What horror stories look like jokes?

A man named Jia went to the public toilet of the hospital. There are no lights in public toilets. After urinating, I found something beside the urinal and my tongue was bloody. He was so scared that he lifted his pants and ran away, and it chased him closely. He ran and ran and hurried into a room. Suddenly, he saw all the bodies in the room! No, no, he looked up at the sign at the door, morgue! ! ! He just wanted to leave, door! There is a white shadow at the door! With a bloody tongue! Absence eyes bleeding, slowly look into the room! Jia Zheng scared to close his eyes and open them again. There is no one at the door. He sighed softly and turned around! A bleeding eye is looking at him absently! He screamed with fear! Ah, ah, ah! At this time, the ghost slowly drifted towards him! He felt that he was suffocating. Getting closer, getting closer! The ghost's pale hand has been put on his neck, and the ghost's maw has slowly approached his ear! The ghost approached his ear and said slowly, Big Brother, you nailed my tongue to your belt. . . . . . . .