There is an old allegro joke:1In 956, the plot and peace talks of the American imperialists were exposed, and they fled to North Korea or something ~

The original text is as follows:

1953, the U.S. imperialist conspiracy for peace talks was exposed.

He wants to travel all over the north and occupy the whole of Korea.

It was a night in mid-July,

Dark clouds hung over Anping Mountain.

There is a beautiful imperial army on this mountain.

The White Tiger Regiment, known as the ever-victorious unit with American-style equipment,

The puppet regimental headquarters is located in a cave halfway up the mountain.

It is difficult to attack and easy to defend, and it is heavily guarded.

One barbed wire after another,

Landmines are at the forefront,

There are open reefs and hidden castles everywhere.

The password will be changed in one minute.

Suddenly, several people flashed out in the distance.

Hmm? Suddenly it disappeared again,

Wow, these people are like lightning,

Flexibility and agility are unusual,

Wearing a fake military uniform,

With a dagger strapped to her waist,

One by one, strong and full of energy,

The joy of climbing mountains and wading,

This is exactly what volunteers put on makeup to enter the enemy's den.

Our resourceful and brave scout.

The captain is Yan, the reconnaissance platoon leader.

Party member in her twenties,

He is big and tall,

Especially experienced in investigation,

Today he led six boy scouts,

Seven people formed a sharp knife class.

There are Xiao Xu, Xiao Li and Dae-Young Kim.

And Lao Zhang and Bao Xiao Han Danian,

The task is to fight side by side between the Chinese and Korean soldiers and civilians.

Raid the white tiger regiment before dawn.

Seven heroes are advancing,

Hmm? Found a puppet sentry following the team.

Wow, this guy is sneaking around.

American rifles are on their shoulders,

None of the buttons are buttoned,

The brim of the hat leans back.

Yan platoon leader stabbed Han Danian with his hand.

Han, he pretended to squat down and tie his shoelaces.

When the child came over and fell,

He hummed and gnawed at the mud.

Stand up, touch the gun, and it's gone,

Hey, where's my gun,

Who deliberately picked on me?

Yan platoon leader looked ahead and stepped forward.

Put the pistol on his waist. Do not move!

Hey, hey, hey, we are on our own, sir.

Shut up! We are Chinese people's Volunteer Army.

Hey? Oh, the child was completely paralyzed by fear.

Oh, sir, sir, I don't know,

You know, I will never join your team.

Why are you chasing us? Say!

Hey, I said, I said, I stood guard in front of the mountain,

Take the gun, close your eyes,

Bang,

This is the front of the shell,

The monitor broke his leg,

When the criminal police team finished the game,

Lucky for me,

I started to jump backwards,

I think we're together,

With you, I can get some insurance,

I didn't expect to deliver it myself,

This time, there is no insurance.

Cut the crap. What is your password?

Oh, the password was just changed today.

The question is, the answer is O.

Make it clear

Oh, Gulum, Europe.

Why are you so embarrassed?

I don't know. It's from an American consultant.

Well, you should be wronged first,

Poof, put the towel in his mouth.

Hang your arms upside down in the cave,

The seven men flew forward with their feet flying.

Yan platoon leader looked at the luminous watch,

It's 1: 30 in the middle of the night,

Comrades, there are still more than three hours before dawn.

We should act quickly to buy time.

The front is the central station of the enemy post.

Beware of sudden changes in the situation,

Take cover.

Yes!

Heroes touch the past and hide,

Just listen, the two sentries above are chatting.

Hey, fatty, it's really fresh today.

I just issued a new armband,

I heard that I have to change my password again.

The company commander inspected the post twice,

The platoon leader came to take over in person,

I think something is going to happen,

Standing guard today is a bit mysterious.

Hey, hey, skinny, it's going north soon.

Is it still fresh to check posts and change shifts?

Hey, go north and fight again,

When the fuck will this war end?

The two boys are empty and afraid,

On that highway, Yan platoon leader swaggered towards the Korean New Year.

The thin man shouted with a gun:

Hey, what do you do?

The division search team is going back to the regiment,

Are you blind in both eyes?

Thin people have no armbands at first sight,

Hey, hey, you should take a fork in the road and go back to the regimental headquarters.

The child made trouble on purpose.

Han Danian slapped him in the face. Bang!

Oh, the child cried out in pain.

When the fat man looks at a few people, he is quite powerful.

He stepped forward and blocked the road.

Hey, hey, hey, sir, aren't you going to the regimental headquarters?

I'll call the waiter,

Tell them to send a car to pick you up,

So you don't have to drive in the dark.

After talking, I slipped into the watchtower,

Reach for the phone,

But I don't know that the phone hasn't been copied yet.

Just listen to poof, a sharp knife inserted into his chest,

Thin man just wants to copy the gun,

Poof, it's over.

Yan platoon leader killed the sentry and was just about to pass the checkpoint.

Hmm? I saw a string of lights coming down from the opposite mountain.

I heard the motor rumbling,

And then there was chaos,

Trucks, jeeps and motorcycles came from a distance.

It's almost time to rush to the postal center station.

This emergency is very dangerous,

Comrades, get ready to fight, put down your guns,

Xiaojin platoon leader said:

This car must be coming for us,

You give the order and we'll do it together.

Comrades, be calm in case of situation.

You can't tangle with the enemy here,

Our task is to destroy the puppet troops,

We must race against time,

These cars let our army destroy it,

Let him get into the fork,

Walk into our encirclement,

Act now! Yes

Dae-Young Kim wore an armband and a command flag.

Waving flags, shouting,

Alas, the bridge ahead was washed away.

It is dangerous to be impassable,

Take Highway 4.

All right, tick-tock ...

These cars are really obedient,

It entered the encirclement of our army.

Yan platoon leader saw that the car had left and said:

Seven heroes crossed the checkpoint and climbed the mountain.

I met Mrs Cui on the road.

Give up one's life for righteousness,

Sister Cui quickly leads the way,

In a blink of an eye, the heroes came to the cave of the puppet regiment.

There is a banquet in the puppet troupe.

Let's drink to the north runner.

Fuck, fuck, okay.

These boys are about to lift their necks and pour wine.

I heard a big piece of glass broken,

Breaking in, our hero scout,

Hey, platoon leader Yan is standing on the table with a gun.

Tear off the white tiger flag and step on it.

Facing these dogs and wolves,

Thousands of angry people rushed to the sky,

Oh, the puppet troupe exploded this time.

Wolves howl and ghosts howl and drill around.

The American consultant wants to send a telegram in the back room.

When I saw the transmitter smoking,

He really wanted to shoot,

Pa, the platoon leader Yan shot him in the wrist.

Mecha colonel back and said:

Bang! Han Danian smashed his skull with a Grenade.

When Colonel White Tiger saw that the situation was not good,

Run to the outer end of the door,

Yan platoon leader brushed it and followed it out.

At this moment, the puppet troupe screamed into the pigsty.

What American consultant Hu Gaoshen,

I was scared and hid under the table.

Knocked the table over,

Even the soup and vegetables are buckled,

Hot and screaming,

At this time, our big army began to attack.

All the white tigers entered the encirclement,

The sharp knife team cooperates with the big army.

Destroy the enemy cleanly and thoroughly,

This is China and North Korea fighting side by side.

The victory surprised the White Tiger Group.