What is an arty translation of ancient Chinese?

Yan Wu, an official of Amin Dynasty, was a minister, and his family was very rich. His son is very good at calligraphy and painting. He bought many famous paintings. A friend has a volume of Eighteen Scholars in the Tang Dynasty in the Song Palace. Every time he asks for it, he doesn't sell it at home unless it is 1000 yuan. Yanwu's younger brother is as rich as his brother, and he only accumulates food and silk, but scholars often despise him. One day, his brother told him. The Lord said, "Yes." So he spent thousands of dollars to buy it. Later, he arranged a banquet for his brother and others who had always despised him. After drinking half the wine, he deliberately talked about the painting and took out "18-year-old Bachelor" to enjoy it. Someone said, "What makes you know this is a famous painting?" His brother looked around and said something else. At that time, people spread it as a joke.

Yanwu, an official of Amin Dynasty, was a wealthy family. His son is cool, good at calligraphy and painting, and has bought many famous pens. A friend's house has a copy of Eighteen Sons of the Tang Dynasty collected by the Song Palace. Every time he wants it, he doesn't sell it at home unless it is 1000 yuan. Yanwu's younger brother is very rich, but his millet and silk are accumulated, but scholars often despise its owner and say, "of course", so it's like shopping (buying). After the banquet (entertainment), my brother and his lover (have been, have been) drinking half a cup, especially (deliberately) talking about paintings and buying him to play (enjoy). Or "How do you know his famous paintings?" "His brother Gu (looking around) said that he was a joke.