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Proud Qin Jie Chapter 56
"right here?" Qin Qian leng leng, then stared at his eyes and made a sweat-wiping action: "The first generation of illusory gods is too treacherous! This is obviously a trap. Do you want people to toss in this heavy day? "
"Do you think all the testers who come in are idiots like you? If the century-long trial is so simple, how can we distinguish the gap between people? "Qin Wei stared at him, then at the arrogant wind, and silently interpreted the meaning of this sentence.
"shit! Qin Wei, you won't be happy if you don't give me a hard time! " Qin Qian held his head high in anger, rightfully held out his chest, gave her a dirty look, and looked at the arrogant way: "You think everyone is a pervert like the Yun Feng brothers!"
The two of them continued to use their magic to stare at each other.
Aofeng: "..."
Under the guidance of Qin Wei, the three men turned a small circle from the bottom of the circular mountain, and after two or three paths, they found a big cave in a canyon. The mouth of the cave only allowed an adult-sized creature to pass through. When they entered the cave, they found that there was a transmission array with a faint blue light inside.
Seeing such a transmission array, the three people all flashed their eyes and quickly stepped forward.
"It's really here!" Qin Qian sighed in surprise, revealing the color of joy: "Great, now we can have an advantage over Qin Teng and others!"
"Idiot, you are dreaming!" Qin Wei rolled his eyes: "My mother participated in this trial, but his master didn't? Not only his master, but also his elder sister Qin Dance! Moreover, it was a long time ago that my mother took part in the trial. The terrain in the Vientiane Grand Array may have changed long ago, but they want news of each contestant. The experience and help they provided to Qin Teng are definitely far more than ours. I estimate that they have already reached a heavy day and are now looking for the entrance to Vientiane. "
"er ..." Qin Qian suddenly collapsed, and she didn't even have the mood to care about being scolded by her. Indeed, compared with Qin Teng, whose master is Qin Yan, their prerequisites are far from perfect.
"Qin Wei, how did you find this transmission array? Is there any special method? " Aofeng didn't complain about this, but he asked Qin Wei with a light eyebrow and a slightly bright eye.
Although this place is not far from the place where they joined the array, it also detours several times. The mountain road below is complicated, which is hard to say clearly by dictation, but Qin Wei has downloaded it and found the place. I'm afraid this is more than a little news provided by the Queen of Ice.
"Your Majesty Yun Feng is so careful that he can even notice such a thing." Qin Wei once again took a admiring look at Aofeng and nodded: "I did use some special methods to sense the clear position of this transmission array. In fact, everyone who has studied the foundation of ancient magic array should understand this. These formations, such as those built by the first generation of magic gods, are all operated by the energy force of magic gods as the support point. Therefore, as long as we practitioners of magic energy use the spirit to sense it, we can find the array method. The valley where we were just now is very close to here, so we can know the clear position with a little sense. "
After a pause, Qin Wei sighed lightly: "But it's not that simple next. Except that this heavy day has to be transported away from the entrance, I can clearly feel that I only know a general direction and need to find it ourselves. However, after all, our telepathy range is limited, and we often pass by the transmission array. When we find it slowly, we are trapped in a space for even a few days. If we are unlucky, we may not be able to enter Vientiane.
"Spirit induces energy? "Proud wind one leng, and then a surge of ecstasy in my heart, this is not exactly what she wants?
This induction array is no different from the energy left in the induction tomb of Taikoo Forest. Her abnormal induction ability far exceeds that of ordinary magic practitioners. Now, her strength has soared, and the scope of her spirit is even more terrible.
The territory of Vientiane is about the size of a Lord's territory, and it is about the same as the land of light. Her spirit now can cover the whole Vientiane territory! And the space of the following days is probably not much different from that of Vientiane.
In other words, she doesn't need any guidance or experience at all. As soon as she gets to the next floor, she can directly sense the location of the transmission array!
All the experiences and detailed maps given by Qin Yan and Qin Dance are sidelined!
after all, no matter how detailed the map is, it is impossible to find the transmission matrix directly, and it will take some time to search.
"This is so cool!" Aofeng chuckled happily.
I'm afraid Qin Teng thought he was ahead of them in news, so he was elated. However, he paid attention to the tragedy. It seems that he is still his own master. Just give himself a magic energy source and solve all the problems!
"what's so cool? Brother Yun Feng, it is obvious that our situation is not good now. How can you say that? " Qin Qian looked at Aofeng's smile doubtfully, wondering if Aofeng had a problem with his head.
Qin Wei seems to have noticed something. Leng Mei raised his head slightly: "Is there a quick way to find the population under the crown of Yun Feng?"
"exactly." Aofeng nodded and smiled confidently: "With the size of this space, I can sense the magic energy in the transmission array, so I am absolutely ahead of them."
"what!" Qin Wei and Qin Qian both stared straight in the eyes.
directly sensing energy? Is this a mistake?
As the most mysterious and powerful source of strength for ancient magic teachers, the magic energy can't be injected too much in any array. That faint halo may not be clearly sensed by them at close range. It's terrible that this guy Aofeng has a full-screen insight on such a large territory! What kind of abnormal level is her spirit?
Originally, they thought Aofeng was abnormal enough, but I didn't expect this abnormal person to dare to by going up one flight of stairs! They only think that they can't find any words to describe this guy who is worse than an animal after searching their minds ...
Aofeng didn't scare the consciousness of the two teammates at all, so he simply walked into the transmission array under their gaze and greeted them in high spirits: "Let's go, let's go directly to the Eight Heavenly Days! When you get there, give them another surprise! "
two poor guys, who were constantly scared, followed in with dull eyes.
......
Time passed quickly, and before you know it, seven days of kung fu passed.
There is a vast array of heaven and earth, and in the sandstorm of Vientiane seventh heaven, a dazzling light flashes out, and three figures come out from it.
"here we are! Here we are! " Qin Teng's adult, Qin Hao's adult, we finally entered Vientiane seventh heaven! "A thin, pale young man smiled with surprise and cried with joy. He was obviously very excited at this time and felt quite accomplished.
"Yes, we have finally arrived in Vientiane seventh heaven. According to the information given by my senior martial sister, most of the Vientiane seventh heaven are ruyi-level lords, and there are some semi-kings, which are not as dangerous as the Eight Heavenly Heavens and are the most suitable for our actions. "Qin Teng also took a little breath and said," Let's take a rest and keep our spirits up, and then we will start our trial. "
I've been on a tight schedule these days, and I haven't had a rest at all. I'm trying my best to display my spirit to search for the element transmission array on every floor, which consumes a lot, even for a king, so I didn't dare to go directly to Eight Heavenly Days.
Vientiane Eight Heavenly Heavens is a paradise of King-level Warcraft, among which there is no lack of King Gao Jianjun. With the strength of their squad, if they enter, they must be careful and adjust their state to the best.
"Hey, this transmission array is really hard to find, either in a hidden canyon or in a forest, or even under a river! Search is really killing me! "Qin Hao a butt sitting on the ground complaining.
"Just be content. With the information from my master and elder sister, it's already easy for us to find our way. Otherwise, I'm afraid it will be this time tomorrow!" Qin Teng also sat down and said, "In fact, you should be glad that these transmission arrays are hidden, so that we can occupy a greater advantage. We have to look for news for so long, and those who have no news are of course more difficult to find."
"That's true. If it's so easy to find the way and let Yun Feng come up, I'm afraid it will add to our troubles." Qin Hao nodded in agreement, squinting and sneering: "What about that boy's strength? This century-old trial can't go all over the world by one-man cultivation! She really thinks she is something and dares to compare with us! I don't know where she is now ... "
Qin Si agreed with a dog-legged smile and winked:" Hey, they may not even be on the second day yet! Look at the list, the scores of all three of them are now points, and even a Warcraft and the same spirit have not been found. It is really ridiculous! "
Up to today, other testers have got some good things more or less. Even Qin Teng, who has been on the road, has domesticated several big lords and got some points. Only Aofeng is still a duck egg, which really makes people wonder if they are not in the mood to catch Lord-level Warcraft.
"Ha ha!" Qin Teng and Qin Hao glances, see the same banter in each other's eyes, laughing, and their voices are full of pride.
"I really want to go back and have a look at the scene where she can't find her way and runs around in a hurry to see if she can be as arrogant as before!" Qin Teng laughed and squinted faintly: "However, that just a rural villager is not worth wasting precious trial time for her. We can only wait until the trial is over to appreciate the wonderful expression on her face."
"There is no need to regret Teng Shao, even if we can't see it, we can imagine it." Qin Hao also hummed and laughed: "Besides, we can start the trial in a moment. After catching two and a half king-level magic beasts, we will refresh the list and rush directly to the top of each item. That boy will know that we are now in Vientiane seventh heaven, and will definitely vomit blood with anger!"
"Well, that's a good idea. Let's start now." Qin Teng spirit a flap, stood up, although this time for a while, but also enough he this level of the strong to restore a lot of mental and physical strength, although not to the peak, but already can't wait to let the proud wind know their current situation.
naturally, the other two people had no objection and immediately stood up after him.
just as they were about to set off, an ethereal voice suddenly came from their ears, which was an announcement of Qi Ling's refreshing achievements!
"Yun Feng, the tester, captured the King-class Warcraft' Thousand-handed Magic Vine' and scored 9 points, temporarily ranking first in the hunting list. Please continue your efforts for other testers. "
" Tester Yun Fen, Tester Qin Wei and Tester Qin Qian found the spiritual object' Thousand Vines Fruit' and got 8 points, temporarily ranking first in the spiritual object list. Please continue your efforts for other testers. "
.......
The sound falls, and the surrounding is silent again. Only the sound of wind dancing and yellow sand echoes in the ears between heaven and earth.
Qin Teng's stepping foot froze in place, Qin Hao and Qin Si's smiles froze in their faces, and the three people who were just very happy suddenly turned into three zombies! Three pairs of eyes are full of horror!
Slowly, Qin Si's smile turned into a crying face, Qin Hao's smile turned into gloom, and Qin Teng's whole face was black and blue, and the veins stood out on his forehead almost popped out of his eyes.
"King Warcraft … They, they have reached the eighth day?" The sad face of Qin boss said trembling.
"How is it possible ... how is it possible ..." With two low whispers, Qin Teng suddenly burst into tears and roared: "How is it possible!"
this explosive roar resounded through the heavens and the earth and spread far away.
Qin Hao and Qin Si shrank their heads in fear and wisely didn't bother him at this time. God knows what this obviously mad guy will do!
They understand his feelings very well. Anyone who is well-planned and ready to attack his opponent is suddenly attacked by his opponent. This taste is definitely not ordinary! If he can still hold his breath, he will be so angry that he can't speak!
However, Qin Hao and Qin Si also feel incredible, and they can't understand why Aofeng should get ahead of them!
They were holding a detailed map of Qin Dance for Qin Teng, and they kept on going and guessed the first seventh heaven. Aofeng was one step ahead of them! Now it's the eighth day! That's not to mention, they have already started hunting the king level of Warcraft. Obviously, after a full rest and aftercare, how did the three people do it, and the action would come to this point?
If they don't understand that this New Year's test can't be tampered with, they really wonder if that boy cheated!
Just then, the prompt sound of Qi Ling sounded again:
"Tester Yun Feng captured the King-class Warcraft' Thousand-handed Magic Vine' and scored 9 points, temporarily ranking first in the hunting list. Please continue your efforts for other testers. "
three people is a surprised, face upwards howl Qin Teng also stopped suddenly, in the eyes of horror can no longer lianqu.
It's only been a short time, and Aofeng has successfully domesticated a king-class Warcraft!
"Shit, is that kid on drugs? It took such a little time to domesticate the king-level Warcraft. What kind of pervert is she! " Qin Hao couldn't help swearing in horror.
It takes them high-level practitioners in the Qin Dynasty nearly half a day to domesticate a king-class Warcraft. Aofeng just hunted a Warcraft, and then another announcement came. How dare she be so abnormal? Are you going to let people live?
Now, Qin Hao finally understands why Ao Feng dared to say such big words before. With her incredible strength and ability, what can't she do?
Qin Teng kept staring at the name of Aofeng on the list, and her lips almost bit blood. Her score has soared from to 26, far behind him who is currently ranked second by 11 points! This is a kind of ridicule, he can imagine how arrogant that bastard is now, and even when he closes his eyes, he can see her dazzling smile.
"Yun Feng, watch this! I will never lose to you! " Clenched his fist, Qin Teng jumped up like an explosion and shouted at the two people behind him: "What are you waiting for? Come on, catch up! We're going to hunt Warcraft and look for spiritual objects right now. If it's really not possible, we'll also go to Eight Heavenly Days! In any case, be sure to shorten the score to less than ten! "
Looking at Qin Teng's ferocious face, Qin Hao and Qin Si both got a cold war. This boy has obviously been stimulated crazy, and they can't help secretly complaining. They thought that Qin Teng, a big tree on the list, could be easier in trials, but the danger was even greater. If it is really eight days, isn't it just cannon fodder with their strength?
However, in any case, we can't let Aofeng really win the championship, as long as we shorten the score to less than 1, there will be no problem. Next, I'm afraid it will be a long bitter battle ...
It's really hard for Qin Teng and his party, but Aofeng doesn't care about them at all.
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