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Tell me about asking for love and asking to be taken away

I would like to give you some love advice!

1. Single friends, don’t be discouraged, the best will always come when you least expect it.

2. Stop saying that you are single. At your age, dogs will die of old age.

3. There is a kind of single that is called "I would rather lack than to be indiscriminate", and there is a kind of single that is called only for someone.

4. A cute little fairy, single and waiting to be flirted with, take away those you like.

5. If you can give me unchanging love throughout my life, I will definitely give you unwavering companionship.

6. There are countless good people in the world, but meeting you is enough.

7. After being single for a long time, even looking at dogs makes me feel beautiful. Not to mention unscrewing bottle caps, fire hydrants can also be unscrewed.

8. If you don’t want to be single on Valentine’s Day and watch others show off your affection, just take the initiative to confess your love to me.

9. Two strangers fall in love, but only one knows that this is no coincidence.

10. The person you like does not need to comment because she occupies a group. #, https://

11. The best thing is that when the crowd is crowded, you naturally hold my hand tightly.

12. The green mountains are not as long as your eyebrows, and the water is not as clear as your eyes. A few rains across the mountains and rivers, but you are the only one in my life.

13. I admire him like a hero, and he dotes on me like a child. 14. I don’t believe in eternal love, because I will only love you more and more day by day.

15. It’s not that I can’t meet someone better, but because I already have you, I don’t want to meet someone better.

16. I will only hold your hand in this life, because having you in this life is enough. #, https://

17. I can’t see you getting hurt, let alone being wronged, even if that person is myself.

18. I have only two wishes: to be by your side, and to be by your side.

19. I will always be there, even if loneliness turns into a sea; I will always love, even if the scenery is dust.

20. Even if I can’t hold your hand, it doesn’t matter. I can just do this to be your friend the most.

21. The craziest thing in this life is to fall in love with you. The greatest hope is to have you accompany me in my madness for the rest of my life.

22. Since you appeared, I realized that it is so beautiful to be loved by someone.

23. The whole world is full of the sour smell of love, but I am the only one who exudes the fragrance of being single.

24. If your beauty is the best gift God has given you, then letting me meet you is the best gift God has given me.

25. The happiest thing is to be liked by you every day that I like you.

26. I am a wild horse that cannot be trapped, but I just want to be the cat in your arms. 27. I don’t regret at all that I didn’t fall in love with you earlier. We are just right now.

28. There is no snack that I particularly like to eat, and there is no song that I particularly like to listen to, but there is you that I particularly like.

29. Please allow me to be a little proud, because I have you to rely on. #, https://

30. Ugly people can’t wait to find someone to make do with, while handsome people still stick to their principles and remain single.

31. Nowadays, most good-looking people are single, such as me.

32. Do you know why I am single? Normally people wouldn't consider me if they see how handsome I am.

33. Never quarrel with your girlfriend, because the winner will be single.

34. We agreed to be single together, but you secretly flirted with the cat.

35. I am single because fairies cannot fall in love with mortals, as this would violate the laws of nature.

I hope you all like it when you talk about love!