Laugh off the big teeth of the joke copy.

1. When I don't dance every day, I can't jump with a cold.

Time has smoothed your edges and corners. In fact, you have been taken away by life.

Kindness is useless, because only when you are beautiful first can others see your kindness.

4. Others are proficient in piano, chess, calligraphy and painting. I'm amazing. I fry, cook and eat everything.

Life seems to cultivate three things: don't talk nonsense, don't spend money indiscriminately, and don't lose your temper.

6. People will change. Before, I always wanted to get rich. Now I just want to get rich. It doesn't matter if I'm violent or not.

7. Only those who have worked hard know how important the background is!

Eight. When I was a child, I was poor, but I was happy. It's different now, not only poor, but also unhappy.

Please be kind to yourself, because the parts are not well matched and expensive! Money may not be available, not to mention that you have no money.

10. At least people's brains will be short-circuited, and I don't even have power.

1 1. Successful people will give you chicken soup because they have eaten all the chicken.

12. I can't afford the AA system now. I invented an AAB system, which is your AA. I'm embarrassed to go.

Thirteen. Near Zhu Zhechi, near Mexico is black. Everyone will try to stay away from me in the future, and I don't want you to be handsome.

In fact, human potential is infinite. Some people quit their jobs at the beginning of the year, but they are still at work, even afraid to be late.

15. I feel that life is always aimed at you everywhere because you are ugly. If you are beautiful, it's as if you are hanging up every day.

16. Marry a woman like me. Although it is not beautiful or beautiful, it is enough to make you lose everything.

17. What is the highest state of light bulb? Only two men and a woman are walking in the street. All three of them will feel like light bulbs!

Eighteen. When I was a child, my mother kindly said to me: Good boy, you will never starve to death if you learn this skill. So my mother taught me to eat!

19. Who said that boys and girls don't have pure friendship? As long as you are ugly, the whole world is your friend!

20. People are unlucky. If they drink cold water, their teeth will be blocked. Water is even more unlucky. If they are drunk, they will be trapped in their teeth.

Twenty one. Women are over forty, and men can still hold your little face and look at you patiently for half an hour. Maybe it's just the dentist!

22. I really don't understand who can only turn what he eats into shit and who is qualified to say that he can turn what he eats into meat.

Twenty-three Now, what we can't get on is grades. What we can't get down is weight. What we can afford but can't put down is chopsticks. What we can't get in and out is the quilt.

Twenty-four Hunger, if you do well, is called losing weight; Being lazy and doing well is called enjoying; Persistence in doing well is called persistence; Play dumb, if you do it well, it's as stupid as you think.