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Oral communication

1. The chef said, "I think we have already left. Let's cut the gordian knot, so don't divide the pots and pans." The tailor said, "We can't be too partial. We must go through the needle, and the thread will pass. " The driver took over: "It's not that we didn't take care of it. There is a road behind the car, don't be too out of line. "

The boatman finally said, "... ah ... ah ... ah ... ah ... ah".

A: From the context, we can draw a conclusion.

The chef's style of making peace is: distinguish the object when making peace.

The tailor's style of making peace is: neither side can offend.

Drivers talk about their own style: don't go out of line when making peace.

The boatman is the last one to talk, so he should have his own style. Because the first three people used proverbs in their speeches, the boatman should say, "You're right, but I think we'll cross the bridge when we come to it. We'll see what we can do then. "

2. After seeing the patient, a doctor casually said, "Eat whatever you want!" The doctor's implication is that because the doctor just casually said that the condition is not serious, he can eat whatever he wants. (if specifically, it means that the condition is very serious. )

Bookstores should hang banners in conspicuous places in the store and write down their mottos on the banners. Please write down the motto you think is appropriate and briefly explain the reasons.

Books are the ladder of human progress.

Dai Xiuxiu from Yucai Primary School wants to book a happy birthday for his grandfather who is 70th birthday this year. Now the on-demand phone is connected. Please write Xiu Xiu's words.

Hello, today is my grandfather's seventieth birthday. Please help me order a birthday song, and wish Song happiness and a long life.

In 1950s, Zhou Enlai was interviewed by an American journalist. That is the room of an American journalist. Seeing this American Parker pen on the desk, I asked, "Excuse me, Prime Minister, why do you want to use my pen?" Zhou replied: "This pen is a trophy won by a North Korean friend on the battlefield. He gave it to me as a gift. I thought it was meaningful, so I took your pen.

The implication of American journalists is that China is incapable of producing his own pens and looks down on China people.

Zhou Enlai's implication is that it has subtly shifted the contempt of journalists. This is a trophy, a trophy that defeated the journalist's country.