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Feel sick, say that you are sick, and euphemistically send a circle of friends.
If you have a cold and feel uncomfortable, you have to change the medicine can.
3, people are often the most vulnerable when they are sick!
I am completely hurt, and I love you to despair.
5, when sick, a person is very sad, who knows?
6. Don't make yourself sick. This is the best reason.
7. I can't stand your injury any longer.
8. In the future, I won't pay anything for anyone.
9. I feel uncomfortable with a cold and fever. This is a painful day for me.
10, I am me, you are you, and our relationship is irrelevant.
1 1, walking silently in the rain, thinking of the person who once held his left hand.
12, don't be so cold to me, I am also a thoughtful person.
13, I don't want my feelings to be decided, I want to be sure.
14, I wish I could get sick instead of you, and you feel bad instead of me.
15, inadvertently, your smile became my world.
16, I started catching a cold today, and I feel very uncomfortable, but I still miss you very much.
17, I didn't expect us to have such a tacit understanding that we almost got sick.
18, I really envy those people who are concerned by many people when they are sick.
19, living in a hypocritical world all day will only become more and more hypocritical.
20, the face is so awkward, the lips are so pale, and the face is blue and white.
2 1, the so-called flashlights in this city reflect nothing but loneliness.
22. You know I have a cold, you know I'm in trouble, you know I stayed up late, where are you?
I really can't feel your concern, even a little.
24. Be strong in front of others. People are injured in the back, they are not strong, and no one will pity themselves.
I hope that one day, when I am lonely, sick and sad, I can miss you less.
26. When people are in a foreign land, they feel particularly helpless when they are sick, and they are always easily poked to tears.
27. I want to care if you are ill, but what qualifications do I have? Ha ha.
28. Next time you dare to get sick, get as far away as possible, and don't let me find you again.
29. I suddenly admire those who are sick and unpretentious and talk silently about taking medicine to see a doctor.
30. Do you know what it's like to find medicine for yourself when you are sick and be scolded by your family?
3 1, let's have a bowl of shredded pork noodles with mustard tuber. I have no appetite recently. I should eat something light when I am sick.
32. I am sick and need infusion. If you ask me what I have lost, the answer is; Miss your night.
It's cold, put on more clothes. If you are ill, I will feel distressed. To someone I care about.
34, boring! Dizzy! I feel like I'm going to get sick! A cold sweat! It's so uncomfortable!
He is the sand in my eyes. I tried to get him out, only to find that I could only send him away with tears in my eyes.
36. I sat in the hospital and watched the passing cars. I, sitting under the street lamp, can't wait. Light, yellow; Me, alone.
37. I wonder if this season is too changeable. People around me keep catching colds and getting sick. In the end, I can't escape. . .
The worst thing is that there is only one person left after the divorce. When people reach middle age, they are ill and hospitalized, and no one takes care of them, while their sons and husbands in other beds take good care of them.
39. My heart is worse than being sick! When can I be so strong that nothing can destroy me? I must be strong!
40. I told him that I was ill, and he didn't care. He only said that he was ill and went to the hospital. Why did you find me? Hehe, I smiled. We broke up yesterday.
4 1, damn cold, although it hurts you, it hurts in my heart. Get well soon. I want to die of pain. I wish my dear a speedy recovery.
42. People may be the most vulnerable when they are sick. Usually, you can pretend to be strong. At this time, everyone hopes that a warm greeting can be defeated.
43. I have a cold, my nose is uncomfortable, and I can't help sneezing. I want to go to bed early, but I am not sleepy. I'm in a bad mood, annoyed and confused. . .
Happiness is always accompanied by generous people, wealth is always accompanied by honest people, wisdom is always accompanied by noble people, charm is always accompanied by humorous people, and health is always accompanied by open-minded people.
45. A true friend, no matter how down and out, will never leave me or abandon me. Comfort me when I am sad, take care of me when I am sick, and tell me to take medicine.
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