Degang Guo Crosstalk (Text)

I want to fight against the three customs

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Crosstalk "I want to fight against the three customs"

Performers: Degang Guo, Yu Qian

Guo: Thank you! Yes, two girls just now

Y: What kind of eyes are you?

Guo: The cross talk performed by the actress was replaced by a little boy.

Y: You don't see anyone, do you?

Guo: OK, this form is cross talk. Work hard, it is an art. ..

Y: that's good.

Guo: Attack ugliness, and Huoxiang is healthy.

Y: What's the matter with getting rid of summer heat? This is not medicine. We have this thing.

Guo: What do you mean?

Yu: promote righteousness.

Guo: Promoting healthy qi is a traditional art..

Y: It's a tradition.

Guo: Four subjects.

Yu: Speak, learn and sing.

Guo: You have been doing this business since the Zhou Dynasty.

Y: very clear.

Guo: Confucius had no food. Cai Chen asked Fan Dan's ancestors to help him find food. I borrowed your food, I borrowed your clothes, I borrowed Mi Shan and Mianshan, and I haven't finished eating until today.

Y: You get what you want. All right.

K: Good.

Y: Well, don't sing Allegro either.

Guo: Well, I admire you, you guys.

What do you mean?

Guo: Work hard and serve the people.

Y: you should.

Guo: Bring laughter to everyone.

Y: bring joy.

Guo: Yes, it has developed.

Y: thank you.

Guo: We must do it well. Why do some people like cross talk?

Y: why?

Guo: Crosstalk comes from the folk.

Y: From the people.

Guo: Eulogize the people.

Yes

Guo: I really hope you can fight in groups!

Y: Right-gang fights?

Guo: No, I don't want you to eulogize alone. You are a group of crosstalk performers.

Jade: All the best, why is it so awkward?

Guo: No, that means we like you.

Y: I hope I like it.

Guo: This is a poem of labor.

Y: We are poetry again.

Guo: I sometimes write some poems.

Y: Do you still write?

Guo: I like to make some small poems.

Y: Do you have any works?

Guo: Not very mature.

Y: yes.

K: Please correct me.

Y: enjoy it.

Guo: The weather in Xuanwu District is fine, and people in Tongzhou District like it very much. Looking at Fengtai, I shouted: I love you, Haidian!

Yu: Poetic.

Guo: Although this poem is not big, it has far-reaching significance. It embodies the close cooperation of the people in Beijing.

Y: I didn't see it.

Guo: District and county are integrated.

Y: I didn't hear that

Guo: In order to realize the four modernizations and contribute to the smooth convening of the China-Africa Forum, it embodies such a significance.

Y: where is this relationship?

Guo: I said yes. I think so. It is.

Y: Yes, yes, that's it.

Guo: Remember, being an actor should serve the people.

Y: we know.

Guo: Be elegant!

Y: elegant?

Guo: It must be elegant and tasteful. Last time, it was a "stool".

Y: You fell down again! Upscale.

Guo: You can't be fooled.

Y: just once. Your culture is too bad.

Guo: When was the last "shit"?

Yu: "shit" is "shit" every time.

Guo: Who are you? Remember, what is cross talk for?

Y: you say.

Guo: It's for educating people. (Audience shouts "Hey") Calling your name?

Y: This is to tell you to stop talking.

Guo: I think so. Crosstalk is an education.

Y: really?

Guo: You are not an actor! You are a teacher and you are a professor.

Y: I'm a professor?

Guo: He has always been a professor. Your job is to educate people. You must pay attention to the taste of the program. What has your work taught people today? This is your job. Don't think about whether he is happy or not.

Y: huh?

Guo: He deserved it. The Philharmonic Orchestra is unhappy. Your job is to educate people, even if they are unhappy.

Y: ah!

Guo: What is the loss of more than one billion viewers? You stand firm.

Y: I don't know my position.

Guo: It must be elegant! Do you know what elegance is?

Y: you say.

Guo: Anti-people.

Y: Who put this in? They all ate too much.

Guo: He doesn't want to listen, or he won't listen if he doesn't listen! Serves you right. Go to hell.

Do you want to shout along? This isn't the job anymore, okay?

Guo: Remember, you are a teacher, and you must be anti-vulgar on stage!

Yu: Three customs?

Guo: Three levels! Vulgar, vulgar, kitsch!

Y: These three customs.

Guo: Absolutely against the three customs! Keep it in mind.

Y: ok, ok, ok.

Guo: Modesty makes people progress. Shit can progress!

Y: You said it was too dirty. You call it three levels.

Guo: Do you believe that I killed you? Never been beaten by a gangster, have you? The big flowerpot hit your head and bled, which made your eyes sew up, more than Yang Naiwu.

Y: huh?

Guo: Let me show you my tattoo.

Y: Why are you shirtless? I don't watch this.

Guo: You dare to call me vulgar? Three customs are the means I use to insult people. Say I can't, okay?

Y: Say no?

Guo: I hate it, you know? I am very busy at work every day. How can I serve the people if I deal with boring people like you again? How can I resist the three customs?

Y: Which unit are you from?

Guo: What's it to you?

Y: What do you do?

Guo: Bah-

Are you out of your mind? What do you mean?

Guo: I saw you just now. They've seen you. I often think.

Y: what are you thinking?

Guo: Dude, why are you so rude? I'm busy at work, too. Many people have nothing to do. There are many things I need to correct, but I can't worry.

Y: what's the matter

Guo: The company ... is talking there with a phone and a mobile phone.

Y: that's right.

Guo: What can I do for you? Cell phone ... what's a cell phone for?

Y: why?

Guo: Why did you invent the mobile phone?

Y: why?

Guo: The purpose of inventing the mobile phone is to let you realize the four modernizations with it!

Y: How to realize the four modernizations with mobile phones?

Guo: I'm not talking to you.

Y: Don't use big words.

Guo: It's too vulgar. I hate it. I am not a scientist. If I were a scientist, I would study a new mobile phone, and I would stop you from chatting.

Y: how about it?

Guo: The mobile phone should be big first. It's so big, like a moon cake box. I can't put it in my pocket. The second thread is connected, so it can't move on the table. After this study, society has made progress.

Y: huh? Then society will go backwards, you know? Isn't this your wired phone?

Guo: Why are you against me?

Y: I'm not pointing at you. You said it was too much.

Guo: He is simply a very vulgar person.

Y: Why is this vulgar?

Guo: It's too vulgar. Wrong. No, you are wrong.

Y: Am I wrong?

Guo: If you want to improve your taste, you must be elegant. Remember, Skynet is long, but it doesn't leak.

What are you doing here?

Guo: Actors should respect themselves. I knew there was an actor who didn't respect himself at all.

Y: really?

Guo: I finally went to prison to play around.

Y: no I'm in prison.

Guo: The actor's name is Diao Er.

Y: Actors' names are also vulgar.

Guo: I often think that when I am walking in the street, the people who come face to face make me feel blind.

Y: Why don't you like it?

Guo: Some people go out in vests and shorts. Are they human? Others come out in pajamas and don't respect themselves. And when you go to the swimming pool, you can see everyone wearing swimsuits. Do you want to save face?

Y: Nonsense, you wear a cotton-padded jacket to swim?

Guo: It's vulgar to show your arms and thighs. The swimsuit is not well made now.

Y: what's the matter

Guo: It used to be good for swimsuits to be dignified.

Yes

Guo: In the past, you had to open your swimsuit to see your ass. Now you can only see the swimsuit by pulling your ass off. It's too vulgar.

Y: There is no one staring at your ass like you on the street.

Guo: How did you come out dressed like this? You're not a porn actor? You're not the main character in those porn videos, are you? You are not Loretta Lee, Shu Qi, Okubo and Maria Tree. ...

Y: I don't know Anyway, you have seen a lot of this film.

Guo: It's too vulgar.

Y: you are vulgar enough.

Guo: I look at it critically.

Y: This movie can be viewed critically.

Guo: I'd like to see how degenerate they are. It's okay if I stay up all night. I object to vulgarity!

Y: Just do it.

Guo: Sometimes many things are unpredictable. You are still considering how to stop chatting on your mobile phone. Sometimes your mobile phone receives some boring messages, yellow messages, so boring. One of them said:

Y: Why do you bring this up? You're dying.

Guo: Very vulgar.

Y: I didn't forget it, but I remembered it again.

Guo: Did you get that call?

Y: No one can guarantee to receive it.

Guo: Did you see it?

Y: That depends on how you send it.

Guo: Say two.

Y: I don't spread this, you know.

Guo: It's too vulgar. I can't believe you're looking. Is it a person? You have fallen, you have fallen. Now remember, you need someone to lead you out of the mire. Your next step is to shoot at once, and your next step is to seek medical treatment on parole.

Y: Ah, I'm fine, okay? No, did you get it?

Guo: Is that still less? Some boring people sent it to me.

Y: Are you going to watch it or not?

K: Of course.

Y: Of course. What do you mean?

Guo: I want to see how boring it is.

Y: You saw it, too.

Guo: It's so fresh and disgusting. I want to criticize it.

Y: It's also a criticism.

Guo: I am fighting against the three customs. I was sitting here, and my mobile phone sent me a short message: I really wanted to walk with you two months ago. I'm so angry

Y: Maybe it's your lover.

Guo: Bah ~ ~ ~ My wife can't read.

Y: That's the lover.

Guo: I will kill you.

Y: what's the matter What happened?

Guo: I am a pure person. Virtue and virtue are my pronouns. I follow the chastity memorial archway everywhere, and never do outside work, okay?

Y: what the hell?

Guo: My son is in Grade One. Can I do that? I hate it. I can't help it.

Y: really.

Guo: It's too erotic. You want to take a walk with me.

Y: if you don't ponder, there is nothing pornographic.

Guo: The more you ponder, the more erotic you become.

Y: You've figured it out.

Guo: After a walk, you eat and then go home to sleep. Too vulgar! I can't let her go.

Y: right.

Guo: (texting) Who are you?

Y: What else do you ask?

Guo: I want to know who she is so that I can educate her.

Do you need your education?

Guo: I am bitter and "broken".

Y: it's too broken.

Guo: There is also a lot of work in the unit. Am I still busy with this matter? I have to find out who it is.

Y: ah.

Guo: Secretary Wang, come here. I have to criticize you. Did I say it was once? Binding documents must not exceed ten pages! Look at these twenty articles. I'll slap you next time the director can't tear them.

Y: Did the secretary tear up the document?

Guo: Who are you?

Y: I'm still considering it.

Guo: Sometimes people forget their existence when they are busy. Now I take out my wallet and my wife's photo. Looking back on those days when the grass grew and the warbler flew, I told myself at this time: Is there anything more difficult to deal with in the whole world than her?

Y: Is that how you push yourself?

Guo: Secretary Zhao, I have to praise you. Very kind, very smart, very smart. Show it to your uncle.

Y: Uncle?

Guo: Our director. Look at your typing, only seven are wrong. Now look at the second line.

Y: There are seven mistakes in one line.

Guo: It should be encouraged. Young people should be encouraged.

Y: Is this encouragement?

Guo: Shut up, you are vulgar.

Y: What did I say?

Guo: I wonder who sent me the message.

Y: it's still like this.

Guo: I must educate her. I must criticize her and set her on a bright path. Unlike many people, I am immersed in yellow messages all day. Doing nothing all day, I don't even know my own community, and I still wonder if there are aliens in the world.

Y: You are almost like an alien now.

Guo: Damn it, how could you? I've been thinking about it. who is it?

Y: Do you have anything else to do?

Guo: What's the matter with you?

Y: Nonsense, why are you considering this?

Guo: I am an upright person, I am a pure person, and I am a person who is free from low tastes. It's mean of you to think so. When there is no one in the middle of the night, you have a bottle of wine in your left hand, a chicken in your right hand and a cigarette in your mouth. How about a sip of wine, two dishes and two cigarettes? Ask yourself, haven't you lost your heart?

Y: I don't feel ashamed. Anyway, these three things are enough for me.

Guo: What does this man look like? Not pretty.

Y: why?

Guo: It can't be beautiful.

Y: why?

Guo: Only those who serve the people are beautiful.

Is it?

Guo: Only those who oppose the three customs pay attention to their eyes. This man must be unclean. This woman can't be beautiful. Face like apples, eyes like grapes, nose like peaches and mouth like cherries.

Yu: grow a fruit bowl.

Guo: That's not true.

Y: Nonsense, isn't that all fruit?

Guo: For the next week, we spent every day in abusive text messages.

Y: and you swear.

Guo: I severely criticized her and scolded her. Finally, she replied: Thank you for reminding me, it's really cold. I wear a lot of clothes. The weather is very warm. Don't worry. I don't believe you.

Y: Is this abuse?

Guo: I will educate her, and I will lead her to the right path.

Y: Just tell people to calm down.

Guo: I want to fight against the three customs.

Y: What's against the three customs?

Guo: I haven't heard from her for another month.

Y: I lost contact.

Guo: Oh, she has turned over a new leaf? what am I supposed to do？ How should I educate people?

Y: So what are you going to educate?

Guo: That won't do. What should I do if they are all well? How can I criticize them? I must criticize people. I must educate people. I must educate people. Gee, I think about it every day. Why didn't you text me? A hundred claws scratch the heart. Standing on the street and looking up, the world is vast. Dead vines and old trees faint crows, small bridges and flowing water, old roads and thin horses, sunset, heartbroken people on the horizon. God, what should I do? What should I do?

You, go to hell What? This is the message.

Guo: I want to educate people. I, I want to be anti-vulgar

You're crazy.

Guo: Finally, I sent a message: Sorry, I went abroad and didn't come back for a long time. I bought you a watch with all my savings.

Y: A gift.

Guo: Really?

Y: Do you still know good or bad?

Guo: Can I use you to buy me a watch? All savings? Nice watch. There is a circle of diamonds on the golden shell, sapphire on the left, cat's eye on the right and cream cherry in the middle.

Y: What about the cake?

Guo: I like cakes.

Y: why?

Guo: I want to take the opportunity of eating cake to criticize and educate her.

Y: I've never heard of Du.

Guo: Text me: I'll wait for you at the Tianqiao at two o'clock tomorrow afternoon. Listen to her choosing this place.

Y: what's the matter

Guo: Overpass. It's a place where ordinary people go. Vulgar and boring. It can be seen that her taste, overpass represents filth.

Is it?

Guo: We are very elegant. I want to fight the three customs! (hoarse)

Y: don't shout. Why not?

Guo: I am angry. I'm-I'm angry. I had to criticize her the next day. Take that watch with you.

Y: I mainly took the watch.

Guo: The next day, my family packed their clothes and got ready to leave. The text message is coming again: sorry, I have something to do, tomorrow. It's too vulgar. I really can't wait. Then I'm leaving, too

Yes

Guo: Turn around the next day. I have to go to work the next day. Get up in the morning and finish the work at work. At noon, I left the overpass Just out of the unit door, SMS again:

Y: who is it?

Guo: It's from my colleague.

Y: say what?

Guo: According to reliable information, the leader will come to inspect this afternoon. You may want to mention it.

Y: I want a promotion.

Guo: Promotion doesn't matter to me. The key is to better serve the people and resist the three customs. Am I the leader or the watch?

Y: You, the director, are better than the deputy director.

Guo: Really?

Y: Of course.

Guo: OK, I'll receive the leader and get the watch tomorrow. She played a joke on me yesterday. One-on-one, I will go to the overpass tomorrow.

Y: mm-hmm

Guo: I laughed with the leader all afternoon until the leader left. Walk around. I am going to get my watch tomorrow.

Y: I'm still thinking.

Guo: I am going to teach at Tianqiao tomorrow. I'm going to the overpass to make three passes. I want to go to Tianqiao to educate people.

Y: mm-hmm

Guo: I'm glad to go home.

Y: go home.

Guo: When I got to the door, my son was waiting for me at the door. The child is out of school: Dad, you are back. Come back, come back. The child came over and put his arm around me.

Y: happy.

Guo: Dad, Dad, you show me too much.

Y: how to show your face?

Guo: There is an exam in our school. All the dads went to Tianqiao this afternoon except you.

Y: They all went to the overpass!