Beautiful sentences, sad or funny, but no jokes!

How do you remember me? With a smile or in silence

We never forget the truth, we just get better and better at telling lies.

My so-called dream is to dream at night and daydream about it during the day

When the goods are expired. Sometimes people get tired of watching. How long can you be awesome in my heart?

Looking at the past, it was all stuff. Girl, who do you want to live with?

I told my mother that I was deficient in calcium and needed to take a supplement. My mother just told me to eat more at night. Quilt

Be a man with conscience and find a woman with temperament.

Chopping the wires with a kitchen knife in hand, sparks and lightning along the way.

. It turns out that Goku has always been sexy: the most powerful leopard print skirt + red stockings + black boots + steel pipe!

No one can lie, but he can tell lies easily It’s not easy if you’ve already deceived yourself

I’m bored and have nothing to do and I like to spend my time sleeping...

Your popularity is as strong as my athlete’s foot.

Gray Wolf will never leave Red Wolf, because he said that he will definitely come back.

Boss · Come and get a bottle of mineral water from 1982 //

“ You are either second or not, second is right there, neither three nor four╰︶￣

< p>Closing my eyes, I saw my future...

Men who go to bars are looking for excitement, while women are mostly stimulated.

Comparison is the reason for comparison. Death is better than fighting for a lifetime. . . . If a man has bad feet, he can’t sleep.

The full name of love is: your love rival and the one who betrayed you. People fall into the river at the same time, and they can't swim. Would you choose to dance in a disco or go to a KTV?

Look up to the sky so that tears won't fall. Keep your head as high as possible so that your nose won't flow.

Suddenly there was a flash of white light. I took a good pose and thought someone was taking the photo secretly, but later I found out it was lightning. Embarrassing~

Sometimes I am as optimistic as shit, always thinking that I can shake the world.

It is said that there is a story about smashing all the Sima jars, and there is a story about selling girls' small matches.

Today, let's go to Rufeng Peak to play around first, and then go there. Take a bath in the Immortal Cave, and go back to your nest late at night.

If you dare to forget me, I will put you in my trouser pocket

Poor people use cliffs to commit suicide. Rich people use cliffs to bungee jump.

Funny personalized signature: I told my mother that I am calcium deficient. After reading the personalized signature on Personality.com, I feel more energetic, my grades are better, and it will not be a problem to get into Tsinghua University and Peking University.

- Love, like a flat-chested woman, will always happen.

Yeah! Yeah, yeah! Cough! Yeah! Yeah! Take a break.

My dear, I will tell you to go home and cook after work. I gained weight just to occupy more space in your heart.

&&I love you, you know that I don’t love you, but now, do you know that I love you? p>

Millions of tall buildings are rising from the ground, and everything has to be done by oneself

To live in a state of drunkenness and dream of death is to drink, to be surging every night is to take off.

If you have nothing to do, stop talking and eat more. You have to be able to afford it.

It would be fun to guess someone else's photo album password if you have nothing to do, but you have to guess the space password first...

Women never know how painful it is.

My mother said: I didn’t have the money to adopt at that time, so I don’t have the spare money to adopt now.

The really scary thing is not playing the piano to others. , but a group of cows playing the piano to you.

It’s not that this song doesn’t exist in the world, but my album hasn’t been released yet.

I gently hold your little hand, With countless words in my mouth, I begged you: Pay back the money

When I paid the phone bill, I realized how valuable I was when I spoke.

Don’t judge others easily because you have not experienced their life.