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The pattern has something to say, think more before the pattern; Easy to tattoo, difficult to get rid of, considerate;

The dragon is full of backs, and the authority is noble; Qinglong shoulders, rich and infinite;

Auspicious koi fish, good luck; Carp yue longmen, the fortune is incomparable;

If you have a tattooed tiger, you will have great happiness; With a lion on his back, the king is majestic;

Qinglong cross-legged, rich as a flood; Tattooing a tiger's head will make you rich and stop worrying;

Personal safety before closing the public; War horse Guan Gong, successful career;

Guan Yu is behind, and the eldest brother is rich; Peony blossoms, and wealth comes;

Crane reported peace and wealth climbing; The eagle is on the shoulder, and the grand plan is revealed;

Vultures fly in all directions; Feng Huangwen is finished, good luck at present;

After the rose pattern, it is romantic; Tattooed ghost head, good luck;

After tattooing the ghost face, a strange fate appeared; Carrying Zhong Kui has its own greatness;

There is a Buddha and a persistent cause; Idol tattoo, the devil left;

If you are a leopard, your sexual ability will improve; If there is a mermaid, she loves to swim;

Beauty angel, peach blossom; Fire Kirin, fighting for gold every day;

Butterflies are flying, and Li Hong is continuous; Snake peony is rich for a hundred years;

Peony carp, how rich; Plum blossoms are fragrant and proud;

Lotus is chaotic, and lovers are affectionate; Lily of hearts, a hundred years of harmony;

Sanskrit mantra, blessed by the gods, flying clouds on the shoulders, happiness and peace;

After the idol tattoo, the heart is calm; Zodiac, each with its own strengths;

Mother-in-law's tattoo history; Water margin pricks green, oriental civilization;

China totem, cultural inheritance; Now tattoo is a fashion symbol;

Finally, as you wish, a famous teacher meets fate; An auspicious life, a symbol of status

Dragon: There are many ways to tattoo dragons, each with a different meaning!

Let's talk about carrying dragons on one's shoulders first: there is a saying on the road that all brothers on the road are on the rivers and lakes. Where are the rivers and lakes?

So some people compare the shoulders of brothers on the rivers and lakes to! !

As the saying goes, the raptors don't cross the river, so people who really mix in the road rarely tattoo the shoulder dragons! Because Shoulder-backed Dragon has another name "Dragon Crossing the River"!

Second time, Brachiosaurus: Brachiosaurus is very popular with brothers on the road, because Brachiosaurus means God bless!

After all, the brothers on the road live a life of licking blood. I don't think anyone wants to die early However, I have seen many people tattooing Brachiosaurus, all of them are blind tattoos, and they don't pay attention to order and color at all, so you can see at a glance that they are not brothers on the road!

The brothers on the road are all tattooed on their left arms, and the tattoo is Brachiosaurus! Not a colorful dragon!

Finally, I'll talk about the Shoulder-buttoned Dragon: this kind of dragon tattoo is rare. The dragon's design is roughly that the dragon's head hangs from the right shoulder armor on the back to the right chest, and then the whole dragon body is entrenched on the back. The two front paws are buckled on the muscles connected with the arms on the shoulders (I forgot what the muscles are called for a moment), and the two rear paws are attached to the thighs (some are attached to the hips). The dragon tail extends from the lower left waist to the left neck!

Hehe, this kind of dragon can't be tattooed unless it's the eldest brother on the road!

Generally speaking, Brother Tianxia won't tattoo longan. Longan can only be opened (tattooed) with the consent of his eldest brother!

And the (tattooed) longan opened by big brother himself ~

Feng: Strictly speaking, it's a phoenix tattooed by elder sister or sister-in-law!

Let's talk about Xiangfeng first: This phoenix is tattooed by the elder sister. There is no limit to how to fly! ~

Speaking of sleeping phoenix: this phoenix is tattooed by the eldest sister-in-law!

Tiger: There is only one tiger tattoo on the road, and that is Phytolacca acinosa! And not everyone can tattoo it ~

There must be nothing on the road. Only people with certain influence can get tattoos!

As for where the tattoo of Shang Lugen is, there is no limit!

Eagle: I personally think that the brothers of the tattoo eagle are very domineering, because there is only one pattern of the tattoo eagle on the road, that is, the eagle grabs the ground, which means winning the world!

Five poisons: the so-called five poisons are scorpions, snakes, centipedes, spiders and toads ~!

There is a saying on the road that "it is better to bully dragons, phoenixes and tigers than to provoke five poisons". As for what it means, I don't know ~

One last word. It is often said that Guan Gong immediately, Nezha lowered the dragon, and Zhong Kui lowered the ghost!

I can't resist the three lines you said!

Hehe, these three brothers on the road are not tattooed! ~

Because these three clashed with the brothers on the road! As for how to meet, I don't know ~

Let's talk about the dragons tattooed by the younger brothers.

Brachiosaurus-Brachiosaurus Qinglong. Many people used to tattoo this kind of dragon, but now these people are too old. I don't know what it means. Only people on the road can tattoo this kind of dragon.

Cross-legged dragon-the dragon is coiled on the leg, indicating that this person has hard roots. Most people can't touch him. There are many people tattooing this kind of dragon, of all ages.

Shoulder-carrying dragon-Many people tattoo this kind of dragon on the road. I know a friend in the street. Four-clawed. There is nothing to talk about, just a dragon on the road.

Yunlong-this is the most. This kind of dragon can be found anywhere in Tianjin. Usually the chest or back. It covers a large area.

The dragon comes out of the water-I heard that it represents a person who just started out and has never seen such a dragon.

Let's talk about the more powerful dragon.

Carrying a dragon on the shoulder-according to the old-timers in the road, this seems to represent black and white. Since Bewitching, this kind of dragon can be seen everywhere on the road ... This kind of dragon is rare in the older generation.

Double-shouldered Dragon-People in Tianjin who are about 40-50 years old have this tattoo. It must be for people on the road. Shoulder dragons are two little dragons, not as big as Shoulder Dragons. This is the dragon that reminds me of the underworld the most.

Fan Jianglong-I have heard of it, but I have never seen it. It's a powerful dragon anyway. Most people don't get tattoos.

Tell me about the best.

Dragon resistance-the dragon head is in the heart, the dragon body is from chest to back, and the tail is in the lower back. It's like a man fighting a dragon. There was a tattoo in heather before, and I don't know who it was.

Erlong-the old-timer on the road said that it was the best kind of dragon when he was young. Tattooing this dragon means that this person will not bow to anyone. Generally speaking, people who are not very awesome are absolutely afraid to get tattoos. There is one in Dawangzhuang, Hedong.

Everyone has heard of the joke "Pipi shrimp plays pinball", right? Dragon playing with beads-this is a very, very powerful dragon. I don't know what it means, but this kind of dragon belongs to the imperial dragon just like the dragon with a straight face. A man in the southwest building got this tattoo. I can't say who it is.

Dragon claws are generally 4 claws and 5 claws. Five claws are emperor claws. Four claws are ordinary claws. Most people have four claws. Nowadays, many people have tattooed three-claw dragons. What do you mean? Whether to draw a clear line with the underworld.

If you want to know all kinds of sayings about tattoos, you can ask Two Bandits in Hexi and Guo Huangzhuang Xiaoping. These two men are veterans of the tattoo industry in Tianjin.

The tiger on the mountain has just come out to provoke, and it can be said that it is time to provoke good and evil.

Phytolacca is now out of trouble.

Looking back at the moon after going down the mountain, the tiger provoked a certain amount of capital. Now I don't provoke it, but let me fight to the death.

The snake is a symbol of local strongmen, and some people say that it walks around the streets.

Chickens eat rice wherever they go.

Xiaolong came out of the water because he has certain strength, but his career has just started.

The two-legged carp is flat, as if invincible in one place.

The wolf's head is tough, and it usually has many hand prints.

Toad's feet are steady, but it's hard to move me.

The roof of the golden toad is capped, and it can live on one side.

Mercury means to ward off evil spirits

The expressionless dragon is dead, standing dead.

Master Guan is the god of war, symbolizing loyalty.

When Guan Gong plays broadsword, he always puts loyalty first.

What does it mean to fight Buddha? Everybody knows that. Don't say that.

Dragon boat column is a symbol of solid foundation and quite powerful.

There are many people standing on the black and white road before and after Shoulder Dragon.

Carrying a dragon on one's shoulder is domineering.

Hukouyan is many people older than the Snitch.

Carp on the arm, wealth on the road'

Scorpions will not obey anyone, no matter who you are.

Ina, it is unfilial to make trouble at sea.

Ina, when you make trouble at sea, it is necessary to fight every dragon.

I don't need to explain the dragon-dropping arhats and tiger-dropping arhats, do I?

The tree on the unicorn symbolizes going up a flight of stairs.

Riding a tiger on the mountain is difficult, carefree and majestic.

Python playing peony seems to be flirting with flowers.

Phoenix peony is mighty and beautiful.