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How did monkeys become people?

1 creationism (man is made by God) 2 Darwinian evolution (changed by apes) 3 brought by aliens. 1 The so-called creationism means that God created us, or in western religions, it is called Christ Jesus, Adam and Eve ... in the East, it is called Buddha, or Pangu created the world, and so on. Of course, religious people think so, because their minds think so. Why? Because the priest and some people taught us so, they believed it. But we haven't really seen God, only devout believers have said that they have seen God ... In our history books and major media TV broadcasts, it is reported that our ancestors were apes and evolved from apes. We also have evidence that people are apes, based on Peking man and Neanderthals who found sites in Beijing. In fact, it is undeniable that our ancestors did evolve from apes to humans. This is also Darwin's theory of evolution. Now let's analyze, the dinosaur era is the longest period before human beings. The history of the earth can be said to be10.6 billion years, 5 million years, much longer than the history of mankind. And we also know why the intelligence and evolution of dinosaurs have not made a rapid leap after such a long time of development. Later, it suddenly disappeared from the earth 65 million years ago ... We all know that reptiles such as crocodiles and snakes actually existed in the dinosaur era, and they were the only survivors, but conversely, how much have they changed from now on? The answer is none. And how did the so-called people 65 million years ago come from? Is this a mystery? In fact, anyone who can think can find the answer, but the scientific community dare not admit it. We human beings were brought by a kind of advanced intelligent life, the so-called "aliens", or they came to the earth to "create" us. The so-called "creation" may be that they bring their genes to the earth for "experiments", that is, they reproduce, or they may combine their genes with those of monkeys or orangutans, and the so-called "apes" appear. Because up to now, we will find that we are the so-called "advanced animals" with the highest IQ among all animals on earth, and it is impossible for other animals to evolve into this. Monkeys and orangutans can only imitate people's simple actions so far, and their IQ has not yet evolved to the level of human intelligence. The development of civilization and science and technology from ancient times to the present is earth-shattering. Although people can't do it themselves (the eyes can't see farther than the eagle, the ears don't have the spirit of a wolf, the speed is not as fast as that of a leopard, and the strength is not as big as that of a bear), we have invented high-tech telescopes, sonar instruments, weather and earthquake consultation, cars, planes, ships, robots and so on. Up to now, they are far more powerful than any so-called animals on the earth, but we should not forget that even if today's scientific and technological development is like this, it is still a superficial thing for our so-called ancestors "aliens." We know that there are many unsolved mysteries in the world, that is, the UFO we saw in the network news is something that most people feel puzzled. There are more than 1000 cases of UFOs all over the world, and many people have seen UFOs. Look for it online if you don't believe me. And let's think about the vastness of the universe, the size of the universe is beyond our imagination, and if only we humans exist, wouldn't this cosmic cause be too wasteful (of course, this is a joke and a fact), because friends who know a little about astronomy know that there are more than 50 billion stars like the sun in the Milky Way alone, not to mention all other galaxies? So it is self-evident that there are living planets in the vast universe, but the only thing that puzzles most of us is the distance that scientists admit. We know that the distance between stars is measured in light years. In space navigation, it takes four years to reach the nearest star at the speed of light. So we unilaterally believe that distant aliens will never reach the earth. Today, with the development of science and technology, Einstein and Hawking are the most famous contemporary scientists. Many of the theories they put forward are still in use, so we think what they said is right. At present, no more advanced scientific giants can inherit them and make more outstanding contributions, but time will tell. Let's look at Newton's gravity again. He said that anything with mass can't get rid of the center of gravity of the earth. And we can see that UFO can fly freely in the air without the influence of gravity (in fact, it uses electromagnetic particles and superconducting electronic technology), which is the problem that the next scientist will solve soon. Actually, it's nothing. Just as we can invent the maglev train, I believe that human beings can also invent the maglev plane in the near future. Let's think about Stonehenge, crop circles, the Devil's Triangle, the sudden disappearance of Mayan high-tech civilization, the close contact of the third kind of aliens and so on. In fact, they all caused it, but scientists and officials are unwilling to prove it. I think our earth may be the base or laboratory of "aliens". In short, they are kind and friendly to us, guiding and observing human beings in various contact ways. When we break the traditional concept with the idea of transcending time and space, we will understand the world and ourselves more rationally, and all doubts and mysteries will be solved. We will also understand the meaning of our lives!