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MC swearing jokes, it is best to be seven words, the more poisonous the better.

1) I must kill you!

2) I live like a fool, but I don't know that some idiot is laughing at me.

3) Boy, what happened today? Did you take the wrong medicine when you went out? Or did you forget to take your medicine?

4) Love is when a man plays with a woman. Brothers, don't think much!

5) Oh, tigers are neither arrogant nor impetuous. Do you treat me like a kitten?

6) What do you like about me?

7) Clear water means no fish; You are mean, you are invincible; You're fucking invincible.

8) She has an imposing manner that can make the opponent's blood drop by half before a duel.

9) Your face stinks worse than my feet.

10) The iron cock will leave some rust. You are simply a stainless steel cock.

1 1) Some people are like this. They think the whole world is a cesspit because they are maggots.

12) I am the legendary rural gourd doll! Oh, yeah. When the motherland drops small flowers and grows long flowers, I will pinch one.

13) I like you, and I regard you as a treasure; I don't like you. What are you?

14) You can't compare with chewing gum peed by dogs on the roadside.

15) Not afraid of Niu B's opponent, but afraid of teammates like pigs.

How far is forever? Get out, boy!

17) You are a kindergarten-level high school student, and you are a frog head with congenital Mongolian disease.

18) You have full breasts.