A mindless cynical joke.

After 80, grab the tail of youth and continue to be cynical!

I am a post-80s generation, and I am about to know my destiny.

Before I was 30, I was very anxious and confused. I don't know what I want, and what my future life will be like, just like the article I learned at school, "Worrying about the Worries".

Now I am almost 40 years old. After the shock of my father's death, I seem to understand the truth of this world instantly. One is everything and everything is one. As a member of the world, we can never go against the laws of nature.

Up to now, I still maintain a cynical heart, and the maturity and sophistication that I should have at the same time as my age do not belong to me, and I have never looked down on me. I don't like the law of corruption in this world to raise decadent human beings. Will be straightforward, will move the knife on some irrelevant things. I didn't know that my youth was actually abandoned in the past. But no one will stab me hard again.

I grew up in the village and couldn't speak Mandarin since I was a child. Luquan speaks quite fluently. I like to play football in the playground of the judicial school near the village in the summer vacation of senior one, and I joined the battle with a mouthful of village abuse.

One day, a brother several years older than me suddenly said a few words to me, "Young man, you are very energetic and sunny. Why not speak Mandarin? "

I was confused at that time, because everyone in the class talked like this, and I didn't realize what was wrong.

This senior brother told me: "The way you talk now is seriously inconsistent with your appearance, even like a street hooligan. I have come into contact with you children in suburban villages, and most of them are like this. If you don't change it now, there will be no chance in the future. "

These words went deep into my thin body like a knife. I didn't sleep that night.

At the beginning of school, I began to communicate with my classmates in the village in poor Mandarin, and I was teased by various jokes. I still don't understand why they laugh at me for speaking Mandarin. I was despised, alienated and even conspired to hit me.

When I was a sophomore, I had my first Mandarin teacher. She is an old lady from Shanghai who teaches me vocal music. She is only 1.5 meters tall, and she stands on tiptoe every time she corrects my pronunciation. Although she is over 60 years old, I can imagine her cuteness when she was young. His wife is 1.9 meters tall, so they must be true love. This height difference was rare at that time.

Visible. They must have fled this world before they came to Shijiazhuang from Shanghai. I didn't ask. Just guessing.

I said something trivial just to miss my change. If it weren't for that brother, I might not have learned Mandarin. Without a vocal music teacher, I can't produce such a standard sound.

Someone gave you a knife, but you missed him.

This knife is a gift.

It's a pity that the gift of my life is only this once. I haven't seen it since.

Many post-80s are dissatisfied with their families and jobs. They get together to complain about what happened to their wives, how tired they are at work, and how the leaders are nothing.

I just want to say:

The wife is not good, you chose it yourself, and you really can't go on. Leave! Why do you have to show your ugliness to others?

Tired from work? What kind of work is not tiring? Who says you're not tired at work these days? Come out! I didn't see the brick movers crying, nor did I hear the cleaners complaining when they cleaned every day.

On the contrary, some civil servants, enterprises and institutions, people who are paid by the state, have medical insurance and labor insurance are crying every day that they can't pass! I'm sorry! Can I help you change the Taobao shop? Come and run my booth and have a try! I go to the 8-hour work unit to enjoy leisure.

Leadership is not a thing? Which unit is the leader! Who worships and loves the leaders of their work units? Are all employees of Alibaba Malik Cloud? Many people have never seen it. Directly leading them is the small head of a department. Ma Yun is a local tyrant to them. It's enough to shout hooray when you meet. As soon as the old horse was happy, the bonus clicked out of his pocket.

My cousin, who spent 80,000 yuan, joined the bus company in this city. In my imagination, he is like this.

It turns out that people didn't do this job at all. It took me more than a year to get on the bus at work. After driving, I found that the road conditions in Shijiazhuang can no longer be described as traffic jams! It's infarction

He runs three times a day, from 6 am to 165438+ 0 pm. He can't eat well and sleep well. When there was a traffic jam, he couldn't finish the line, hit someone, rubbed against other cars and was complained, all out of his own pocket.

Originally, the salary was ok, about 5 thousand, and there were not a few times when half of it was deducted every month. This is far from what was expected at that time.

Now every time we meet, he and his wife will tell me that they don't want to work, and they can't stand it.

I will encourage you directly, so quit!

My cousin will say, what shall I do after I resign? I must be able to live.

I really wanted to spray him at that time, but judging from his pale face, I knew how hard he worked today. I went to bed after this dinner! Why bother me?

Many people should understand this sentence, but it is easier said than done, which is a comfort to themselves.

You never know how you will live until you quit your job. Because you have a way out. I don't want to dig a new road.

When I was my age, all my female classmates were at home, ready to have a second child. Male students are taking their children to various cram schools. It seems that life has been passed down from generation to generation.

But I don't want this. I have experienced or am experiencing what others have experienced. Others never want to try, but I always want to touch what they are a minefield.

This is my life, there is no need to let the secular plan! As a post-80s generation like me, please hold the tail of youth! Always fidgeting.

I'm Guo and this is. This should not be an update today, because I have a high fever!

Mobile phone code word is not easy, punctuation and typos are not responsible! After reading it, I like the Year of the Rooster.