Funny joke: What are the benefits of not having a boyfriend? It's simply impossible to be beautiful.

Some young ladies yell all day

"I want to fall in love"

"I want a male ticket"

I can't get rid of it every day

But have you ever thought about

how wonderful your life is when there is no male ticket

1 You don't have to wash your hair every day

Short hair is fine and long. Girls with long hair all know

2 it doesn't matter if they face the sky

They will like it without thinking about what kind of makeup

If they are in a good mood, they will wear makeup

If they are not in the mood, they will go shopping without makeup, which is cool

3. They can like two boys at the same time. Because there is no male ticket tube

In fact, boys are jealous

Even if you like Takeshi Kaneshiro, he is not willing

If you watch a Korean drama, Japanese drama

If you like a male host, he will dislike you

If you are bored, you can live like a psychopath

If you want to cry, smile happily, you don't have to be a lady.

5 You can eat two foods you like.

You just like to eat. What's the matter?

Freedom and food are the only things in the world that you can live up to, okay?

6 You don't have to think about what the other person is doing all the time.

You really don't want to bother yourself.

This young lady should know

If you talk too much, it's tears. Alas,

7 You can eat when you are hungry. Genzheng Miaohong

Why do you have to accommodate that smelly boy

Even if you are the Jade Emperor

I won't give birth to a monkey for you. Hum

8 You don't have to watch your mobile phone every day for fear of missing a text message

Oh, my God, this is what young ladies can feel.

Staring at your mobile phone eagerly

Even if you are sleepy and fall asleep, you will suddenly wake up

Hurry up.

9 I don't mind being lonely, which is more comfortable than loving you.

Enjoy a "short" single life.

Turn myself into a carefree girl.

A girl who can even walk with a tiger! used at the end of a sentence