agree.

Later, according to the appointment time admitted by Du Haitao and Shen, Du Haitao had actually been with Shen again when he confessed. No wonder Orfila didn't bother to fire CP with him.

However, after becoming famous, Du Haitao didn't learn to hide his strength. 20 13 was exposed for the first time to clash with fans and even swear at passers-by. After being put on the internet without quality, his popularity was ruined.

It was also in this year that he saw his idol, G-Dragon, at the award ceremony, and his excitement was hard to suppress. He even got down on one knee at the award ceremony and made such a move to a foreign star in public. Du Haitao's behavior caused strong dissatisfaction among netizens.

Under pressure, Du Haitao issued an apology, but apparently he didn't get forgiveness from netizens. Since then, the main line of Du Haitao's career has stagnated on quick books.

Although, from the comedian to the host, the effect is not obvious, and the official host always can't get rid of the traces of fast books, and many problems such as unclear pronunciation and unstable rhythm are frequently exposed, which makes Du Haitao's career almost stagnant.

At this moment, Shen is only a small host of Hunan Satellite TV, and has just been known to the audience as a new agent in the program "I am a singer".

However, in the 20 15 live broadcast of "I am a singer", Hunan Satellite TV boldly enabled Shen, who was still a newcomer at that time. At that time, Du Haitao gave her support in the audience, and the scandal between them was heated up and later became an open secret in the circle.

It wasn't until 20 15 that the photos of the two men shopping hand in hand in South Korea were released, and then their pajamas were dug up. Lee revealed in the program that Du Haitao liked Shen, and the brown sugar found in the refrigerator in Du Haitao by the program group. Some incidents indirectly made their love affair public, but Shen and Du Haitao didn't formally respond.

Later, in other programs, the two also revealed that they broke up briefly because of the exposure of their love affair, but in the end, they coaxed Du Haitao back.

Since their love affair was exposed, they simply stopped hiding, performed variety shows in pairs and sprinkled sugar frequently. On the eve of New Year's Eve on October 8, 20/Kloc, Du Haitao hid in the crowd and kissed Shen secretly during the countdown to the New Year, and posted it on the Internet to let netizens exclaim about the first bite of dog food in the New Year.

20 19, Shen first admitted that they had been in love for more than six years in the love variety "Daughter's Love", and Du Haitao also admitted that they had been together for eight years in "Friends Please Listen" in 2020.

It was also this year that the rumor that they were going to get married was pushed to the forefront. The heat is actually given by Du Haitao himself. For example, Shen recorded a new year's VCR in the program, publicly wishing her a happy wedding and an early birth, and repeatedly said that she was preparing for the wedding. Especially Wang Han, a senior, mentioned twice that Shen was planning a wedding in the New Year's Eve party and variety show, indicating that they really put the wedding on the agenda. However, when the heat of urging marriage was rising in the whole network, Du Haitao suddenly cooled down.

In desperation, in the female talk show challenge program "Listen to my sister", Shen laughed at herself and made it clear that Du Haitao couldn't push the marriage, which was a half-joking way to reduce the heat of marriage.

And Shen's attitude towards marriage can still be heard in these half-truths and half-truths, but Du Haitao has never moved, just saying that the two of them have discussed it, step by step, let nature take its course, and do what should be done, without deliberately demanding, seemingly superficial, but many netizens say that Du Haitao just doesn't want to be responsible.

Although they laughed and made a joke and forgot about the wedding, netizens didn't forget about it. Only half a year later, it was reported that the two were planning a wedding, and this time Du Haitao also contacted more than 10 brands as wedding sponsors, which made people sigh that this was an opportunity to make money even when they got married.

However, since he and Shen performed Happy Birthday in the Spring Festival Evening, they have never had any public activities or programs, and their relationship seems to be gradually low-key.

And since the Mid-Autumn Festival party, Du Haitao has been suspended almost all the time. Apart from the recording of daily sketches, I hardly participate in any commercial activities. On the contrary, Shen has been busy. From listening to my elder sister talking about my brother to the mainstream program "Shop on the Cloud", Shen's exposure rate is getting higher and higher, especially 202 1-2065438+.

But every New Year's Eve party, there are always netizens who think of the "feat" of Du Haitao's rollover and think that the sponsors on the whole stage are wrong.

In contrast, in the same period, Orfila has begun to ride the wind and waves, run the fashion, and gradually change to the type of light mature women. The cause is also blooming, not only singing and dancing on the stage but also investing in the audience, which has gradually broken away from the shackles of quick success and instant benefit, and is no longer a state of hanging from a tree.

Although there are many industries in Du Haitao, the business in the last two years is not very prosperous, because the investment is too large and the front line is too long, and the long-term benefits are still unknown.

Returning to the main business, what impressed Du Haitao most in recent years was Kuaiben, but there seems to be no outstanding performance on other stages. Now, Allegro has quietly stopped broadcasting, and the happy family has dispersed. He Jiong is still a veteran, Nana returned to her family, and Lee became the behind-the-scenes player. Orfila continued to ride the wind and waves, while Du Haitao was in a very embarrassing position.

Originally humorous and clever, Du Haitao was still a potential stock, and her love affair with Shen was finally blessed by netizens and fans. It was supposed to be a script with a double harvest of career and love, but she didn't make progress, and now she is in such an embarrassing situation.