Tell me if there is a joke that will make you laugh all your life.

First, go to the hotel to watch cartoons!

When my husband and I first met, he was still in the army, so it was not easy to meet once. 10/day 1 day, the army organized a stroll to Makwei, and there were so many comrades leading us, so it was not good for us to date. Then we went to a small hotel to chat and watch cartoons for a while. It's time to get together!

I met his comrade-in-arms when I went out. We were still holding hands. His comrades-in-arms asked him what he had done and casually said that he had gone to watch cartoons. He laughed at the joke for years. As soon as her husband went out, his comrades-in-arms said, It's time to watch cartoons again!

Second, the doctor said that my husband was very happy after the baby in my belly was born!

When I am pregnant, I want to know the sex of the child. I casually asked the doctor if the child was a boy or a girl. The doctor said I couldn't tell, but your husband must have been happy when he was born. We'll guess when we get home. My husband is so happy, he must be a little lover.

Everything at home is bought according to the girl's, pink sheets, all kinds of cute little dolls, girls' little skirts and red bottles. I was dumbfounded as a result. This is not a lover, this is China Construction Bank!

I also went to see a doctor specially. Didn't you say my husband was born happy? Why are you so happy? I just cried, for the doctor's happiness!

Third, my mother's innovative dish!

My aunt taught my mother to mix vegetables with sesame sauce, and my mother learned the essence. From then on, noodles mixed with sesame sauce is nothing, and cold dishes mixed with sesame sauce will do. What sesame paste can be mixed with beans, peppers, eggplant, wife and cucumber? Mom, please, let me eat the cucumber dry. All the dishes at home can be mixed with sesame sauce!

Fourth, the toad jar is full of water!

It's raining at home, and my mother catches toads on the avenue with electric batons. She was so happy when she came back. She caught a dozen. My dad said you could enlarge the jar. I will buy less stewed potatoes tomorrow. My mother went out excitedly, and a dozen toads poured in. She was afraid that the toad would be short of water, so she put half a jar of water in the jar. It rained all night. The next day, the toad disappeared and the jar was full!

Fourth, you, me and him can't teach anything!

My son is learning to read, but he can't. I don't understand the word "you" I pointed to the child. He said "me" and "me". I pointed to the child. He said "he". Forget it. Let's love someone. I don't want to share. Tell this to my husband.

Summary: The stories in life are always so interesting. Even if a child calls me "Sister", it seems that I have returned to school and really become someone else's sister!

Children learn clocks and watches, only the hands and hour hands. What about second-hand? If the child is blind, the second hand will keep walking and I don't know where it should be. Really in distress situation!

I smashed the toilet to let my husband coax the children for a while! In order not to clean, I learned to pretend to be sick!

There are funny things every day, so it's not jokes that make me laugh all my life, but people around me and a happy home!