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What kind of character is Jordan who can prevent the lowest hit rate in the finals?

What kind of character is Jordan who can prevent the lowest hit rate in the finals?

Jordan, Byrd and Peyton once promoted the art of garbage to the peak. As those great gods withdrew from the stadium, trash talk almost became a lost art. As the most powerful defense master in the back line, Payton finally drew a successful conclusion for his career after winning the championship with Wade, O 'Neill and Mourning in 2006, the last year of his career.

It's been a long time since I retired, and I haven't heard him talk endlessly on the court, spitting everywhere, and then choking his opponent with a rubbish sentence. For example, after he hit a winning goal in his opponent's defense, he gave his opponent a more deadly mending knife: "Your boy's personal defense is not as tight as I played with that girl last night." Only a tough defense expert like Payton knows what close defense is. It was his dog skin plaster defense that made Jordan play the worst finals performance in his career. In the 95-96 season finals, the Bulls played against the SuperSonics. Under Payton's tenacious defense, Jordan's finals data is only 27.3 points per game and 4 1.5% shooting percentage. The shooting percentage of 4 1.5% is also the lowest in Jordan's six finals career.

Now that Peyton is almost 48 years old, it seems that he hasn't forgotten how to spray garbage. Now Payton's son Julian Payton has started playing basketball at Napa Valley College. As a father, Peyton often goes to watch his son's team games. As a result, Payton's son Julian Payton met josh jackson, who is called the first high school student in the family.

Josh jackson hit a three-pointer on Julian Payton's head. The first high school student in the United States is also a fledgling garbage lover. Seeing that I can give a lesson to my famous son is also full of confidence. He stared at Payton directly, and then said haughtily, "You'd better tell them that the audience should stop pretending to be me."

Gary payton put this little guy in his eyes and smiled. Then he raised his voice and shouted to the students in No.1 Middle School: "I want the audience to tell you the truth. You have to play my level. "

Watching the fire with Payton, the first high school students in America are getting braver and braver. Julian Payton's inevitable layup was maliciously covered by josh jackson. Josh jackson did the same thing again, staring at gary payton sitting in the front row again. Gary payton looked at the angry josh jackson and said with a smile, "Interesting."

The first high school student in America deserves to be the first high school student in America. He scored 22 points 1 1 rebounds, 6 assists, 2 steals and 3 blocks, leading the team to beat Napa Valley College 77-72.

"He is very talented and he will be a great player." Although Payton really liked the performance of the first American high school student who dared to challenge him, he didn't forget to throw cold water on him: "In the second half, he showed a piece of shit. He didn't score. He didn't do anything. He had to concentrate. Eva, you haven't reached my level. How can you define a game as what you do on the court? As a result, you put all your energy into fighting with me. Eva, you can't do this."

What is a real garbage master? What Peyton said may let fans know another side of Peyton. Those real garbage masters must do what they say, first perform a dominant performance on the field, and then tell the dominant garbage. Perhaps only a few people, such as Bird, Jordan, Peyton and reggie miller, have really reached this level.

Peyton plays for the Sonics. In the face of away games, there are always many fans choking him. As a result, Peyton will choke the fans back: "You will spend a lot of money to watch me play, but I won't spend a dime to watch you play." Then, you can sit with me and watch me play well. "

I prefer Jordan's reply to Payton's garbage joke, "Jordan, you see, I also made a lot of money and can afford to drive a Ferrari." You see, this one is more fashionable than yours. " "Payton took out his car keys and showed off in front of Jordan. As a result, Jordan took a bite of a thick cigar, sprayed a smoke ring, and said in a disdainful tone, "There are many Ferraris. My Ferraris are all given by others." "Peyton mouth closed, completely speechless, dry your tears.