One episode of "100,000 Cold Jokes" is about collecting vomit energy and attacking the king who doesn't shit.

Bird king doesn't shit: human beings, your existence is the greatest insult to our king. Wait and see when you can be happy, hum!

Sao nian changed the character to this word: in the past 20 12, there was no solar storm, no global earthquake, no super volcanic eruption and no meteorite invasion. The end of the world is regarded as an after-dinner joke. But we don't know, in fact, the end of the world is a few months late, and I almost saved the world.

... 100 thousand cold jokes ...

doomsday

Sao nian: it was a dreary morning, and many people were waiting to see the latest episode of 100 thousand cold jokes.

Passerby: Big baby headdress, red quality, a piece of hardware.

Sao nian: no matter from which angle, the past year has been a bit dull. Entering a new year, but I am still the same, doing nothing, doing nothing. I don't hate such a muddled life, but occasionally complain from my heart, and this boring world is over.

then ...

Sao nian: just when I was thinking this way, the end of the world came.

The king bird didn't shit: well, hello, can you hear me? Hey, hey, hey, yeah. Hello, people on earth.

Nice to meet you all.

Passerby: Look over there, who is it? ! Who's that? Aliens! (I didn't hear you clearly)

Bird king doesn't shit: who am I? ! You don't know me? Alas! What a headache! I can't believe I don't know such a charming and extraordinary person!

Sao nian: soliloquize, this SB.

Passerby: Hey, holographic projection, who is playing high-tech pranks?

The bird king didn't shit: then I'd better introduce myself.

Sao nian: it took me a few minutes to understand that this sentence is the culprit that brought the end to the earth. But at the moment, I don't think this is an April Fool's joke.

Bird king doesn't shit: where should I start? Alas, there are so many places worth introducing that I don't know where to start.

In a word, my uncle is the strongest of all M77 galaxies. Not the most powerful and invincible star in the universe, the supreme ruler of New Blache.

Sao Nian: What is M77? Bump man, aliens and so on are not in M78. What's the name of New Blache? Even if it is a prank, the name can't be so casual. Hey.

The king bird does not shit: I am the king bird does not shit.

Sao nian: hey, I just used English homophonic. Now I only use bird shit. To spoof, you have to be professional.

Bird king doesn't shit: actually, I have good news and bad news for you this time.

Sao nian: ok, I know, I know, is it an invasion of the earth?

The bird king doesn't shit: in fact, Ben Wang has been drinking with Cricklero these days.

Sao nian: well, why did you suddenly say something else?

Bird king doesn't shit: I made a bet with the great devil Cricklero. I bet there is no intelligent life in your galaxy.

Sao nian: I will go. By the way, who is this sister? ? Crikro, the great devil! ?

King bird does not shit: if you lose, dance on the star's tail teeth. My uncle is the best dancer.

Sao Nian: You are not gambling at all! !

Bird king doesn't shit: who knows that there is really intelligent life on your planet?

Sao nian: isn't it common for people from the galaxy next door to come to earth to fight small monsters?

The king doesn't shit: but dancing that kind of dance is super humiliating.

Sao nian: then don't gamble.

Bird king doesn't shit: I can't see Crick's sister's paper dance. Uncle Ben dances the most. I'm really annoyed.

Sao nian: you are bored with this! ! ! ! ! ! !

The king doesn't shit: so the king made a very wise decision. Although it may be bad news for you.

This wise decision is: destroy the earth!

Sao nian: clever bird! What a casual bet you are, destroying the earth!

Anyway, there is good news. .

Bird king doesn't shit: what's the good news? The good news is that Wang Ben is lucky to be on this distant planet.

Sao nian: what good news is this! !

The bird king didn't shit: Oh, yes, as a gift, tomorrow my pioneer, Megalodon, will arrive here and start killing.

Sao nian: what a gift to meet wool! ! Well, why am I complaining so badly? It is estimated that some people with egg pain use high technology to make trouble. Megalodon or something, dare you go to the second grade?

Uh-huh, Megalodon! -It's really an alien invasion! ! This dragon is too big!

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Bird king doesn't shit: what's the matter? I thought this meant a genius.

Man: report to the queen, not to the king. Megalodon was asked to leave early due to the traffic jam in the wormhole caused by the recent peak in Spring Festival travel rush. Looks like we arrived early.

Bird king doesn't shit: well, forget it. Ok, let's start destroying the earth now!

Everyone on the earth, take care.

Sao nian: manage a p! How casual you are!

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Little girl: (crying) Mom. ...

Sao Nian: Little girl, have you been separated from your family?

Little girl: (crying)

Sao nian: I have to help her! -see megalodon beast damn it! Too late!

Little girl: (continues to cry)

Sao nian: how can you not save it! ! !

Little sister, I'm sorry, big brother can't carry you, you have to find your mother yourself!

I think I'm here. I haven't done anything yet, but I'm still unwilling. But at least ...