English joke: a white lie

A harmless lie

A middle-aged couple went to the gallery.

The nearsighted wife stood in front of the mirror at the door. She thought it was a painting. She saw the image of a woman and shouted, "God, how can a woman be so ugly?"

"Don't make such a fuss," said the husband. "Fortunately, this is not a mirror, but a painting."

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A middle-aged couple came to the gallery.

My wife is nearsighted. She stood in front of the mirror at the entrance. She thinks this mirror is a picture. She saw a portrait of a woman and exclaimed, God, there are such ugly women in the world. ?

? Don't make a fuss, okay? Her husband said,? Fortunately, it's a painting, not a mirror. ?

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