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The mountain has a guest road, and the water depth has its own meaning.

First of all, the topic is wrong. It should be that the mountain height has its own passenger road and the water depth has its own ferryman.

It means that there is always a solution to everything.

It was the Monkey King who advised Tang Priest not to be afraid in The Journey to the West.

The seventy-fourth journey to the west Chang Gung Memorial reported that the devil and the heartless walker had changed.

This is the Monkey King's advice to Tang Priest. Don't be afraid.

The seventy-fourth time Chang Geng reported that the demon malicious traveler applied for energy exchange.

The reason of lust is always general, and feelings and desires are natural. Shaman cultivates many scholars, and it is Zen to forget oneself.

Be careful, be firm and spotless. Don't make mistakes when you make progress, and you will feel great when you finish your work.

It is said that Sanzang's disciples opened their nets, jumped out of their cages and set off for the Western Heaven. After a long walk, it's summer and early autumn, and the new cool body permeates, but when I see-

The sudden rain collected the residual temperature of summer, and the phoenix tree was shocked. Fireflies fly late and the moon is bright.

Huang Kui is in full bloom, and Polygonum multiflorum is all over Sha Ting. When the willow leaves first, the cicada should sing according to the law.

As Sanzang was walking, he suddenly saw a high mountain with the top in the blue sky. It is indeed a moving star that hinders the sun. The elder was afraid and called Wukong, "Look at the mountain ahead, it is very high, but I don't know if there is a way to cross it." Monkey said with a smile, "What did Master say? Since ancient times, the mountain height has its own passenger road, and the water depth has its own ferryman. Is there no reason to understand? You can go forward with confidence. " Hearing this, the elder laughed at peanuts, whipped his horse and rode on a high rock. After walking a few miles, I saw an old man with fluffy temples and white hair. The beard is thin and long, and the silver line is swaying. A string of beads hung around his neck and pointed at the faucet with a cane. Standing at a distance on the hillside, he shouted, "Senior who is marching westward, stay in Huajie for a while and hold on to Yule. There are a group of demons on this mountain, which have eaten up all the people in the world and cannot move forward! " Sanzang was shocked when he heard this. One is uneven, and the other is unstable when sitting on a carved saddle. He fell off his horse and made a loss, sleeping in the grass. Monkey stepped forward to help him up and said, "Don't be afraid, don't be afraid! Have me! " "Listen to the old man on the high rock," said the elder. "It is said that there is a demon on this mountain. Who dares to ask him the truth?" "Sit down while I ask him," Monkey said. . "You are ugly and vulgar," Sanzang said. "I am afraid of bumping into him, so I can't get the real letter." Monkey laughed and said, "I'll be a beautiful man and ask him." "I think you've changed," Sanzang said. The Great Sage twisted the tactic and became a clean little monk. He really has fine features, a round face, elegant manners and no foul language. He shook off the brocade, straightened up and said to the Tang Priest, "Master, can I change it?" Sanzang was overjoyed and said, "Get better!" "Why not?" Pig head said. None of us understand. The old pig will not be so handsome after rolling for another two or three years! "