Fang Datong's Classic Quotations

I like Datong very much myself!

But there is only a funny version here. Teacher Fang is really interesting!

Classic quotations:

In a program in Taiwan Province Province,

Part 1 Moderator: "Shall we call you Brother Datong?"

Datong: "Never mind, just call me brother." Ex-dividend

The second part was later filmed in New Year Street, and the host taught Datong to bargain.

Datong: "How?"

Moderator: "For example, he said 100 yuan."

Datong: "I said 2 yuan."

Moderator: "If you say so, the boss will stab you with a knife ..."

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Go to Wu Zongxian, the host asked him.

Host: "Do you usually get nervous in such a program?"

Datong: "Generally not, unless it will"

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Reporter: Do you usually do some other simple sports?

Fang: Not much, but I do sit-ups when I get up. What's that called? ..

Reporter: Sit-ups?

Fang: Yes, yes, sit-ups. I will make one when I get up.

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Warner company colleagues play mahjong ~

Jam Hsiao: "Two barrels!"

Datong: "Why?"

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"Hello everyone! I'm Fang Datong. Sorry, I dropped my chicken leg. Let me look for it ... "

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Lu Yu: Do you know Little Shenyang?

Datong: Have you heard of the joke teller? = =||

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Lu Yu's interview began.

Lu Yu: I heard that you will be nervous when doing such a program, so let you do a magic trick to ease it first.

Datong: Huh? Want to do magic? I'm so nervous. ...

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Datong eats salad.

Eat a bug and call the waiter

Datong: There are bugs in the salad. ...

Attendant: Sorry. Sorry, we'll change it for you.

Datong: Sorry, I don't eat meat. ...

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Datong concert introduces the next song, and everyone votes. Ask everyone which song you know ~ ... "Yes, Billie Jane, I will give you a non-dance version tonight. Non-dancing is a version of ~ no ~ no dancing. " (Audience laughs) "Thank you for your laughter!" (Audience laughs+screams ~ ~)

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Seeing a mosquito on the arm of a female colleague, she said gently, "Can I help you shoot mosquitoes?" . . .

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Datong grew up abroad and was not very proficient in Mandarin.

Q: "What do you think is the best of your five senses?"

Datong: "Where are the five senses?"

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"If you have Doraemon, where do you want to go?"

Datong: "In the five senses! ! "

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"Be sure to buy genuine albums, because genuine is the most genuine thing ~"

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"I have been to many places recently, such as Taiwan Province province, mainland China, Hong Kong ... mainland China, Taiwan Province province ... Hong Kong, Taiwan Province province ... Hong Kong ..."

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Lu Yu: On an island in Hawaii, magma flows above the ground.

Datong: You can put a chicken in it.

Lu Yu: Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

Datong: ... Good. ...

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Acting clips of Datong Happy Camp and Nana

Nana: Grandson (Vega), come here.

Vega: Yeah.

Nana: Get down on your knees to your grandfather.

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Vega (kneeling): Grandpa.

Datong: Yes, granddaughter ~

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"Stevie Wonder's music is really nice, and it's ... good."

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When he performed magic tricks for Lu Yu, Lu Yu was surprised and asked, When did you perform?

Datong: when you can't see ~

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When I introduced magazine rack of Warner.

Datong: magazines are very important. The magazine will introduce some scandals. For example, the scandal between Fang Datong and Ar Fi, and the scandal between Ar Fi and Fang Datong.

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When MSN star visited, he asked him what TV program he most wanted to be on now.

Datong: I want to go to the Discovery Channel because I can learn a lot, or everyone can learn a lot from me. . .

Xiao Lao: Music.

The pig then asked Datong to answer.

Grandpa: Interest.

Piglet: What are you interested in?

Grandpa: Music.

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1 You must buy a genuine album, because genuine is the most genuine thing ~ "

2. "Hello, I'm Fang Datong ... Oh, sorry, I dropped my drum stick. Let me look for it ... "

3. Wang Leehom compares himself to Apple Computer. The reporter asked Fang Datong, "What are you?" Fang: "Then I'll make oranges and bananas. 」

4. Reporter: Do you usually do some other simple sports?

Fang: Less, but I do sit-ups when I get up. What's that called? ..

Reporter: Sit-ups?

Fang: Yes, yes, sit-ups. When I get up, I will make a PS: ... it's so cold = =!

5. A sentence in "Fang Datong" said "I am very strong": "I think I am very strong this year, so I should call it flying very strong."

6. "Yes, Billie Jane, I will give you a non-dancing version tonight. Non-dancing is a version of ~ no ~ no dancing. "

(Audience laughs) "Thank you for your laughter!" (Audience laughs+screams ~ ~)

7. I am an extreme person, extremely rational and extremely emotional, so I am very thin.

Q: Do you know Xiao Shenyang? Fang: Have you heard of the one who tells jokes? = = || Sweat is dead ....

9. When I was at Happy Camp, I asked you what prize I wanted most.

Ye: "Oscar"

He Jiong gave Ye an award at the scene.

As a result, when I was asked to say thank you, I "thanked my fans …"

10. Entertainment is 100%:

Grandpa and Xiao Lao go together ~ Piggy asks Jam Hsiao, "What makes you good friends?"? What are the similarities? "

Xiao Lao: Music.

Pig then asked Datong, Grandpa: Interest.

Piglet: What are you interested in? Grandpa: Music.

1 1. Q: "Shall we call you Brother Datong?" Khalil: Never mind, just call me brother.

12. "Stevie Wonder's music is really good, and it's ... good."

13. When he performed magic for Lu Yu, Lu Yu was surprised and asked: When did you perform? He replied: when you can't see ~

14. ""I don't even have a life, how can I have an emotional life! "

15. One thing hasn't exploded yet. . But it has exploded.

16. Dear yogurt, look what I made for you. I made you yogurt ~

17. Fang Datong (feather duster in hand): This is mine. . . (Pause for three seconds) Mao Mao!

Fang Datong, known as the Prince of the Arctic, is good at telling cold jokes. Here are two jokes:

Datong: "People ask me why I don't plan to get married and have a girlfriend. I said it depends on fate. I was too busy at work and made a recording. " He didn't believe me. I said, Look at me, Weibo. Because I want to mix, I'm not married. "

"I have a hair stylist named Carl. People asked me where he was and I said he was in the parking lot. " (Carl is similar to car-car- pronunciation)

Hope to adopt ~ ~ Thank you ~ ~