A funny joke.

1. I heard that ugly people should read more books. No wonder my mother said that I was not cut out for reading when I was young.

I can drive without walking, or I can squat in the house without squatting on the hillside. The reality is so bleak that there is no car or room in the game.

3. Mom: Look, your room is like a pigsty. You still don't clean up! Me: Have you ever seen a pig tidy up the house? Isn't it all pig cleaning?

Although some people are slow in typing, pressing Enter has a unique momentum.

5. When I was a child, I looked down on those scum who fell in love. Now that I think about it, I think those students are really powerful, and they have already met someone at a young age.

6. When you feel ugly, poor and useless, don't despair, because you still know yourself.

Before I got married, I thought I could change the world After I got married, I suddenly realized that I couldn't even change the TV channel!

8. Life is a vigorous love and a journey of parting. Like you don't want money.

9. The only reason to hand in the papers in advance is that the people around you are useless.

10. Some people are good at geography, physics, history, mathematics, Chinese, English and chemistry. I have a good attitude.

1 1. The same is true for binoculars. They were called generals on the battlefield and became hooligans at home.

12. In fairy tales, the prince and princess finally lived a happy life. The main reasons: one is beautiful and the other is rich.

13. Don't wait, your the only thrill won't come. He is a garbage, eating chicken online all day.

14. Losing weight is not so easy. Every catty of meat has its temper. After the age of not eating fat, it is better to give up if you are entangled.

15. If you like a handsome guy, please don't take immediate measures. You should get to know him first. Soon, you will find that his friends are more handsome.

16. In my mother's eyes, all diseases stem from not drinking water, eating vegetables and going to bed early.

17. Sleep if you are unhappy. I don't think there is any problem that can't be solved by sleeping. If so, sleep again.

18. What is a famous brand? Adding a zero to the price of ordinary goods is called a famous brand. Add two places at the back called luxury goods. Add as much land as you want after the cost price. This is called cultural relics.

19. Never watch chicken soup for the soul again. I used to think about life after reading it. Now, I just want to spend the rest of my life.

20. Just chatting with the female ticket, she said, "I always regret quarreling with you." I thought to myself, "I finally know I'm fooling around." As a result, the goods came lightly: "I always feel that I didn't play well and didn't make you angry!" "

2 1. Some people are disgusting. They stick things on people when they know that others are looking at them. Like a fool, can you come to me? I have no family!

22. I accompanied my son to do homework until the third grade. Later, I was hospitalized with a heart attack and put two stents. It's still important to think about it, that's all!

23. I don't want any position, and I don't want any position. I just want to be a rich man simply.

24. In my lifetime, I hope others will humiliate me with these three sentences: "How did you become such a thin bamboo pole?" "Don't you have some stinking money?" "It's good to have a good date?"