Looking for funny jokes.

2. A little kid in kindergarten was hiding in the toilet and smoking, and was caught by the teacher. The teacher asked him why he was smoking. He lowered his head and replied deeply: The motherland has not been reunified, and he feels very depressed!

3. The son has to sleep with his mother every night. The mother said: When you grow up and marry a daughter-in-law, will you also sleep with the mother? The son replied: Yes. The mother said: What will your daughter-in-law do? The son said: Let She slept with her father. After hearing this, the father said excitedly: This child has been sensible since he was a child!

4 5. Turtle has a high alcohol content. One day he got drunk. A friend asked: How can you still be drunk? Turtle replied :Alas, the grandson of Octopus insists on boxing with me. Damn, there are so many hands and I can’t even see them. It’s a real loss!

6. A Beijinger vs. XX Humanity: Beijing has big waves and deep water , but we’re okay, there’s nothing we can’t do with one million. XX man said humbly: I’ll give you 10 million to do a small thing. Can you hang my father’s photo on Tiananmen Square?

7. A man borrowed a car for an outing on the weekend, and his friend’s wife gave him a ride. The police asked him on the road: The car is yours. ? Answer: A friend. Question: Is your wife in the car? Answer: A friend too. The policeman sighed: What a good friend!

8. After watching the black 100-meter race, an old lady said, Wiping away tears, he said: "It's scary!" Several coal diggers knelt in a row and were shot. They fired without aiming. The children were so frightened that they ran away and couldn't even be stopped by the rope!

9. The four mice boasted: A: I eat rat poison as candy every day; B: I don’t step on mice and make my feet itch for a day; C: I don’t feel safe on the street only a few times a day; D: It’s getting late, let’s go home and pick up the cat.

10. The sky is blue, the sea is deep, and none of what a man says is true; love is eternal, blood is bright red, and a man cannot survive without fighting; if a man is rich , and everyone is destined.

12. The mouse was very depressed when he had no girlfriend. Finally, a bat agreed to marry him, and the mouse was very happy. Others laughed at his lack of vision. Mouse: What do you know? She is a stewardess after all.

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14. When a magpie comes, mother says it is a happy bird and a guest; when a swallow comes, mother says it is a beneficial bird and a guest; when a crow comes, the child asks, are you also a guest? The crow cries: Yes, I am a hacker!

15. Cucumber cried in love, and Eggplant comforted her: love is not just sweetness and intoxication, but also heartbreak and tears. well! Who made you fall in love with onions?

16. A girl is so ugly that she cannot marry and hopes to be trafficked. My dream finally came true, but I couldn’t sell it for half a month. The kidnappers sent her back, but she refused to get out of the car. The kidnappers gritted their teeth and stamped their feet: Let’s go, I don’t want the car.

18. Xiao Ming told his mother that when guests came to play at home today, his brother put a thumbtack in the car. I saw it on the guest's chair. Mom said: "Then what did you do?" Xiao Ming said: "I stood aside, and when the guest was about to sit down, I took the chair away from behind him."

19. A conversation on a crowded bus one day was as follows: A standing pregnant woman said to a man sitting next to her: "Don't you know I'm pregnant?" "(I want him to give up his seat...) The man said nervously: "The child is not mine! ” I smiled and wanted to turn around! Smile and you will be less than ten years old.