Who has such a funny joke that you don't have to die: "pay for your life"

Once upon a time, there was a child who begged his first wife to commit adultery with the old man. On this day, the child went up the mountain to herd cattle and went home halfway. He just walked to the door. I happened to meet my wife and dad having fun, so I hid outside and peeked. I only saw my wife touching my dad's penis and asked, "What is this?" The father said, "The peak of the mountain." The father touched his wife's genitals and asked, "What is this?" The wife said: "Tantanping." The wife touched her father's pubic hair again and said, "What is this?" Father said, "A bay with thatch." The father touched his wife's ass again and asked, "What is this?" The wife said, "Cold water won't do." After a while, the wife said, "well, be careful when the child comes back." Father said, "I'm not afraid. Let's soak for a while. " Seeing this, the child couldn't bear it any longer and rushed into the house. Father pretended nothing and asked, "Where are you herding cattle?" The child said, "The peak of the mountain." Father said, "That won't kill the cow." The child said, "No, there is tamping." Father asked, "Is there any grass to eat there?" The child said, "How about Maocaowan?" Q: "Is there any water to drink?" Answer: "Cold water is no good." Seeing that what the child said was only a conversation between him and his daughter-in-law, the father slapped the child and put the hat on his head in the water tank. The child didn't check. After a while, my father said, "Don't pick it up. The child said, "Don't be afraid, just soak for a while. "