Who has a French joke?

An American, a Frenchman and a Beijinger were walking in the desert.

When they were walking, they saw a bottle. After opening the cork, a man floated out.

The man said, "I am a fairy, and I can satisfy three wishes of each of you!"

Americans are the first to say, "My first wish is 1 million yuan."

The fairy said, "This is simple, it will satisfy you! Let's talk about the second wish. "

The American said, I want another million! "

After the fairy fulfilled his wish, the American said his third wish:" Get me home. "

The fairy said," No problem. "

So the American returned to the United States with a lot of money.

When the French saw the American leave happily,

they said," I want a beautiful woman! "

The fairy gave him a beautiful woman.

The Frenchman said, I want a beautiful woman!"

The fairy also satisfied him and gave him a beautiful woman ..

The Frenchman finally said, "Send me back to France."

After sending the Frenchman back to China, the fairy asked the Beijinger what he wanted.

The Beijinger said, "Let's have a bottle of Erguotou first."

The fairy gave it to him and asked him what his second wish was.

The Beijinger said. "

The immortal asked him what his third wish was.

Beijingers thought about it and said, it's no point to drink alone. Please get them both back."

PART2

The popularity of the French and the United States was bad, but they were helpless. The three of them had to keep walking.

They saw a bottle while walking. After opening the stopper, another person came out.

The man said, "I am the disciple of that immortal just now, and my magic is not as strong as his,

so I can only satisfy two wishes of each of you."

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lest he bring it back later.

So the Beijingers said, "Let's have a bottle of Erguotou first."

The immortal fulfilled his wish.

The French and Americans urged the Beijingers to express their second wish quickly.

After drinking Erguotou, the Beijingers said to the immortal slowly, "All right, it's all right, go away."

I saw a bottle when I was walking, and when I opened the cork, another man floated out.

The man said, "I am the apprentice of that immortal, and I can only satisfy one wish for each of you! "

The American hurriedly said," I never want to see that Beijinger again. "

The immortal said," OK. "Then he turned to the Frenchman and asked," What about you? " "

The Frenchman quickly said," I don't want to see that Beijinger either. "

The fairy said," OK. "Then he turned to the Beijinger and asked," What about yours? "

Beijingers said," None of what they said counts. "

part4

So Americans and French people gnashed their teeth and followed Beijingers.

When they were walking, they saw a bottle, and when they opened the cork, another person came out.

That person said," I am the apprentice of the apprentice of the immortal, and I can only satisfy one wish of the three of you! "

Americans and French shouted in unison," What that Beijinger said is nothing ".

The man said, "OK," so he turned to the Beijinger and asked, "What do you want to say? "

The Beijinger said," Let them all go back to their respective countries, and don't suffer with me! ]